This is nothing short of amazing:

So according to the brilliant constitutional scholar (did he study under the brilliant Professor Obama?), the entirety of the Fourteenth Amendment can be summed up by citizenship for anyone born on American soil.

Funny, I always thought there was something else in there about all citizens having equal rights or something like that. Crap, what was I thinking?

And I’ve lost count, but this has got to easily be the twentieth Ran Paul thread since his nomination.  Obsession, anyone?

There’s a fit of violation of Godwin’s law so severe, it may go down in the anals of the innertubes:

No analogies yet, just a lame attempt at summarizing a rather complicated history by cramming it into a left-wing narrative.

Oh, the poor communists. See, this was all about the big bad industrialists, and the poor working class dolt who was too stupid to realize that his intellectual betters were trying to save him from himself.

If that doesn’t qualify as the mother of all Godwin bangs, I don’t know what does. The odd thing is, I think this sorry individual actually believes this stuff. This is really very offensive stuff here; but I’ve come to the conclusion that this individual is missing the mental firepower to see what a banal, sophomoric load of narrative parroting this is.

But never forget. This narrative is offensive on many levels, to many groups, not the least of which are the Holocaust victims themselves.

And Reggie, if you want to come over here and throw turds, to quote your master, bite me.

Charles “Icarus” Johnson gets touchy on the subject of gays. For the record, I could care less who people sleep with or what they do in the bedroom. That said, I can’t comprehend why he has to defend the Gay community all the time. They have plenty who will stick up for them. He had 3 posts today discussing some negative statement of Gays.

Is he trying to tell us something? Will he come out of the closet and destroy Un Mata Hari’s heart?

Stay tuned!