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Ned’s been Doing the Bottle?

June 16, 2010

Yikers. Ned’s been on a  F-bomb tear when he wasn’t waxing obscene about his favorite fantasy, Sarah Palin:

What’cha drinking? BDS vodka?

Uhhh Ned… Maybe you ought to put the bottle away…

You ought to try that “job” thing for once in your life. It might give you a new perspective.

Is that why you don’t work?

If you’d rather ride your dog than walk…

Were you one of those shoe factory workers who was outsourced in the ’80s, Ned? Is that what you’re pissed off about? Nicolae Ceauşescu was a shoe maker, and look what he became. You just need some ambition, Ned. You can do better than Chuck’s sorry blog. Or are you pissed off at the way Chuck pissed away his blog, too?

Drunk, pissed off, and on welfare is no way to go through life, son.

  1. Lily
    June 16, 2010 at 1:50 pm | #1

    Good grief! Cato is out of his mind! Oh yes damn people but sacred earth is more important. Really? This is what happens when you throw G-d out of your life.
    Evil sets in. And believe me he is one evil being to post crap like that. Exactly if all these people are thrown out of jobs where oh where will the money come for his damn welfare checks? That will dry up too….idiot.

  2. Formercorpsman
    June 16, 2010 at 2:04 pm | #2

    This is hilarious. The Cato hits keep rolling.

    Obviously coming down from the manic phase is pure fun.

  3. Formercorpsman
    June 16, 2010 at 2:05 pm | #3

    “Drunk, pissed off, and on welfare is no way to go through life, son.”

    I’m picturing the video right now. Nice.

  4. June 16, 2010 at 2:40 pm | #4

    This is yout tax money at work.

  5. Speranza
    June 16, 2010 at 4:23 pm | #5

    He is quite the wordsmith ain’t he?

  6. Carolina Girl
    June 16, 2010 at 5:04 pm | #6

    Cato is either drunk or off his meds. Maybe his dog ran away and found a new home with actual sane people.

    I thought he was going to have his interwebz service turned off not to long ago. C’mon Comcast – don’t keep sane people waiting – pull the plug.

    I guess Cato is what happens when you’re reduced to buying the store brand vodka and can’t afford the Sunny Delight to mix it with.

    Snowball must be so proud to count this lunatic among his premier posters.

  7. NoMo
    June 16, 2010 at 5:12 pm | #7

    “Sarah Palin stole my gubbermint cheese!”

  8. doppelganger
    June 16, 2010 at 11:40 pm | #8

    I hope Humphry Dumbphry had a fresh supply of Depends after drinking that much.

    just sayin’

  9. Sparky, Ned’s Helper Dog
    June 16, 2010 at 11:50 pm | #9

    Dude, I deserve a medal for putting up with that freak

  10. Grimcargo
    June 17, 2010 at 7:21 am | #10

    Don’t this cato thang have absolutely no self respect? You would believe he had no mother because of his total contempt towards women. Any man if he is a man would not be so hateful and spout filth in the presence of any women unless he is mentally ill. Nope drunk does not excuse it. Course the mental defect could remain hidden and take over once this man poser was rejected by a woman or women. Like Ponytail you know.

    • Lily
      June 18, 2010 at 5:35 pm | #11

      Does cato thing have any respect? I’ll answer for you….NO.
      The strange thing here is that all the vile he spews on lgf is never deleted nor is he ever banned.

      cj has some quality posters there.
      /

  11. Iron Fist
    June 20, 2010 at 4:01 pm | #12

    Fuck “Cato the Elder”. What, really, has he ever contributed to the discussion? I tried to be polite when I was still over at the Swamp, but I never liked or trusted him. He oozes slimy, backstabbing creep with every word he types.

  12. June 20, 2010 at 10:50 pm | #13

    Despite what “Cato the Elder” claims about never saying “peep,” I’ve been complaining about the negative consequences of outsourcing for YEARS. And I’m not the only one. But then, I was banned from LGF a long time ago, and he’s evidently incapable of reading anything not posted on LGF, so he wouldn’t know that!

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