This website carries a signature that’s suspiciously like the resident scientific genius of LGF:

Global Warming: Can Earth EXPLODE ?

Sounds like Lud.

Galileo discovered that Earth moves. Copernicus discovered that Earth moves around the Sun. In 2000 Tom Chalko, inspired by Desmarquet’s report, discovered that the solid nucleus of our planet is in principle a nuclear reactor, it is eccentric, and that our collective ignorance may cause it to overheat and explode. The discovery has been published in June 2001 by the new scientific journal NUJournal.net.

Same bombastic gibberish.

It seems that the currently adopted doctrine of a “crystalline inner core of Earth” is more dangerous for humanity than all weapons of mass destruction taken together, because it prevents us from imagining, predicting and preventing truly global disasters.

In any nuclear reactor, the danger of overheating has to be recognized early. When external symptoms intensify it is usually too late to prevent disaster. Do we have enough imagination, intelligence and integrity to comprehend the danger before the situation becomes irreversible?

Same frenzied wank.

If you doubt whether a planet can explode – you need to see a witness report of a planetary explosion in our Solar system. Plato (428-348 BC) reported that the explosion of the planet Phaeton had been perceived by our ancestors on Earth to be as bright as lightning…

Same peer-reviewed science.

NASA measurements confirm (Science 308, 1431-1435) that Earth absorbs more energy from the Sun that it is able to reflect to space – about 0.85 MegaWatt per square kilometer more. Pollution increases daily and Solar activity is on the increase until 2012. Global increase in tectonic, volcanic and seismic activity seems certain. Have we reached the point of no return?

Same breathlessness.

The matter seems URGENT. Please forward this page (or the link to it) to ANY scientist or person of integrity whom you know. Our ONLY chance seems to be to UNDERSTAND and PROVE to everyone what will happen if we do not change our attitude to atmospheric pollution. Avoid the mass media – it seems that they are controlled by those who run the “economy” and are interested in keeping humanity misinformed to the greatest extent possible.

To withhold, distort or otherwise interfere with the truth about the Planetary Core is a Crime Against Humanity – one of the greatest crimes that man can commit.

Money cannot save the Planet. Only Understanding can. Focus on Understanding. It cannot be undone.

P.S. The ability to Understand is called INTELLIGENCE.

Same messiah complex.

You decide.

Spaketh Professor Ludwig von Drake:

Well because of relativistic effects on time and space, the electric field of a charge moving in a reference frame different than yours becomes a magnetic field in your frame. Since the magnetic field is a vector field, the vectors superpose, thus if you have charges moving in a closed loop you create a north and south poll. If you align current loops the vectors stack further and you have a magnet.

So this is how polls are done. No wonder Obama’s poll numbers are falling into a black hole of relativistic reference frame-up vector…Fuldkommen Gak.

Superpose that.