And the Mystery LGFer Is…

Last night, Walter gave us a snippet from his email inbox, and we were left to guess who the lizard author was.  Here’s the snip:

5-21-2011

This is my first “behind the scenes” email ever to an LGF member, but like you say you’re easy to find. I just want to say I support you, and that was a pretty shitty thing for him to do. All Charles has to do now is get rid of Buck and Steve and it will be “goose-step” heaven.

We allowed for plenty of time for visitors to enter their guesses, Walter has handed us the envelope, and we’re now ready to end this round. Ladies and gentlemen, “stalkers” and loozards, the author of the above quote is…

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In Defense of Charles Johnson

January 28, 2012 56 comments

“In Defense Of Charles Johnson” is a phrase I never thought I’d utter.

One of the recurring themes at Little Green Footballs has to do with threats Charles has received over the years. The few examples he’s posted are dopey emails of the “You Are A Poopee Weenie Head” type. Most of us snickered at the supposed death threats that he mentions from time to time yet he’s never posted anything to back up his claim.

It turns out that Charles’ claims may have some legitimacy. (Look at that ————>
but don’t click on it yet. We’ll tell you when.)

First, let’s discuss the term “stalker.” In Charles Johnson/LGF terms, stalkers are evil obsessed bottom-dwellers who have no conscience and live solely to make the “stalkees” miserable and paranoid by reading a blog they dislike and commenting on its false importance and ongoing inanity. That describes The Boiler Room Crew pretty well (except for the part of stalking that involves forcefully striking a BRC Engineer squarely between the shoulder blades to dislodge the foosball he swallowed while washing it).

The real world definition of “stalking” is a bit more brutal than coughing up unwashed foosballs. BRC Engineer No. 8 discovered and forwarded a cache link that we won’t post here. There are some very nasty types out there who really hate Charles Johnson, at least they did in April 2008. Here are two snippets, with personal information blacked out.

We have no problem confirming that one of the commenters on that thread from 26 April 2008 was this guy. What a piece of neonazi shit, as if there were any other kind. Now go back up to that funny little bar at top right and click on it to read the entire thread if you want.

The people on that forum are dangerous nasty, and if anyone from LGF is lurking here, including you, Charles, rest assured that The BRC won’t play that game. Never have, never will. This blog is intended for fun childish mockery only. Now go piss up a rope.

Walter’s Email Dump; Guess Which Lizard Said This!

OK, here we go for round no. 3. Same rules apply, although I’ll ask the BRC Engineers to refrain from guessing.

In the context of his “timeout”, Walter received this:

5-21-2011

This is my first “behind the scenes” email ever to an LGF member, but like you say you’re easy to find. I just want to say I support you, and that was a pretty shitty thing for him to do. All Charles has to do now is get rid of Buck and Steve and it will be “goose-step” heaven.

Class of 2006?

Charles turns on Andrew Sullivan for defending Ron Paul

January 27, 2012 61 comments

Charles Johnson has a love/hate relationship with Andrew Sullivan. He links to his fellow loon, when it’s convenient. Having no integrity, Chuck attacks Sullivan. The reason? Well Andrew Sullivan defends The Sage of Culver City’s bogey man., Ron Paul!

Charles Johnson doesn’t realize the irony of his own comment!

Pathetically thin rationalizations masquerading as deep thoughts.

Sounds like your posts on a daily basis!

At 8:00 PM EST, The BRC presents: Walter’s Email Dump; Guess Which Lizard Said This!

Charles Johnson Waddles Away From Israel Bashing

January 27, 2012 143 comments

LGF was known to be a Pro-Israel blog. With its shift to the Far Left, things have changed. Israel is regularly trashed at LGF. This by itself is not shocker, consider the Far Left bent of the blog. What is shocking is that 2 so-called Israel supporters, San Francisco Zionist and Alouette don’t respond to the attacks on their homelands. In fact, the only person who defends Israel is the pet mountain lion.

Where was San Francisco Zionist and Alouette during this exchange? Nowhere to be seen. They are both cowards who grovel to be accepted by the Loozards. These 2 get no respect from me and deserve nothing but ridicule on this blog.

Charles Johnson once prided himself of being an avid supporter of Israel. He runs his blog along Stalinist lines. If he doesn’t like a comment, he deletes it or takes the commentator to task. Well when the Israel bashing got heated, Charles ran away like a coward.

Charles not only didn’t defend Israel, he left his pet mountain lion out to dry. Chuck has no principle or loyalty.

(Title Change Update Hat Tip: John DiFool)

Celticdragon Said What?

Walter’s email dump has sure ruffled some proverbial (and literal, we’re guessing) feathers over at the swamp, to the point where we’re seeing loozards attempting to cope by just making stuff up in response.  Boiler Room Engineer ISTE thought that something didn’t sound right, so he fired up The World’s Greatest Blog Search Engine™, and chimes in to present tonight’s case-in-point:

Celticdragon said,

“My first encounter with Walter was my last. I found very quickly that he is mean, vindictive and nasty. I ignored him here at lgf after that and I refused to engage him in conversation.”

A very bold statement and it lets everyone know that Celticdragon knew straight away that Walter was mean, vindictive and nasty. Celticdragon then totally ignored Walter forever.

The first encounter,

Yep Ouch! However maybe this was the encounter Celticdragon means. Ten days later…

Or was this the famous encounter? Later that same day…

Celticdragon directly replied to Walter L. Newton a grand total of 52 times between Oct 2009 and May 2011

Oct 4, 2009 10:25:44am
Oct 14, 2009 8:42:48am
Oct 14, 2009 4:40:22pm
Oct 14, 2009 4:47:22pm
Oct 14, 2009 5:07:55pm
Dec 2, 2009 5:50:24pm
Dec 2, 2009 5:57:01pm
Dec 2, 2009 5:59:48pm
Dec 5, 2009 10:11:05am
Jan 5, 2010 3:50:25pm
Jan 5, 2010 3:51:18pm
Jan 5, 2010 3:52:35pm
Jan 5, 2010 3:55:59pm
Jan 5, 2010 3:56:35pm
Feb 24, 2010 4:15:11pm
Feb 27, 2010 11:09:31am
Feb 27, 2010 11:14:49am
Feb 27, 2010 11:23:41am
Feb 27, 2010 11:31:52am
Feb 27, 2010 11:33:15am
Feb 27, 2010 11:37:54am
Feb 27, 2010 11:42:37am
Feb 28, 2010 11:56:55am
Mar 4, 2010 3:16:13pm
Aug 16, 2010 8:45:25am
Aug 27, 2010 1:17:36pm
Sep 14, 2010 3:57:52pm
Sep 14, 2010 4:00:13pm
Sep 17, 2010 1:34:24pm
Sep 17, 2010 1:39:21pm
Sep 28, 2010 2:40:16pm
Nov 28, 2010 8:20:54pm
Jan 10, 2011 6:29:27pm
Jan 10, 2011 6:44:00pm
Jan 10, 2011 7:04:49pm
Mar 9, 2011 5:35:47pm
Mar 12, 2011 6:27:34pm
Apr 6, 2011 11:36:07am
Apr 15, 2011 2:07:48pm
Apr 25, 2011 1:14:21pm
Apr 25, 2011 1:16:01pm
Apr 25, 2011 1:26:19pm
Apr 29, 2011 3:18:10pm
May 17, 2011 12:19:08pm
May 17, 2011 12:25:29pm
May 17, 2011 12:32:16pm
May 17, 2011 12:32:52pm
May 17, 2011 12:41:05pm
May 17, 2011 12:43:07pm
May 17, 2011 12:50:59pm
May 18, 2011 5:02:56pm
May 19, 2011 12:15:07pm

I think the last encounter with Walter is the one he means.

Hey celticdragon, the Boiler Room Crew want to kiss you too!

*smooch*

pwned…

How Charles Johnson hides from his critics on Twitter

January 26, 2012 75 comments

I think we can all agree that Charles Johnson is an intellectual coward. He rarely goes anywhere he can face criticism. When someone has a contrarian opinion, he bans them. When confronted in a neutral forum, Chuck runs away like a coward.

Charles, you are a coward.

McSpiff mad about the email revelations

January 26, 2012 84 comments

The Cult of LGF is rattled. Distrust and discord is spreading like a plague in recent days. The BRC and Walter have them rattled with the email revelations. McSpiff is now upset with the revelations and plays the victim card!

Poor McSpiff! How about be a man for once and speak your real opinions!

Update (ChenZhen): Here’s the refresher (or in case you missed it).  The McSpiff email quotes that got this whole thing rolling:

“Hope you’re enjoying all the election drama, etc. Just saw Charles’s post about ‘lost’ story views because he somehow forgot to count all the articles on the front page! What a transparent attempt to boost page views. Every time the front page is reloaded. What a farce.”

and:

“What you said echos what I’ve been hearing from several lizards, so I’ll repeat what I’ve been told. If you find yourself posting somewhere with high quality discussion let the rest of us know! I’m not particularly interested in the ‘stalker’ blogs but I’d love to stay in touch with some of the friends I’ve made.”

Walter informs us that the dates for these were 11/2/10 and 9/24/10 respectively.

Also. it should also be noted that the “farce” that McSpiff is referring to here was the shenanigans that Johnson was playing with his “views” counter:

(The BRC later went on to do in-depth analysis of the effect that this new and creative technique would have on the LGF “views” counter. It is interesting to see that there were lizards who saw it for what it was as well (right away), and of course didn’t say anything about it over there).

And the Mystery LGFer Is…

Last night, Walter gave us a snippet from his email inbox, and we were left to guess who the lizard author was.  Here’s the snip:

5/23/2011

What a turn around the place has gone through. I’m a bit surprised, myself. It’s turning into the exact mirror image of what it used to be. I can’t say I’ve always agreed with you, or with the tone you sometimes take, but dammit – what else are you supposed to do? Those folks have no desire to engage in a conversation or a dialogue, they just want their own biases confirmed.”

We allowed for plenty of time for visitors to enter their guesses, Walter has handed us the envelope, and we’re now ready to end this round. Ladies and gentlemen, “stalkers” and loozards, the author of the above quote is…

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Isn’t Charles an Old White guy?

January 25, 2012 98 comments

Heracles speculated that Charles Johnson might be Black! We all have seen pictures of an individual we all love to hate name Charles Johnson. He’s a Pikachu feminine looking obese pale skinned old White guy. That’s why this comment on the State of the Union from Chuck raises eye brows.

Isn’t Charles Johnson an old White guy? Or as Heracles speculated, he might actually be black. The answer is that Charles might have an identity crisis. Let’s discuss this odd comment by an old White guy.

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