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Chuck Johnson Can’t Read

July 17, 2010

Seems like Chuck needs remedial reading:

Here’s the actual link.

Boehner: No more new Federal regulations!

Chuck? See that bolded word? The one that starts with “N” (I know you’re familiar with words that start with “N”), and ends in “W”, and has an “E” in the middle? That’s important. That changes the meaning a lot. It means all the terratons of existing regulation stay in place, and all the new, really, really stupid shit gets put on hold for a year.

Look it up in your dictionary. You know what a dictionary is, don’t you?

  1. passionate conservative
    July 17, 2010 at 8:06 pm | #1

    Obviously, the dancing clown cannot read. Of course, we knew all along he didn’t bike very well, take photos very well, or come up with new ideas very well. Hence his love of stealing other people’s work and renaming it as his own.

    • grimcargo
      July 18, 2010 at 1:51 pm | #2

      He can read. Maybe third grade but he can. He is just a fraking liar and hopes his little parrots won’t look up the story themselves. Just a big ass liar.

  2. passionate conservative
    July 17, 2010 at 8:24 pm | #3

    …and the crazy thing is, it took 36 comments before someone noticed the word “new.” Sycophants over there, tons of ‘em.

    It’s a target rich environment.

    • My Little Ponytail
      July 17, 2010 at 9:47 pm | #4

      I suspect several noticed a lot earlier. It took 36 comments for one of the animals to have the balls to point out nekkedness of the emperor.

  3. MrPaulRevere
    July 17, 2010 at 8:28 pm | #5

    I’m sorry but this commentary is downright bizarre: ” That’s the kind of idea you get when the acid really kicks in, and the trees start melting. “Dude! Let’s just shut down the whole government for a year! The colors … I can taste them all!”” And this man is considered a serious political commentator? He also seems to imply that this would mean the shutdown of the entire government itself. Stick to posts about comic books ole’ buddy.

    • Carolina Girl
      July 17, 2010 at 8:55 pm | #6

      I don’t know that Blowball was every considered a serious political commentator. I think people thought he ran a serious political website and had excellent sources. I mean really – what’s his big contribution these days other than to post other people’s stories and then comment on them – only to find out his reading comprehension skills have stalled at the third-grade level and he gets it wrong once again.

      It took 36 comments. How many did it take before someone had to point out the Nazi symbol flag at a TEA Party rally was actually the flag of the State of Tennessee.

      You may want to keep the safety on your trigger finger when you find an article Blowball. At least until you can find a rational adult to explain it to you and define all the big words.

      • Lily
        July 17, 2010 at 11:35 pm | #7

        Well he has done very well sending out his looziards to start blogwars……oh and the comic books….and
        HIT THE TIP JAR!

    • My Little Ponytail
      July 17, 2010 at 9:13 pm | #8

      That’s yet another distinction gone over the head of the Head Johnson. The headline said moratorium on regulations. That’s not the same thing as shutting the government down. No, really. There are functions that the government does other than regulate.

      • Carolina Girl
        July 17, 2010 at 9:21 pm | #9

        Also, when you consider that Dodd in an interview said “well, we hope this works…..the bill is not perfect…..when the next financial disaster comes, and it will……”

        Geez – who’s the one not dealing with reality, Blowball? The Conress critter who says well, here’s some legislation that is very sweeping that we hope will work, but we’re not sure, or the one that says “hey, can we just stop new regulations for awhile?”

        Oh shit – why am I asking the Court Jester of the Kingdom of Irrational Thought?

  4. wooly one
    July 17, 2010 at 8:34 pm | #10

    What a pthetic hack he has become. He can read. He just chose to ignore it. There’s a name for that.

    TOOL.

    • Carolina Girl
      July 17, 2010 at 8:55 pm | #11

      Liar also works for me.

  5. July 17, 2010 at 8:56 pm | #12

    Not that there’s anything wrong with the idea of completely shutting down the government for a year. But then I seem to be leaning towards the extreme libertarian view these days…

    Yes, lets do it. Lets shut down every branch of the state. Let The People reach mutually beneficial arrangements for law enforcement and infrastructure. Let us decide how we live our lives. Let us be free of the imposition of monopoly force. Restore our ancient liberties.

  6. July 17, 2010 at 9:19 pm | #13

    The Jazz Man was caught here lying and smearing.

    • Carolina Girl
      July 17, 2010 at 9:23 pm | #14

      Here on this blog? Damn! And I missed it?

      • July 17, 2010 at 9:56 pm | #15

        No this post he is caught smearing.

      • FurryOldGuyJeans
        July 17, 2010 at 10:11 pm | #16

        Lying and smearing people he disagrees with, that is just another day in SChmuckie’s Neighborhood.

      • Carolina Girl
        July 17, 2010 at 10:13 pm | #17

        He has to smear. When what you stand for is indefensible, your only option is to denigrate those that hold the opposite view.

        But that won’t stop him from sending other people out in the world to defend him and take the hits. Big brave Blowball can’t hold his own out in the big cruel world.

  7. FurryOldGuyJeans
    July 17, 2010 at 9:56 pm | #18

    Chuck Johnson Can’t Read

    Old news, old news.

    Now if the thread had been about SChmuckie can’t steal other people’s work, that would be something new and revolutionary.

  8. Heracles
    July 17, 2010 at 10:12 pm | #19

    Charles you are a blithering idiot!

  9. nil stooge
    July 17, 2010 at 10:29 pm | #20

    Here – lgf36762.html – is the threaded version of 36762_Boehner-_Lets_Shut_Er_Down_Boys if anyone wants to read it that way (always saves me time).

    Just 88 comments, and they’re mostly about raising the SS retirement age.

    • My Little Ponytail
      July 18, 2010 at 12:32 am | #21

      I’ve noticed that when he does a particularly dumb thread, the inmates try to change the subject, and then immediately hop on to the next thread.

      • Kos Laughs At Chuckles
        July 18, 2010 at 12:44 am | #22

        how long before Chucky flushes this thread down the memory hole? Funny how he always accuses other bloggers of dishonesty, and yet, when he (apparently) chose to ignore/crop the headline, he refuses to acknowledge his own mendacity.

  10. Formercorpsman
    July 17, 2010 at 11:22 pm | #23

    He knows exactly what he is doing.

  11. kansas
    July 17, 2010 at 11:59 pm | #24

    Just went to look at that. In order to not point out the lie, they had to make penis jokes. Sad little trolls they are.

    • passionate conservative
      July 18, 2010 at 12:27 am | #25

      they had to make penis jokes. This is apropos for Chuck, considering that he’s the biggest dick since John Holmes sucked down oxygen.

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