Poor Jazz Man

July 5, 2010

Deranged commentator Reginald Perrin talks of his admiration of the Jazz Man. He claims the Jazz Man is fighting for the truth. This would be comical if it wasn’t such a blatant lie.

For some reason I don’t feel sorry for the Jazz Man.

Categories: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Totalitarian Progressives Tags: ,
  1. My Little Ponytail
    July 5, 2010 at 8:32 pm | #1
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    OMG ponies!!!!!11

  2. My Little Ponytail
    July 5, 2010 at 8:40 pm | #2
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    If you unwind that comment to the beginning, here’s the comment that set it all off:

    16 Summer
    Mon, Jul 5, 2010 11:50:56am

    What if they gave a Tea Party, and nobody wore white hoods and armbands?

    Textbook example of begging the question. What a wonderful world Chuck has there.

  3. Philip_Daniel
    July 5, 2010 at 8:42 pm | #7
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    1 Quadrillion Updings, Reggie the Parrot!!!!!!!!!

    You win a brand new Benz Velo…

    …

    …

    And a pair of finger puppets! Yay!

  4. Scott Madsen
    July 5, 2010 at 8:44 pm | #8
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    Their unction makes me wince….kind off like if you walked up inadvertently on two teenie boppers tying to make out for the first time in the shadows around the corner of a movie theater.

    • Philip_Daniel
      July 5, 2010 at 8:48 pm | #9
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      Their psyches are incredibly fragile and shallow…

      Poor, poor serfs under the tyranny of the Boyar…

      • buzzsawmonkey
        July 5, 2010 at 8:49 pm | #10
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        Actually, that’s the tyranny of the Chef Boyar-dee, I think…

  5. snork
    July 5, 2010 at 8:55 pm | #11
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    Reggie, you’re such a manque.

  6. m
    July 5, 2010 at 8:58 pm | #13
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    This has to be the most unintentionally funny post from the pedofreak perrin EVAH!

    Hey Reggie, jealous much? lol!

  7. poteen
    July 5, 2010 at 9:52 pm | #14
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    It’s like the soundtrack to a bad porn flick.

    “SLAP! Ooh baby don’t stop. More more. Harder harder. SLAP!
    C’mon Reggie, you can take it all!

  8. nil stooge
    July 5, 2010 at 10:05 pm | #15
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    You can find the threaded version of this LGF thread here: http://sites.google.com/site/nilstooge/lgf

  9. Daedalus
    July 5, 2010 at 10:17 pm | #16
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    Reggie has no thought process. He is just a Leftist hack and repeats the latest talking points.

    Just like the Jazz Man.

  10. 1389AD
    July 5, 2010 at 10:52 pm | #17
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    I figured out a long time ago that the reasons why CJ has so many “stalkers” are:

    1) CJ and his minions stalk (or attempt to stalk) other people; i.e., “Pot, meet Kettle”

    2) CJ gets so UPSET when people stalk him that it becomes a lot more fun for everybody to get a rise out of him; i.e., there’s a REASON why paranoids have real enemies.

    • Daedalus
      July 5, 2010 at 11:11 pm | #18
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      “2) CJ gets so UPSET when people stalk him that it becomes a lot more fun for everybody to get a rise out of him; i.e., there’s a REASON why paranoids have real enemies.”

      I enjoy getting under the Jazz Man’s skin.

      • King Minos
        July 5, 2010 at 11:17 pm | #19
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        I haven’t had this much fun in 30 years. lol

      • 1389AD
        July 5, 2010 at 11:31 pm | #20
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        His skin seems to be easier to get under than a Ringling Brothers circus tent.

  11. Carolina Girl
    July 6, 2010 at 5:38 pm | #21
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    Reggie would admire a ham sandwich if it had a ponytail, played jazz guitar and shrieked the word “RACIST” 10 times a day.

    • Mashiki
      July 6, 2010 at 10:35 pm | #22
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      I now want a picture of that. Everyone already knows ham is highly talented, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise.

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