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Mornin’, Ned.

August 5, 2010

That was a short forever.

Oh well. Looking forward to your next final flounce, Ned.

  1. August 5, 2010 at 4:35 pm | #1

    Ha, I knew that attention whore could not stay away!

    • African Moondog
      August 6, 2010 at 4:23 am | #2

      The flounce before this one lasted about 18 hours. This time he seemed serious so I mentally gave him 48. He beat me by at least 24 hours.

  2. Princess Natasha
    August 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm | #3

    Heh… Ol’ Ned is such a drama queen. It is pathetic! To be such a sad attention whore at his age is just plain creepy. ” I am leaving!! Goodbye, cruel world!!… Oh wait a sec…” What a douchebag!

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 5, 2010 at 5:47 pm | #4

      Jeez. Women like you are the reason he hates women. The mocking!!! It hurtz!!!11

  3. Philip_Daniel
    August 5, 2010 at 6:06 pm | #5

    Wow, he used a 15th-century long-extinct English adjective — “coruscant”, meaning brilliant…I’m so impressed. /sarcasm tag off

  4. poteen
    August 5, 2010 at 6:22 pm | #6

    He found a new coffeeshop with free WIFI. Took him a day to walk there from under the bridge.

  5. snowcrash
    August 5, 2010 at 6:32 pm | #7

    Attention seeking behavior at its finest. I’m sorry I fell for his b.s., won’t happen again.

    • Possum
      August 5, 2010 at 6:39 pm | #8

      Yes it will! :)

      • snowcrash
        August 5, 2010 at 6:54 pm | #9

        Nope. Saying that his time in the meatspace is over is really low. Just remind me of my words next time he does it, ok possum? LOL

  6. NoMo
    August 5, 2010 at 6:56 pm | #10

    I truly worry for the mutt.

  7. Lily
    August 5, 2010 at 7:14 pm | #11

    Gee and Charles didn’t accept his flounce.
    Anyone else posted any flounce nice or not would have
    been banned.
    /what a drama queen old Cato is.

  8. Giles Corey
    August 5, 2010 at 9:27 pm | #12

    He’s the Brett Favre of douchebaggery.

  9. Formercorpsman
    August 5, 2010 at 10:31 pm | #13

    Lol, good morning cruel world!

    • snowcrash
      August 5, 2010 at 10:33 pm | #14

      ROFL, good one!

  10. Garycooper
    August 5, 2010 at 11:58 pm | #15

    He couldn’t even hold out for a day. LOL!!

    No job, no love-life, no money…all he has is LGF. I think I’m going to cry, thinking about the poor old dude. Nah…screw him. ;)

  11. phoenixgirl
    August 6, 2010 at 9:17 am | #16

    he was just stopping by to pick up his shitty poems………

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