Pissy, Pissy, Pissy…

June 5, 2010

Tim Blair pissed in Chucky’s oatmeal:

Here’s what you do.

1) Throw your old oatmeal out.

2) Make new oatmeal with an inverted funnel on top.

3) Drink oatmeal through a straw.

Then Timmy won’t piss in it. And really, it’s bad form to call him a slut. There’s got to be another word for people who run around pissing in oatmeal.

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BTW, this brouhaha is over this. It appears that Tim made the same observation that Daedalus did:

They’re your new friends, Charles. Don’t sound so surprised.

Progs are progs, and they do what progs do.  Any questions?

  1. Mashiki
    June 5, 2010 at 2:44 pm | #1

    Well oatmeal is like cat litter(it soaks up wet, and when it does get wet it can smell like nothing to “pretty”). So…kitty pisser? :D

    Protip to Chuckie: It’s not a smear when you tell the truth, that’s call factual reporting.

    • June 5, 2010 at 3:47 pm | #2

      ROTFLMAO…. Charles Johnson would scream like a little girl and do a Oscar worthy impersonation of Bela Lugosi’s Count Dracula retreating from sunlight if confronted with either the truth or genuine facts.

      It is therefore no surprise he feels that truth and facts constitute smears.

  2. FishFearMe
    June 5, 2010 at 3:33 pm | #3

    My 3 year old doesn’t whine, bitch and moan as much as Cupcake does. What a fucking sissy.

  3. Formercorpsman
    June 5, 2010 at 4:22 pm | #4

    This is just too damn funny. What a pantywaist.

  4. A Slut
    June 5, 2010 at 5:13 pm | #5

    From Wikipedia,
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slut
    “Slut is also used as a slang term in the BDSM, polyamorous, and gay and bisexual communities….”

    No further comment needed.

  5. Lily
    June 5, 2010 at 6:14 pm | #6

    My,my, my…….I do believe some people were banned for using the term slut.
    What a baby!

    • Doppelganger
      June 5, 2010 at 10:59 pm | #7

      there you go again with the facts

  6. Speranza
    June 5, 2010 at 7:03 pm | #8

    Tim Blair you magnificently ignorant slut!
    lol

  7. Doppelganger
    June 5, 2010 at 10:58 pm | #9

    Charles Johnson appears to be a man filled with despair and desperation, like his blog ( as he admits, the only thing he has going on in his life) is failing. He probably has little to no money.

    For Fucks sakes, he’s begging for cookbook sales so he can collect $2.50 a pop.

    and he sees all the people who used to look up to him, now earning fame and fortune and laughing at him, while he seeks updings from shut ins.

    He seems like an unstable man close to a complete breakdown. Agitated doesn’t even cover it

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