Tears of the BeClowned

If we’ve given Charles some bad days, this one has to be his worst. Our resident fat clown has been given a slap from the grave, as the Breitbarts delivered a bone chilling tale of “stalking” that should have the Round Mound of BeClowned shitting his Depends with fear. However, the brave and vigilant conservosphere (Arachne, can’t thank you enough for the post) picked up shields and stand in formation.

Tonight’s mocking theme should be in the vein of the man who started it all, Andrew. Guest on the blogmoc radio show and tutor to some of the ballsiest and badass reporters out there. Most famous to us for collaboration on #Weinergate, Andrew never met a liberal twerp he couldn’t poke in the chest. Charles can put his panties on in the morning and dance on his grave, but the Breitbarts and DoD put our shit kickin’ boots on and carry out his tradition.

Arachne, hotter than the bottom of a kettle, looked at the mountain tossed at her and got hit with a pebble. We are all in debt for that effort (btw Walked Away-thank you for the compliment but it is all the BRC that hits chuck in the nuts daily). She chronicled the diary of a mad man and conversation flowed. During that conversation @Liberty_Chick brought something up.

Today is the anniversary of “weinergate”, the event that before today stood as probably the most epic beclownment of CJ. EVAR. It was so fucking epic that it spawned the relationship between the DoD and Breitbart. It also made today happen, and Andrew, with balls of steel, reached up through his grave and punched Chuck in the nuts while he was doing happy feet on his grave.

So, let’s honor the big fella and have a good night of mockery at the expense of CJ. And to be sure of the event, I’m linking the tweet heard around the world. Chuck’s dick pic:

Happy Weinergate anniversary, and let’s hope Andrew gets to look into the Round Mound of BeClowned’s compound in Culver Shitty and Chuckle at the developments of today. R.I.P. Andrew, and fuck you Chuck.

Mock away!

Yoo Hoo! Look Over Here! No, Look Over Here! No…..

May 25, 2012 120 comments

Customarily, I like to bring the snark, as everyone knows. But not today. Today is for answering the question “Who is Brett Kimberlin?”

He is, ladies and gentlemen, the Speedway Bomber. Here’s a little history:

The Speedway Bombings (Speedway, Indiana) began in trash cans on September 1, 1978, just before 10:00 p.m. Three bombs in total were detonated the first night. Bombs were exploded on subsequent nights, with a police cruiser blown up on night number five. While there was significant property damage incurred at those explosions, it was not until the sixth night that it turned deadly. This time the bomb would explode after the Speedway High School football game, maiming Carl DeLong so severely that he later committed suicide from his injuries. While that would prove to be the last of the Speedway bombings, residents still lived in fear for months afterward.

This quick summary of the horrific events of 1978 in Speedway Indiana are significant because today, in 2012, the man convicted of those bombings, who served only 17 years of a 50-year sentence, is setting about a systemic campaign to silence his conservative “critics” (i.e., those who reference his career criminal record) through harassment via litigation and other means. That man, the aforementioned Brett Kimberlin’s, current incarnation is as the director of a non-profit venture, the “Justice Through Music Project,” which has collected $1.8 million tax-free samolias in the past six years from such entities as Fidelity Capital, the Tides Foundation and Barbra Streisand’s foundation. A look at the JTMP site reveals that it isn’t so much about music as it is about social activism of the progressive type. And they have tax-exempt status WHY? (It amazes me that 1%-ers love funding enterprises whose sole mission in life is to hasten their monetary destruction.)

So, it is in solidarity with his targets, notably bloggers and pundits — R.S. McCain, Patterico, Liberty Chick and Aaron Worthing — that Barbarian at the Gates, in conjunction with The Blogmocracy and Diary of Daedalus, is hosting, with permission, the following excellent video by Lee Stranahan, chronicling the career of Brett Kimberlin.

Stranahan, incidentally, was the driving force behind “Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day.”

You can also read about Kimberlin’s exploits and systematic harassment of right wing bloggers and pundits by following the excellent links at The Bookworm Room here: http://www.bookwormroom.com/2012/05/23/friday-is-everybody-blog-about-brett-kimberlin-day/

As has been widely quoted on Twitter today – this is the most important post you can read today:

http://www.patterico.com/2012/05/25/convicted-bomber-brett-kimberlin-neal-rauhauser-ron-brynaert-and-their-campaign-of-political-terrorism

The importance of “Blogging about Brett Kimberlin Day” is to let him know that he can’t sue, threaten or harass all of us and that we stand united with our fellows in the conservative blogging community. Bringing up his criminal past is neither harassment nor a smear. And the truth is an absolute affirmative defense to any charge of so-called slander. It makes one wonder if Kimberlin’s real fear is that when his reputation as a convicted home-grown splodeydope gets around, Fidelity Capital won’t be whipping out the checkbook for him anytime soon.

And I would also like to make a call out to our conservative talk show hosts – Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Mark Levin, Michael Savage, Andrew Wilcow and others – why have you given no time on your shows to these issues? This story needs national attention, and so far the heavy lifting is being done by the conservative blogs such as Stacy McCain, Allergic2Bull, et al., and Twitter users, who have risked account suspension to discuss it from Kimberlin’s associates and allies. It’s time for you to take up the “laboring oar.”

Update: Kudos to Glenn Beck for mentioning this story on his radio show this morning.

A site has been set up to assist all bloggers being targeted by Kimberlin and his co-horts. You can donate here: https://rally.org/bloggers

(cross posted from Barbarian at the Gates: Yoo Hoo! Look Over Here! No, Look Over Here! No…..)

Not sure what you mean by ‘special recognition’

May 25, 2012 107 comments

Charles Johnson’s new 9/11 truther Jihadi pal, Mohamed Ansar, doesn’t like Charles Johnson’s stance on Gay issues. He tweeted him a question.

It will be interesting to see Charles twist himself in dealing with his Islamist buddy, Mohammed Ansar.

(Hat Tip: Emperor)

Bonus: Here’s Tommy Robinson leader of the English Defense League smacking down Mohammed Ansar.

Ansar had no response.

Of Charles Johnson and Extremists/Terrorists

The fat piece of excrement we call Charles Johnson has but one plight in life. Like any court jester he serves only to provide entertainment to those smarter than he. Which means a majority of the world. All of it, even.

Yep, His Royal fatness, The Round Mound of BeClowned, Charles “Derp” Johnson is a riot to watch and laugh at. From the moment he wakes up to his last tweet for relevance at night, watching Johnson try to be relevant provides an endless source of entertainment. The Vortex of Irrelevance can be mocked from almost any angle, and we here in the Boiler Room do oblige.

However, one thing that I realized last night was that in addition to being laughed at, all of us here at the DoD are doing a valuable job. We keep an eye on Johnson and store data that could help save lives. We keep Johnson honest and are at the ready with any information for investigation.

See, when Zappa dropped his bookend comment (a comment that pointed out Johnson’s style of hysteria mongering brings in the violent and criminally insane) last night in the ‘toon thread it blew my mind. Johnson’s a fat clown and it’s funny, but he’s also a lying sack of shit and he’s a danger to others.

A little less than half a decade after Johnson’s dramatic (and life altering) move to the left, and move to bigger trousers, he has become a danger again by mingling with violent extremists. Like a moth to the flame, from Anders Breivik to Rauhauser, Charles “Derp” Johnson draws the looney toons in.

And, time after time, these people prove dangerous and Johsnon tries to scrub his association with them. And, time after time, we here at the DoD record Johnson’s extreme behavior and point it out to anyone who needs background information. That’s our thing, and it’s a valuable service.

See, had we not recorded Johnson’s actions people’s lives could be really harmed by Johnson’s new allies. Convicted bombers, cyber thugs, and mass murderer’s all seem to find a way to get into Johnson’s circus tent, and when Johnson wets his panties and deletes their association we’re right there to drag it out and keep his fat ass honest.

Make no mistake Johsnon is a danger to himself and others. His hysterics have bookended terrorists from right to left and I see no signs of it stopping. Whether the fat clown does it by dick trampling or purposely looks for them, his pecker can be found in some dark and seedy places.

So, feel good DoDers the day might come where our mocking can be of serious benefit to either people Johnson harasses, or document the creeps Johnson plays peek a boo with.

Oh, and Johnson? You’ve been beclowned.

Charles Johnson still refuses to admit his ties to Neal Rauhauser and Brett Kimberlin

May 24, 2012 72 comments

The revelations about Charles Johnson’s ties to convicted terrorist, Brett Kimberlin, via Neal Rauhauser, is a subject he avoids. Chuckin’Jivin’gan Tweeted to one of Charles Johnson’s Twitter buddies that he had deleted Tweets from Rauhauser.

The Tweets Chuck scrubbed were kept by Chuckin!

Rather than address the facts about his connection via Neal Rauhauser to convicted terrorist, Brett Kimberlin, he attacks the messenger.

Charles is pretending that had nothing to do with Neal Rauhauser. But we have the evidence and will tout his connection to Brett Kimberlin every chance we get. The aging creep is friends with a Jihadi 9/11 truther and associated with a convicted domestic terrorist. These are facts that Charles can run but can’t hide from!

Bonus: To show you the low character of Brett Kimberlin, here are what we suspect to be his Tweets as “Breitbart Unmasked”.

Charles Johnson follows “Breitbart Unmasked” (Brett Kimberlin) on Twitter. This means the aging creep approves of the threats this terrorist makes. Charles Johnson is a friend of terrorists.

(Hat Tip: Emperor)

Update: “Breitbart Unmasked” was confronted on whether he was Brett Kimberlin. He does not deny it!

Even better than that, “Breitbart Unmasked” linked to the lawsuit Brett Kimberlin had against Aaron Worthing. Clearly this is him and the evidence keeps mounting that Charles Johnson is a friend of terrorists!

Abort! Abort!

Just a little ‘toon to keep Wednessday rolling. Everyone point and laugh at the clown!

Killgore asks a question about Brett Kimberlin and Gus_802 gets nervous.

May 23, 2012 53 comments

Brett Kimberlin’s harassment of Aaron Walker, Patterico, Liberty Chick, and Stacy McCain has reached national headlines. Hot Air had a story about this and exposed this creep’s terrorist past. Brett is linked to Charles Johnson via Neal Rauhauser. Charles is a Twitter ally of Rauhauser and there’s circumstantial evidence that he is Breitbart Unmasked. Charles Johnson and his “employee” Gus_802 are Twitter pals with Breitbart Unmasked who many suspect is Brett Kimberlin. Using Charles Johnson’s logic, he is allied with a terrorist.

Killgore Trout, who is a regular reader of the Diary of Daedalus, mentions Brett Kimberlin at LGF:

Killgore does the research and sees that Brett Kimberlin is a convicted terrorist.

Gus_802 gets nervous and tells Killgore not to get involved in this.

Gus_802 realizes that his associations with Neal Rauhauser and possibly Brett Kimberlin is very dangerous. He contemplates to get out of the blogosphere and Twitter.

Gus needs to get away from blogging and Twitter so he can get a real job and stop leaching in someone else’s house. Clearly he knows that this is going to blow up big, and he and Charles Johnson could be collateral damage. Neal Rauhauser more than likely instructed Charles Johnson on how to get his critics banned from Twitter. Chucky is allied with friends of terrorists.

Nice friends you have there Chuck!

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