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WTF, Chuck?

June 23, 2010

I believe that this breaks new ground in the “non-sequitur” department:

Hey Chuck. The blue ones. They might give you your reading comprehension back. There’s zero, zip, nada in there about making gay marriage (or anything else) a felony, and if you can put the bong down for a couple hours and straighten up, you can’t criminalize an act of the government!!! Marriage isn’t something a couple can do on their own, it requires the government to do it.

Wowsers. That must be some kick-butt weed.

  1. Carolina Girl
    June 23, 2010 at 3:28 pm | #1

    He’s found “dozens.”
    Where? Source them.
    They’re probably filed next to all that hate mail you claim to get from TEA Partiers who don’t give a shit about you.

  2. June 23, 2010 at 3:59 pm | #2

    How can Gay Marriage be made a penalty?

    Strange, this guy clearly is not a lawyer.

    • My Little Ponytail
      June 23, 2010 at 6:15 pm | #3

      No, but he sold comic books at the Holiday Inn Express.

  3. June 23, 2010 at 4:00 pm | #4

    Cupcake forgot to mention that the Texas GOP has a Super Sekrit Plan that’s gonna bring back the “Poll Tax” so dark-skinned and poor people (Meskins, Negroes & White Trailer Trash) will be kept from voting by the 100′s of thousands, thus ensuring a white, well-to-do-representing, wingnut State Government. The Super Duper Sekrit Part of the Texas GOP Plan is to round up all the illegals, locate them at the San Jacinto Monument and when they take their daily siesta, go all 1836 on them. Jebus on a pogo stick ! The homos are the least of their worries in Texas. Besides, Texas homos can beat up California homos any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
    Fuckin’ ass wipe.

  4. vagabond trader
    June 23, 2010 at 9:43 pm | #5

    Are they building a bunch of supermax facilities on the Texas border to send gays who claim to be married?. I don’t get it.

  5. buzzsawmonkey
    June 24, 2010 at 12:43 am | #6

    Mad King Yertle, apparently, does not understand the distinction between opposing special privileges—and opposing special penalties for those who oppose special privileges—and “re-criminalizing” something.

    The post at the top of this thread does the first two.

    It does not do the last.

    • My Little Ponytail
      June 24, 2010 at 12:11 pm | #7

      Close enough for jazz.

  6. Grimcargo
    June 24, 2010 at 7:58 am | #8

    It’s time for Fatboy to order another fruit and water woman.That one ain’t working.

  7. Lgfissuck
    July 3, 2010 at 9:46 pm | #9

    ernesturd from hot air said the same thing

    nvm the sodomy laws were shot down and have never been applied since then even rick perry is beginning to accept that

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