Hallelujah! The True Word is being revealed on Icarus’ wings:

So step right up. The Wright Reverend Rabbi would never exaggerate no nutin. You jus has to believe the word! Dat devil is stoking up a hell of a fire for dem deniers. But you can be saved! It’s just words if you don’t give it up for the Lard Gaia. You have to take the second step. No, I ain’t gunna let none of youall sleep; I’m going to keep on bullying, and begging and bludgeoning. You heard me right, dere. Cuz the devil don’t never sleep! You hear me? What’d I say? I say the devil don’t never sleep! And that’s why we gat to fight doz denying oil company devils! You heard dat? Don listen to no long-legged mack-daddy denier! I said the word is in my mouth! The word of salvation! I said I scream it from the mountaintops that ain’t got no mo glaciers! The mountaintops that the devil will make into islands. I said the word is in my mouth! That the polar bears will be tossed asunder, and the waves will rise, and the wrath of her mighty blessedness Gaia, will be on your neck!

Yes, you heard me. You dere with the Tahoe. You dere with the big screen TV. Repent before it’s too late! I will show you the way! With the grace of the mighty Nancy, I will show you the way! Now remember to be generous when I pass the tip jar around.