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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!11

July 29, 2010

THE NAZIS AND GLOBAL WARMING ARE COMING!!!!111

Courtesy of Nil Stooge, we have a sneak preview of the up coming pee-reviewed scientific paper by the eminent scientist Ludwig E. Coyote. This is the first in a series of Whackyleaks™.

Oooooooh, shit! We’re all going to die from hot Nazis! Reelecting BHO is the universe’s only hope!

  1. July 29, 2010 at 3:15 pm | #1

    that artist owes me a new keyboard! rofl!

    • nil stooge
      July 29, 2010 at 5:25 pm | #2

      Thanks! That’s my third best review!! I’m still waiting for the one that combines both ‘Proustian’ and ‘ooze’…

      “Stooge’s agile, calligraphic drawing catalyzes the exhibition into a vision of place that is both measured and literary, suggesting Proustian spaces of encounter, folded into memory through the act of graphing.”

      “Stooge’s forms are strangely suggestive, but of what exactly: primordial ooze, cell division run amok, fragments of the cosmos, a frozen oil spill, decay or growth, plant, animal, or human?”

  2. July 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm | #3

    I for one still deny that there even is a climate.

    • Arachne
      July 29, 2010 at 5:25 pm | #4

      We had climate change and global warming when I was a kid. Of couse, in those days we referred to it as “summer.”

  3. My Little Ponytail
    July 29, 2010 at 6:17 pm | #5

    Didn’t somebody say that this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal?

  4. snowcrash
    July 29, 2010 at 6:47 pm | #6

    What to do when Full on Nazi and Too Damned Hot collide? ROFL. Hilarious graph Nils. The hot gopher proctoscoper word scramble was a hoot too!.

    • nil stooge
      July 29, 2010 at 6:49 pm | #7

      Yeah that “full on Nazi and too damned hot ” tick mark still cracks me up too, and I thunk it up.

      • My Little Ponytail
        July 29, 2010 at 7:35 pm | #8

        Except the derivative is negatory. It doesn’t start heating up until 2013.

        The loop was kinda cute, though.

      • nil stooge
        July 29, 2010 at 8:03 pm | #9

        The loop was Climategate. I updated the graph to clarify that. I also located Sarah Palin on the “tea partiers turning into Nazis” curve.

        This is post-normal science man – derivatives are so 1684.

  5. My Little Ponytail
    July 29, 2010 at 8:59 pm | #10

    Those hot Nazis are Hotsy Nazi Totsies.

  6. nil stooge
    July 29, 2010 at 9:30 pm | #11

    OT CJ/True/Slantnews:

    …True/Slant. The site, unfortunately, is winding down operations at the end of July.

    • Guggi
      July 30, 2010 at 5:28 am | #12

      Looks like T/S was bought by Forbes somes month’s ago and some of the distrubuters seem to reorganize under the hut of Forbes in September.

  7. nil stooge
    July 30, 2010 at 3:40 am | #13

    Interesting coincidence – both iceweasel and Charles have failed to post any comments on any threads (that I’ve archived) since #36841 (14 threads ago).

    Stat’s here.

    • My Little Ponytail
      July 30, 2010 at 10:40 am | #14

      What about Jimmah?

      • nil stooge
        July 30, 2010 at 12:03 pm | #15

        Jimmah’s last post was #36844 (threads I’ve archived – not exhaustive of all LGF threads since #36672).

  8. kansas
    July 30, 2010 at 10:36 am | #16

    Can someone do a graph on the demise of True Slant after Dildo Dipshit started cross posting his shit over there?

  9. Possum
    July 30, 2010 at 10:37 am | #17

    Overnight Open Thread

    Overnight Open Thread

    Open | Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 12:24:07 am PDT

    I cannot – yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do “must” and “cannot” meet? Yet I must – but I cannot!

    — Ro-Man, “Robot Monster”

    Graph? I wonder why he used that quote?

    • nil stooge
      July 30, 2010 at 12:04 pm | #18

      Interesting coincidence – hadn’t noticed that.

  10. Tunnelrat
    July 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm | #19

    Peer reviewed = “All my buddies think I am right!”

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