Paranoia Strikes Deep

July 3, 2010

(originally posted by Bunk X)

Heh. How ’bout this, Tasman: tell your master to call off his winged monkeys and quit being a pissant, and this site will disappear. Guess what’ll happen to your account at lgf? Suck it up, son.

Cordially,
That Bunky Guy

(originally posted by Bunk X)

Categories: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs Tags: , , , , ,
  1. Mashiki
    July 3, 2010 at 3:52 am | #1
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    Hey can I have something to do with it? I have an army of flying hippo’s…

  2. Andrew Sullivan’s Powerglutes Need A Rubdown
    July 3, 2010 at 11:45 am | #3
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    winged monkeys? More like unemployed welfare bums like Ned and Walter.

  3. Kos Laughs At Chuckles
    July 3, 2010 at 11:48 am | #4
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    Oh, and one more thing:

    Ace is/was unaware that his friends are raising money for him (he didn’t ask for it. We did it on our own). And the $$ we have raised so far is already about 5 times the cookbook and calendar sales of Chuckles. Trust me. I know.

    Hey Chuckles: that is what happens when all you have left are unemployed welfare whores

    • 1389AD
      July 3, 2010 at 12:20 pm | #5
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      I’m still wondering what could possibly be in Chuckles’ cookbook.

      We all know that computer nerds are infamous for their rudimentary sanitation and culinary skills, their dissolute habits, their love of convenience, and their indiscriminate tastes in food and drink. The long and the short of it is that computer nerds ingest whatever garbage they can most easily obtain.

      How to Scorch Microwave Popcorn

      Growing Mold on Coffee Cups

      Using Half-Empty Beer Cans as Ashtrays

      Carbon-14 Dating Vending Machine Snacks

    • carolina girl
      July 3, 2010 at 8:13 pm | #6
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      Oh, and Jim Robinson has begun his second quarter Freepathon- he’s already up to $6,000 in a couple days. But then he actually has mpnthly subscribers.

      We harass Snowball, do we? This is a site within a site to moke him amongst ourselves. Only way Snowball finds out is if his minions come here and report it all back to him.

      Which apparently, they can’t wait to do……

  4. Kos Laughs At Chuckles
    July 3, 2010 at 11:50 am | #7
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    Hey Chuckles:

    Remember when you used to talk about honor killings? I noticed a dearth of coverage of the attempted honor killing of the girl from Harry Potter.

    But I guess we are the RAAAAACISTS!!!1!1! for pointing this out.

  5. My Little Ponytail
    July 3, 2010 at 1:13 pm | #8
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    Oh, Bunky, you porch monkey!

  6. Possum
    July 3, 2010 at 4:31 pm | #9
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    Yet another Charles “Icarus” Johnson ass kisser chimes in. What a pathetic thing to say.
    Devil? LMAO at the cute kitty cat. (You cant say pussy anymore it is not PC)

    • Daedalus
      July 3, 2010 at 7:49 pm | #10
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      These people really are nothing but ass kissers. They thought book was me!

  7. Bunk Strutts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:22 pm | #11
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    OMG! I forgot to credit The Osprey for the tip. Lo siento mucho, Osp.

    • The Osprey
      July 3, 2010 at 9:45 pm | #12
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      You are more than welcome, “Bunky”!

      I’ve been trying to stay away from that place, but lately the trainwreckyness of it has just been so awesome it’s hard not to look even though I hate giving Chuckles the hits.

    • poteen
      July 3, 2010 at 10:50 pm | #13
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      Love the tags. But I’ll refrain from calling you Bunky, if you don’t mind.

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