Chucky Has a New Crush

May 20, 2010

Sorry, Glenn Beck. He’s just not that into you any more. You’re just going to learn to live without Chucky love, because he has a new hard on:

That’s five – count them – five in a row. Stacey McCain, you’re so over with him…

Update by Daedalus:

Make it 6 in row!

Update II: You missed one, Daedalus:

That’s seven. Where’s the straitjacket?

Update III:

Make that 8. Chuck goes where no moonbat has ever gone before…

Update IV:

And that makes nine.

Update V:

And with that, we’re into two digits.

Update VI:

11 and counting…

Update VII:

Chuck, you really need to see somebody about this obsession. That’s 12.

  1. Rodan
    May 20, 2010 at 1:00 pm | #1

    He’s obsessed with Rand Paul, it’s so funny. he’s a Senate Candidate!

  2. May 20, 2010 at 1:50 pm | #2

    Chuckie can only suck one cock at a time…

  3. Ponytail Express
    May 20, 2010 at 1:57 pm | #3

    Poor Beck. Dumped like Sharmuta.

  4. unrealizedviewpoint
    May 20, 2010 at 3:06 pm | #4

    King Minos said,

    “”Chuckie can only suck one cock at a time…”"

    That’s not so. Chuckie’s capable, and has been sucking off many a Progressive, simultaneously, for the $$$, for well over a year now.

    • Ponytail Express
      May 20, 2010 at 3:24 pm | #5

      Great business plan, innit?

  5. The Osprey
    May 20, 2010 at 3:24 pm | #6

    cue the Rickie Lee Jones…”Chuckie’s in Love” LOL.

  6. LGFisidiot
    May 20, 2010 at 4:02 pm | #7

    Uh-oh rand don’t get caught up in a bad romance with this turd

  7. Speranza
    May 20, 2010 at 5:25 pm | #8

    Sharmuta, Honorary Yooper, Irish Rose- and now Glenn Beck. That Chucklehead is a fickle lover.

  8. MrPaulRevere
    May 20, 2010 at 11:55 pm | #9

    I’m starting to run out of schadenfreude gas with Charles, its pretty obvious he is suffering from sort of mental disorder.

  9. Guggi
    May 21, 2010 at 2:24 am | #10

    He’s hyperventilating ;-) one should give him a paper bag.

  10. vagabond trader
    May 21, 2010 at 4:58 am | #11

    Hes either having a breakdown or really really needs the hits.Maybe both.

  11. Charles Johnson
    May 21, 2010 at 7:54 am | #12

    I have the new Rand Paul bicycle seat.

  12. The Osprey
    May 21, 2010 at 9:57 am | #13

    He’s at 10 now! “Rand Paul claims Obama’s criticism of BP is UnAmerican”

    Rand Paul! Racists! BigOil! Globull Warming! Billions will die! Warblgarblgarbl!

  13. Formercorpsman@yahoo.com
    May 21, 2010 at 8:30 pm | #14

    You like me, you really like me!

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmE7tTzJkbU

  14. doppelganger
    May 22, 2010 at 8:40 pm | #15

    I remember his 11 consecutive posts against Al Franken stealing an election

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