The Jazz Man and his will to live

June 28, 2010

Blogging is supposed to be fun and not serious. However, the Jazz Man lives of his blog. Like All Progressives, he likes to live off other people and asks for donations. It is no secret his traffic has collapsed the last 2 years. Clearly he is financially hurting from this.

John Hawkins has pointed out his collapse in traffic and in a revealing moment, the Jazz Man makes a strange statement. He thinks people are trying to rob him of the will to live.

Why would he mention his will to live. Clearly the attacks on him are effecting his mental stability. This is the rantings of a disturbed man!

  1. My Little Ponytail
    June 28, 2010 at 7:04 pm | #1

    “I don’t write anything at LGF to increase traffic”

    So you pick all those fights just because you’re a dick?

  2. m
    June 28, 2010 at 7:46 pm | #4

    CfnJsays- “rob me of my will to live” – hey chuckie if you actually had a life, you wouldn’t feel the need to make that statement, lol!

  3. m
    June 28, 2010 at 7:59 pm | #5

    That should be a quote on shitCFnJsays, lol!

    http://twitter.com/shitCFnJsays

    Whoever that is, you’re great, LOL!

  4. June 28, 2010 at 9:07 pm | #6

    “For the record, I could not care less about any rankings”

    Mmm-hmm…..you care so little, which is why you’re going out of your way to discuss (and defend them)…..

    I unerstand now…

  5. Giles Corey
    June 28, 2010 at 9:09 pm | #7

    The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

  6. FishFearMe
    June 28, 2010 at 9:39 pm | #8

    Cupcake is a fucking liar about Wikio. I found out about wikio from that asshole. Look here: http://easycaptures.com/6701852124

  7. FishFearMe
    June 28, 2010 at 9:41 pm | #9

    BTW…you’ll have to click on the “enlarge” button to read it.

  8. PrincessNatasha
    June 28, 2010 at 9:58 pm | #10

    Wow… “Rob me of my will to live…” Such pathos, such defiance, such utter and complete… douchebaggery! Dude’s going nuts and I think he is really losing his will to live as he realizes that he is an obese, old, lonely, broke-ass greasy loser who acts like a hysterical menopausal harpy and has absolutely no skills or experience in interacting with actual, living human beings. No amounts of fruit and water can change that.

    • My Little Ponytail
      June 28, 2010 at 10:20 pm | #11

      Pathos? It’s called “drama queen”. Defiance? It’s called butthurt.

  9. PrincessNatasha
    June 28, 2010 at 10:02 pm | #12

    Chucky the mini-Stalin. The power-trip…The tantrums… The purges… The hordes of brainless ass-suckers walking on egg shells because they never know when it is their turn to “die”…. He would never have the brains or the balls to take over a huge country and build a tyrannical empire (unless it is a video game). But he can build a scale model of it on a blog, and there will always be pathetic sycophants to kiss his ass and snitch on each other.

    • King Minos
      June 28, 2010 at 10:06 pm | #13

      From your lips to God’s ears!

    • My Little Ponytail
      June 28, 2010 at 10:22 pm | #14

      Four legs…lizard! Two legs…racist!

    • June 28, 2010 at 10:32 pm | #15

      He’s a frustrated Jazz Man. He has delusions of greatness.

  10. June 28, 2010 at 10:42 pm | #16

    Donald is one of the good guys.

    You’d be amazed at the number of productive activists who have been banned by CJ. He and his current followers are useless and ineffective.

    I know (in real life) a lot of people banned by CJ who are actually making a difference in this world.

    We should probably thank CJ for clearing up a lot of their time by preventing them from wasting it on his now-useless blog.

  11. Formercorpsman
    June 28, 2010 at 10:50 pm | #17

    Damn, he has figured out the plan. Can’t get anything past him, he is just way too smart.

  12. Speranza
    June 28, 2010 at 10:55 pm | #18

    It was around this time a year ago that selrahC started his great purges.

  13. Carolina Girl
    June 28, 2010 at 11:00 pm | #19

    I just read that last paragraph. If Snowball was Pinocchio, he could have pole-vaulted over that gate of his with his nose.

    • Grimcargo
      June 29, 2010 at 7:37 am | #20

      that was so damm funny I fell out my chair and lost my will to live. hahahahhahahhahahahh

      • Carolina Girl
        June 29, 2010 at 9:31 am | #21

        Doesn’t care about traffic, rankings, etc. Yeah, that’s why he went off like a hysterical two-year old whose ice cream cone fell on the floor when Fox didn’t link to him and the blogosphere was giving Suzanne and Hot Air the credit on the flotilla photo story.

        I think if anything’s making Snowball lose his will to live (ha ha!) it’s the amount of exposure Andy Breitbart or Pam Geller are getting. I’ve told Greg Gutfeld he needs to get Pam on Red Eye one of these nights (unless he’s already done it and now he’s wondering if I’ve lost my mind).

      • King Minos
        June 29, 2010 at 2:08 pm | #22

        Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

  14. FurryOldGuyJeans
    June 28, 2010 at 11:22 pm | #23

    It is no secret his traffic has collapsed the last 2 years. Clearly he is financially hurting from this.

    Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving SChmuck.

    So he proclaims he is not obsessed with “rankings”, yet has to go out of his way to brag about how “active” his shithole of a blog is.

    • PeteP
      June 29, 2010 at 3:32 pm | #24

      LGF is rated at 120 on the wikio.com. blog rankings. RS McCain is at 49 so he’s doing much better than Chuck. That must really get under Chuck’s skin. Maybe that’s why he’s addressing his will to live.

  15. snowcrash
    June 29, 2010 at 5:16 pm | #25

    I picture him all fat and unshaven, sitting at his computer, listening to the “Eye of the Tiger” at full volume. LOL

    • m
      June 29, 2010 at 11:42 pm | #26

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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