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Wright Reverend Rabbi Ludwig’s Little Green Salvation Show

May 11, 2010

Hallelujah! The True Word is being revealed on Icarus’ wings:

So step right up. The Wright Reverend Rabbi would never exaggerate no nutin. You jus has to believe the word! Dat devil is stoking up a hell of a fire for dem deniers. But you can be saved! It’s just words if you don’t give it up for the Lard Gaia. You have to take the second step. No, I ain’t gunna let none of youall sleep; I’m going to keep on bullying, and begging and bludgeoning. You heard me right, dere. Cuz the devil don’t never sleep! You hear me? What’d I say? I say the devil don’t never sleep! And that’s why we gat to fight doz denying oil company devils! You heard dat? Don listen to no long-legged mack-daddy denier! I said the word is in my mouth! The word of salvation! I said I scream it from the mountaintops that ain’t got no mo glaciers! The mountaintops that the devil will make into islands. I said the word is in my mouth! That the polar bears will be tossed asunder, and the waves will rise, and the wrath of her mighty blessedness Gaia, will be on your neck!

Yes, you heard me. You dere with the Tahoe. You dere with the big screen TV. Repent before it’s too late! I will show you the way! With the grace of the mighty Nancy, I will show you the way! Now remember to be generous when I pass the tip jar around.

  1. Formercorpsman
    May 11, 2010 at 8:39 pm | #1

    Spastic Ludwig, Spastic Ludwig
    Chiding on denialists of the Global Warming Czar
    I’m afraid he’s gonna blow
    If more of Phil’s emails become known
    And if we still need run the heat, He’s defending the horizontal bar…

  2. mongopawn
    May 12, 2010 at 3:15 am | #2

    “Given that a year and a half ago,many here were openly spouting denier talking points,and now admit it is real,I think I have made tremendous progress”

    You’re effing kidding me, right ? No one who was in opposition to him suddenly flipped to believing in Made up AGW because of his constant bullying and bullshit. THEY’VE ALL BEEN BANNED, DUMBASS !
    See, this is a classic example of LLL (Don’t see that term there anymore, do ya?)
    1)Spout bullshit
    2)Ban everyone who disagrees with aforementioned bullshit.
    3)When no one disagrees with bullshit anymore, claim this is 100% proof that you were right all along.

    Do any of them ever leave the house anymore ??

  3. FishFearMe
    May 12, 2010 at 10:02 am | #3

    mongopawn said
    You’re effing kidding me, right ? No one who was in opposition to him suddenly flipped to believing in Made up AGW because of his constant bullying and bullshit. THEY’VE ALL BEEN BANNED, DUMBASS !

    Before I read the comments, I was gonna say the exact same thing.
    Hey,Loosedick! What about other “actual experts” that say you’re full of shit? Oh,wait.They aren’t members of The Church of The Almighty AGW-Tree Hugger Pussies, so THEY’RE wrong. If that boy’s brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

  4. Overlook
    May 12, 2010 at 11:59 am | #4

    This is the climate version of the tried and tested communist re-education techniques through denunciation, humiliation, forced confession, and assimilation (proved by denunciation of others).

    Totalitarians always achieve consensus.

  5. savage
    May 12, 2010 at 1:23 pm | #5

    Lud, shut the fuck up, ok?

    • doppelganger
      May 12, 2010 at 2:29 pm | #6

      hah!

  6. Ponytail Express
    May 12, 2010 at 6:28 pm | #7

    “They are more harsh than I could confabulate if I tried”?
    WTF is that?

  7. Rodan
    May 13, 2010 at 10:40 am | #8

    Ludwig needs to be beaten to a pulp!

  8. STORM
    May 14, 2010 at 1:38 pm | #9

    Ludwig needs to be beaten to a pulp!

    You haven’t been paying attention, little one, Master LVQ is not the one that receives punishment, He is the one that gives it out.

    Miss S

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