John in AZ slams the Swamp

May 4, 2010

In  a massive blow towards The Jazz Artist Icarus’ blog, John in Arizona aka our very own Bob in Breckenridge slams the washed up Guitarist! The followers of Icarus stand helplessly by as the loozard king is asleep and there are no monitor lizards.


Once again Icarus crashes into the sea!

  1. FishFearMe
    May 4, 2010 at 5:06 am | #1

    If I was in Breck right now, I’d buy Bob several beers.

    • Carolina Girl
      May 4, 2010 at 7:23 am | #2

      We’d turn it into Oktoberfest on his behalf!

  2. Speranza
    May 4, 2010 at 7:04 am | #3

    Love it! Can;t wait to do the same thing.

    • Carolina Girl
      May 4, 2010 at 7:22 am | #4

      It’ll be classic.

      • Speranza
        May 4, 2010 at 8:33 am | #5

        You had a pretty great one your self.

  3. May 4, 2010 at 7:45 am | #6

    I used to think about getting a sock just to do a proper flounce. Then I realized why bother? No one there would really care and they would just call me all sort of bad names. I mean they did the same when we were all purged originally. Why placate their egos into making them believe they are still relevant?

  4. FishFearMe
    May 4, 2010 at 7:59 am | #7

    PaladinPhil said,

    on May 4, 2010 on 7:45 am

    I used to think about getting a sock just to do a proper flounce. Then I realized why bother?

    Because it sends those weenies into a major hissy fit. It’s funny watching that whole bunch of he-women and she-men melt down.

    • Speranza
      May 4, 2010 at 8:35 am | #8

      Snowball gets enraged when he is ridiculed and it makes his blood pressure rise. his loser ass kissers then trip all over themselves to pronounce their undying devotion to him.

  5. snork
    May 4, 2010 at 9:11 am | #9

    First they came for the sane. And no one cared, because they weren’t sane. Then they came for the monitor lizards. And no one cared because they were weenies. So who will be there for them when they come for the comic book fans?

  6. Restoras
    May 4, 2010 at 10:23 am | #10

    Spectacular.

    I stopped posting there regularly several months ago and scaled back to just checking it for laughs. Now I don’t do that anymore – it’s so tedious and predictable, and commenters so obviously terrified of whatever purge is coming down the pike.

  7. vagabond trader
    May 4, 2010 at 10:25 am | #11

    Knew it was BiB as soon as I read the signature description. lmao! :mrgreen:

  8. snowcrash
    May 4, 2010 at 11:10 am | #12

    It is good and deserves a spot right up there with earth2moonbat/snorks hasta la vista, baby.

  9. Overlook
    May 4, 2010 at 2:19 pm | #13

    If the Wally were any kind of thinking adult, he would close his site to comments. That would mean his opinions and analysis (“nontroversy” “bad crazy” ) would have to stand alone, unsupported by his cult followers, un-updinged, for all the world to see. Why should he keep that space open for the sophomoric, earnest pontifications of the universal expert LVQ? The acid apercus of Cato? Why give himself the headache of watching out for flounces and insults (as B-in-B’s bravura effort). Does anyone other than a former or current commenter who knows the soap-opera visit that site for the wit and wisdom of any commenters? ( I certainly never read the comments before I was so irritated by the Spencer/Geller war and the DHS memorandum that I decided to comment – only to fall afoul of the orthodoxy and be accused of being a troll, a term I was completely unfamiliar with.)

    Come on, Mr. Johnson, test your intellectual heft. Abandon your claques, court jesters, and bootlickers – each one of whom, do not forget, is a potential stalker. Give your correlator tool a rest. Stop fighting socks. . Give yourself time for serious reading and thinking. You might find that you have something to say.

  10. James
    May 4, 2010 at 3:02 pm | #14

    For such an inconsequential, stupid, failed ukelele player, you guys sure do spend an awful lot of time concerned with what he is doing. How long has it been for most of you since you’ve been banned, over 2 years? Yet you still rush over there whenever registration is open so you can post near-identical flame-out messages about how inconsequential he is, then run back over here and high five each other.

    He is the most frequently-blogged topic on your horrible blog, even more so than that EEEEVIL socialist President, not to mention the number of comments about him and other people at the site, and you now have another page devoted solely to it. Are your lives really that pathetic? Move on. If he is so useless and insignificant, stop obsessing over everything he and the other other LGF users do.

    • snork
      May 4, 2010 at 3:22 pm | #15

      Mmm-mmm. What are you doing here if you have such an exciting life?

    • vagabond trader
      May 4, 2010 at 4:30 pm | #16

      Afraid to post your lgf nic are you? Run along,time to massage yer masters ass.

    • snowcrash
      May 4, 2010 at 5:20 pm | #17

      Why are you watching what we are doing….hmmmm? Dude, its entertainment, Chill out..

    • m
      May 4, 2010 at 7:00 pm | #18

      Is dude talking about this blog? I’m sure it is the number one topic, seeing as how that’s what it’s for and all.

      If he’s talking about The Blogmocracy he apparently doesn’t read it. He might have a larger font in the tag cloud, but that’s because at the beginning every post was cj related – like here.

      Not anymore.

    • westerncivisheretostay
      May 4, 2010 at 10:01 pm | #19

      James, in his tiring and vacuous rant above, has confirmed that the individual cogs enmeshed within the Borg Queen’s Collective are only capable of telling “a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing” [hat-tip to that awful racist William Shakespeare].

  11. MTC
    May 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm | #20

    Good for Bob. Hahahahaha!!!!!!!

  12. May 4, 2010 at 3:47 pm | #21

    I didn’t hear the story about sharmuta being dumped. She was every third commenter when I read the comments over there las (a few years ago),.

    • m
      May 4, 2010 at 6:56 pm | #22

      Dumped, left in humiliation… one or the other. Either way it is pretty messed up the way he let her feed his ego for as long as he did. Knowing the girl needed help and all.

      He’s plum mean.

      • The Osprey
        May 4, 2010 at 11:18 pm | #23

        Derangement shines from his dark beady little eyes.

  13. Overlook
    May 5, 2010 at 9:35 am | #24

    “James” = Iceweasel

  14. centaur
    May 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm | #25

    Just flocking over here to deliver another virtual high-5 to BiB. Well done.

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