The Ramblings of an insane man

August 6, 2010

The Jazz Man went on some diatribe today against people who supposedly sent him pictures of dead babies. Reading his rant,  it sounds like he is describing Islam. In reality he is bashing Christians and claims we are going to lose.

The final defeat of our authoritarian belief system?  Is this man deranged and crazy? He clearly has lost it and I will let the readers comment on his lunacy. Looking at the polls, it’s your side that heading for defeat Jazz Man!

  1. Iron Fist
    August 6, 2010 at 1:37 pm | #1

    Wow! Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em, I guess! I doubt it has occured to him that the putative emailers (if they exist) could probably give a rat’s ass about his actual positions and are emailing him something that they know will get under his skin. Which it clearly did. That’s a big one in the “win” category, folks! Keep up the good work!

  2. My Little Ponytail
    August 6, 2010 at 1:49 pm | #2

    Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
    leave because I’d go berserk?? Well…
    You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
    I’ve gone completely out of my mind.. And..
    They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
    They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
    To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be
    happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re
    coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

    You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
    that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
    I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
    laughed and then you left, but now you know I’m utterly mad… And..
    They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
    They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
    To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
    weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they’re
    coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

    I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
    for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
    Well you just wait, they’ll find you yet and when they do they’ll put you
    in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And…

    They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
    They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
    To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy
    to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re coming
    to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
    To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
    weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they’re
    coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
    To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time… (fade out)

    • August 6, 2010 at 2:51 pm | #3

      LOL…just goes to show that CJ didn’t need to have a mind in order to lose one.

    • August 7, 2010 at 12:30 pm | #4

      This! is ‘selrahC new theme!

  3. PeteP
    August 6, 2010 at 1:52 pm | #5

    While reading the last two paragraphs of his insane rant, I thought he was referring to Islam. Then I remembered it’s Johnson. Just when you thought he can’t get any crazier, he comes up with this.

    A further step down into the abyss for our Chuck.

  4. m
    August 6, 2010 at 1:57 pm | #6

    Crazy.

    He’s ok with dead babies, just not pictures of dead babies?

    Alrighty then.

    • Formercorpsman
      August 6, 2010 at 2:33 pm | #7

      You’re going down!

      You’re going down I tell you!

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm | #8

        Chuckles the Mighty Chowderhead has spoken!!!!!11 :roll:

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 6, 2010 at 2:38 pm | #9

        Weirods!!!!!11 :twisted:

    • spaceallah
      August 6, 2010 at 2:57 pm | #10

      LMAO

      Yes just don’t alert him to reality.

    • NoMo
      August 6, 2010 at 3:59 pm | #11

      Assuming the offending pics were of aborted “fetuses” interesting he refers to them as “babies.” A Freudian slip most devout lefturds would never make.

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 6, 2010 at 4:21 pm | #12

        More to the point: if they’re just clumps of tissue, why do they get under his skin like this? I think there’s a lot more to this story, and why even in the “good old” days, this was a no-go zone. This just reeks of personal back story.

      • Grimcargo
        August 6, 2010 at 8:13 pm | #13

        Chuckie and Jimmah Carter…worlds only living abortions.

    • DEZ
      August 6, 2010 at 5:14 pm | #14

      Notice how he goes straight to the mysgiognostic and race cards?
      His logic is as twisted as hate can make it, If people hated minorities, they would support abortion, like the left does

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 6, 2010 at 5:46 pm | #15

        Somebody who has practically made a shtick out of posting “shrieking harpy” has no standing to talk about misogyny. There are way to criticize women without dragging old sexist language into it. In fact, there are way to criticize women without dragging their sex into it in any way whatsoever.

        The mark of a true prog is that they can’t see people as anything but group members.

      • snowcrash
        August 6, 2010 at 7:35 pm | #16

        Exactly right little pony.

  5. Arab Press
    August 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm | #17

    Hey! They’re stealing our mojo!

  6. August 6, 2010 at 2:12 pm | #18

  7. My Little Ponytail
    August 6, 2010 at 2:24 pm | #19

    Doesn’t he have some of those narly “meat is murder” ads on his site?

  8. snowcrash
    August 6, 2010 at 2:30 pm | #20

    He open ALL his emails and attachments? lol

    • NoMo
      August 6, 2010 at 3:57 pm | #21

      Hmmmm……:evil:

      • NoMo
        August 6, 2010 at 3:57 pm | #22

        :evil:

  9. August 6, 2010 at 2:50 pm | #23

    Same as with Obozo, this is additional proof that someone can be crazy, evil, and stupid all at the same time.

  10. spaceallah
    August 6, 2010 at 2:58 pm | #24

    For someone that puts on a big show about fighting hatred and bad craziness it turns out Bloaty is soaking in it.

  11. buzzsawmonkey
    August 6, 2010 at 3:24 pm | #25

    You can send me dead babies over the Internet
    Send me dead babies via email
    Pictures of dead babies in my inbox
    But it won’t change that my blog’s an epic fail

    —apologies to the Rolling Stones, and “Dead Flowers”

  12. Kos Laughs At Chuckles
    August 6, 2010 at 3:39 pm | #26

    Seriously, is he hoping to get picked up by Kos/TPM/MediaMatters/Huffpo after this? They may be leftist clowns, but they aren’t stupid enough to let this crazy man ruin their sites. What can this accomplish, other than try to rally his ever dwindling band of followers tighter to his flag and make him out to be some sort of self appointed hero?

  13. My Little Ponytail
    August 6, 2010 at 3:57 pm | #27

    You’re going to lose this battle, and every time you email a picture of a dead baby to someone, you take another step toward the final defeat of your deranged authoritarian belief system.

    Ahh, but the strawbabies… that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled LGF out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow lizards…

  14. snork
    August 6, 2010 at 4:05 pm | #28

    Aha! I get it. Lt. Keefer mailed those pictures. :twisted:

  15. August 6, 2010 at 4:11 pm | #29

    As a pro chicer – I must tell you I do not believe a word that Chucklehead says.

    • snowcrash
      August 6, 2010 at 4:50 pm | #30

      Me either.

    • m
      August 6, 2010 at 5:02 pm | #31

      Not for a second!

  16. DEZ
    August 6, 2010 at 5:04 pm | #32

    CJ just hates seeing the blood on his own hands, and looking at the reality removes the sugar coating liberals like to apply.
    Abortions are ugly and brutal, and Chuckles finally got a glimpse of what it looks like.

    • mtc
      August 6, 2010 at 8:25 pm | #33

      Those dead baby pictures are the truth about abortions. Abortion is a vile procedure that is literally eviscerating our future. How can we claim the moral high ground when we allow this? I come from a line of doctors and nurses and not one of us has ever performed this killing act. Pope Paul VI wrote in Humanae Vitae that once abortion is allowed where do we stop? Everyone laughed at him but he was right.

  17. PeteP
    August 6, 2010 at 5:37 pm | #34

    So people are praying for him? This man is well beyond redemption. There’s no going back for Chuck. The bad craziness will get worse.

  18. snowcrash
    August 6, 2010 at 6:01 pm | #35

    Hmmm, someone isn’t happy or successful. LOL
    http://www.inkrebels.com/insp/22-traits-of-successful-and-happy-bloggers/

  19. August 6, 2010 at 6:36 pm | #36

    When’s the last time he’s posted anything that emotional about Islamists?

    • m
      August 6, 2010 at 8:20 pm | #37

      That emotional? Never. Not that I recall. Even when he told the story of the muslim dude acting like he was going to shoot him (put his hand out like he had a gun and pulled the air trigger) he wasn’t emotional about it.

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 6, 2010 at 8:45 pm | #38

        That’s why I say, there’s a real raw nerve there. If you remember, that was the third rail issue even back when he seemed sane.

        There’s got to be a back story, and I’m sure it’s ugly.

      • August 6, 2010 at 10:46 pm | #39

        Yeah, I couldn’t remember any similarly emotional posts but I wasn’t at the other place as long as some folks.

        Very weird.

      • African Moondog
        August 7, 2010 at 5:02 am | #40

        When did that happen? I missed that. It must have had an effect though, and might be one of reasons for the Great Switcheroo.

  20. The Osprey
    August 6, 2010 at 6:39 pm | #41

    I found this today, and my first thought was about Chuck and his crew of Johnsonville brats.

    Thinking about G_d calms believers, stresses atheists.

    http://www.livescience.com/health/thinking-about-god-calms-believers-100805.html

    • August 7, 2010 at 12:31 pm | #42

      ‘Cause the motherfrakkers know where they are going!

  21. August 6, 2010 at 7:28 pm | #43

    I see somebody’s managed to find a way around the housing crisis by living inside Husky McPonytail’s noggin rent-free.

    Funny how Dr. Tiller’s murder was met with shrieking indignation, but hardly a peep from fat boy over this:

    http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2009/09/owosso_antiabortion_activists.html

    It was a ‘nontreversey’, you see…..

  22. Arachne
    August 6, 2010 at 7:43 pm | #44

    Sure you did, Johnson, sure you did. A big conspiracy to send to photos of dead babies. Post one, with the email address.

    Just like those TEA Partiers who supposedly email you.

    Nobody knows you’re around and wouldn’t care if they did.

  23. August 6, 2010 at 10:11 pm | #45

    Update by the Corpulent One

    12 Charles Fri, Aug 6, 2010 5:39:14pm replyquote

    * 12
    * down
    * up
    * report

    Some of the more insane right wing bloggers are now posting about my “dead babies” post — they think it was really cool that I got these emails, that my response was hysterical and unhinged, and that they’re going to win and women will have to bear the babies of rapists forevermore.

    Crazy fucks.

    • KGB
      August 6, 2010 at 10:40 pm | #46

      Shucks, he has finally sussed out the Pro-life people. Indeed, we’re all about celebrating the birth of rape babies.

      This post is a game changer. Queeg’s not just a factory-wrapped douche anymore. No, he’s entered a whole new, sick level of hell.

    • August 6, 2010 at 10:47 pm | #47

      But no links, right?

      • August 6, 2010 at 11:52 pm | #48

        Visiting the offending blogs is a bannable offense- lizards are just gonna have to take his word for it.

    • Arachne
      August 6, 2010 at 10:56 pm | #49

      I notice he always speaks in the general “those right-wing bloggers…” So which ones? Call them out. Puleeze ratface, no one’s talking about you except in derision.

      Did you call the FBI? Certainly someone with your pretzel logic linear thinking can construe yet another “thrat against [your] life. After all, without it, your loozards might come to the inveitable conclusion that the rest of the interwebz has – you’re the unfunny crazy uncle in the attic that no one talks about.

      • garycooper
        August 7, 2010 at 12:21 am | #50

        I wish Bite Me Comix would do a piece showing Chunky talking to the FBI about his internet tormentors. That would be precious.

        I don’t think he’s the “unfunny uncle,” though. I find him hilarious, as are the few remaining libtard-loozards skulking around his site, desperately trying to keep from stepping on one of his land-mines of political correctness. LOL!

    • garycooper
      August 7, 2010 at 12:11 am | #51

      Hi Chunky! Nice to have you reading our blog obsessively, now that yours is in the toilet.

      Your blog was the one that employed the deranged authoritarian belief-system, as I recall. How’s that workin’ for ya? The tip-jar overfloweth? The calendars leaping off the shelves of your bunker?

      MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

    • Persephonexoxo
      August 7, 2010 at 12:18 pm | #52

      Does he know how rare it is to get pregnant by a rapist? If you think about it, conception is a highly chemical process. Those chances of becoming pregnant are lowered due to the stress of the crime. I am not saying that it never happens, just that it is rare. Yes, I learned this in clas.

  24. The Original
    August 6, 2010 at 11:40 pm | #53

    What is about atheists support of Islam? I swear it does seem that way more times than not.

    • garycooper
      August 7, 2010 at 12:18 am | #54

      Hmm…that seems to be a common misperception. I don’t spend a lot of time communicating with fellow atheists/agnostics online or elsewhere, but I do know that people who call themselves atheists in Islamic countries do tend to lose the fragile connection between their heads and their bodies. It is a capital offense.

      http://www.atheists.org/religion/islam

  25. Sarahlover
    August 7, 2010 at 4:25 am | #55

    So you lot think it is OK to deny abortion even in the case of rape or incest?

    So I suppose a raped 13 year old has to carry her father’s baby to term then?

    What about an ectopic pregnancy?

    I suppose the mother needs to die then?

    Is that God’s little plan?

    You folks do realize that you are nothing more than a pustulent boil on the bottom of America right?

    • August 7, 2010 at 7:34 am | #56

      I like your broad paint brush. It fits your personality so well. The cases you bring up are the extreme cases where abortion is a reasonable option. The problem these days is that I hear and see a lot of talk about people using abortion as a retroactive form of birth control. THAT is what I have a problem with. Now go back to your bridge, you have no power here.

      • Sarahlover
        August 7, 2010 at 7:55 am | #57

        Really, you are aware that these folks are interested in denying abortion in all cases – including the ones mentioned?

        Are you really that daft?

      • August 7, 2010 at 9:11 am | #58

        Funny, that’s just what I was thinking of you. And those that want to ban ALL abortion are the crazy fringe.

      • Sarahlover
        August 7, 2010 at 9:13 am | #59

        And the people who mailed Charles those pictures would be the crazy fringe right? You know for one who brags about there not being substance to my writing, you really are slow on the uptake and daft in your debate skills.

  26. phoenixgirl
    August 7, 2010 at 11:59 am | #60

    jeez…..”if today you hear his voice……go deaf?” unmoved by dead babies? what a creep

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