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Can’t Hide the Decline of the Johnson

May 29, 2010

I don’t know if this is a first, but it’s the first that I’ve ever seen; a post at LGF with no links, and no facts. Just a rambling Ludwigesque rant about…well…something.

He’s very angry about hundreds of similar nontroversies, and yet, there’s no way to tell from this WTF he’s babbling about.

I wasn’t aware that Sestak was being accused of anything; my understanding is that there’s a question about the Obama administration, and something impropitious and possibly illegal that they did. If Sestak stands accused of anything, it’s of not coming forward, but aside from that, I would like Mr Johnson (or whoever actually wrote that) to explain what precisely that is.

Verrrrrry angry indeed!

  1. Lily
    May 29, 2010 at 5:21 pm | #1

    He’s never been wrong before? Hmmmm…..Tennessee Flag anyone?

  2. May 29, 2010 at 6:44 pm | #2

    Apparently we here in the USA have been treated to 18 months of mistake-free Governance from this White House and Congress (the most ethical EVAR!).

    I’ve said it elsewhere, but I hope Husky McPonytail at least got the most from his 30 pieces of silver. I’d hate to think such an abrupt and contrived idealogical pivot was sincere on his part.

    • Speranza
      May 29, 2010 at 8:14 pm | #3

      Welcome Fenway_Nation!

    • Guggi
      May 30, 2010 at 4:28 am | #4

      Cognitive dissonance or have you lived the last 18 months in another universe ?

  3. The Osprey
    May 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm | #5

    Aren’t Sleestaks reptiles? Seems to me a lizard would have to defend the Sleestak.

  4. Speranza
    May 29, 2010 at 8:13 pm | #6

    Such a deep thinker! How abut Vann Jones and the Troofer movement. I wish Charles Johnson would stick his head in a bucket and kick it.

  5. My Little Ponytail
    May 29, 2010 at 8:54 pm | #7

    And the thread quickly descended into a discussion of why men don’t like digital exams. The consensus? Of course: homophobia.

    Jeezus, if these left wing nutcases hate men so much, they should be delighted at the thought of prostate cancer eliminating them.

    • FishFearMe
      May 29, 2010 at 9:29 pm | #8

      If you mean what I think you mean by “digital exam”, I don’t dislike them because I am a homophobe, I don’t like them because I hate someone (a doctor/medical professional/anybody) sticking his/her finger up my ass.

      • May 30, 2010 at 8:17 am | #9

        Yer damn right. The only man who sticks his finger up my ass is me! And occasionally the tax man. No I’m not bitter about all my money going to fund incompetent arseholes who are to busy handing what’s left of my country over to the EU in between bouts of handing huge wads of money to their gay lovers. What makes you think that?

    • Overlook
      May 29, 2010 at 11:50 pm | #10

      The left is still seething about the Clinton impeachment, the biggest nontroversy the right has thrown hysterical outrageous outrages over.

      The left is a little bit anxious that current nontroversies – perhaps even the attempted simony of the Obama administration in offering Sestak a post – might result in another phony impeachment.

      No smoke, no fire. Cough. Cough.

  6. Heh
    May 29, 2010 at 9:42 pm | #11

    *Can’t Hide the Decline of the Johnson*

    No, but sometimes Viagra helps.

  7. Formercorpsman
    May 29, 2010 at 11:53 pm | #12

    Green Blog! Never meant to be….

    Green Blog, Society

    Green Blog, always second best…

    Green Blog, different from the rest………

    *Sharmuta Chorus”

    Green Blog!

    I’ll always love you……

    I’ll always love you…

  8. Overlook
    May 29, 2010 at 11:55 pm | #13

    Sorry my above post was not meant to be a reply to My Little Ponytail.

  9. snork
    May 30, 2010 at 12:34 am | #14

    Does this writing style seem like Chuck? Taker a close look, and tell me who it sounds more like.

    • FishFearMe
      May 30, 2010 at 11:00 am | #15

      Loosedick Van Queegxote?

  10. Grimcargo
    May 30, 2010 at 7:15 am | #16

    Damm they just don’t make strait jackets the way they used to.

  11. Al Gore, Newsly Single Eco Eros
    June 2, 2010 at 12:35 am | #17

    you do have to wonder: since “Defenseman” was revealed to be a collaborative project, with multiple people being allowed to play the role of “Defenseman”, if the role of “Charles” is now played by multiple people.

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