LGF Non-Sequitur of the Week
August 8, 2010
From the sophomore scientists of LGF, we have this bit of WTF:
Completely absent from this, of course, is any rational reason to believe that the size of icebergs has any relationship to warming, or that one incident means anything.
But what the hey? It’s SCIENCE!!!!!111 LGF style.
Categories: Little Green Footballs




Correlation = causation, dude.
It’s even worse than that. You can’t correlate one datum.
forgot the /sarc tag.
Global Warming – the last refuge of the mentally deranged.
In the summer it gets hot. In the winter it gets cold. LOL morons.
So the last time such a large chunk dropped off was in 1962—48 years ago?
If “global warming” were such a big problem, there’d have been a hell of a lot more in the interim. Or we were at the same place in 1962 that we are now, which means there is no problem. Or something.
Talk about irrelevant mishmash masquerading as thought.
Yup. Allahfish.
Serious question: do you really expect rational thinking of him ?
Interesting question. I expect both rational and non-rational thoughts from him, actually, since humans are only intermittently rational beings. I don’t necessarily expect that his rational thinking will lead to an intelligent or accurate conclusion, but I would expect some evidence of rationality when he’s trying to put forth what purports to be a rational argument.
Unfortunately, a mishmash of unrelated factoids is not a rational thought stream.
But this would require analytic thinking
and we know that he hasn’t the skills for it.
He is incapable of critical thinking and rationality.
Naw – we were too stupid back then to recognize the warning signs of AGW. It would take another 35 years or so for brilliant scientific minds like that of “Charles “Icarus” Johnson to develop and show the rest of us dopes the way…. or not!
And the theocrats of LGF respond:
notice how God is a female to this progressive.
they deny God every chance they get, but if they are forced to admit there might be a God, they make it a feminist God
I’m pretty sure SFZ purports to be a Jew, and I’m pretty sure that wasn’t no mamagod the prophets were talking to.
But then in San Fran, they have all kinds of Jew-Bu’s, and various sundry strange mutants. My guess is that SFZ is a Jewgan.
I’m also pretty sure Torah forbids the worship of false gods such as agw,but hey,with the progs rules are flexible.All about them good intentions and stuff. Things rightwingnuts don’t unnerstand.
Their own speshul Jew fu?
A little desperate to go off-topic, I’d say:
I think FBV knows the thread’s stupid, and wants to talk about anything but the topic.
So the last time this happened was in 1982?
and presumably this was the first time in the history of the earth that this has happened, right?
Otherwise this has absolutely no value in predicting anything.
If it happened 30 years ago, and other times throughout history, perhaps that’s because the earth has always warmed, and cooled.
chuck you dipshit!
1962 !!!
I saw that.
even worse!
OK,using half baked lgf logic here. Since the last few winters have been epic cold,really packing on the ice up north, wouldn’t it make sense for extra large ice “calves” to be dropped in the summer?
Oh, stop being logical, sheesh… LOL
where is our favorite troll, sarahlover? I was having fun laughing at that asshat.
You are sooooo pleasure-seeking
Mom needs the computer to work this weekend?
Its mom needs the computer to show her saggy unmentionable parts for 25 cents an hour on “Live S&M Webcam”… She works for the same outfit as the Weaselwhore.
Cato has not taken a dump all week – the last I herd he was stuck on the toilet seat with Haku trying to help him get loose.
Considering after it was proclaiming the triumph of supposedly getting the site shut down and then being challenged with the TOS agreement caused it to flee, it must have been pissed off to find out that the site is still here.
That and the Baltimore police must have been laughing their collective asses off if it made its threatened phone call. Yeah, it’s so quiet in the City that they’ll just run out because a troll was cornered at a website. Either way, if it shows up again, I personally plan to ignore it and let it screech at itself.
Is there a place where WordPress comments go to die?
I’ve tried posting a comment on this thread about 3 times now, and no dice. If this one makes it, then wassup with the other one? Is there a length limit or prohibition against using the word “fish”?
Your comments are all out of jail. There are several things that trip the spam filter, and numbered lists are one of them.
Good to know. I shall not number, neither shall I list again.
Speaking of extra-large calves, anyone heard from the Secretary of State recently?
I think she went on Chelsea’s honeymoon.
I hear she gave a whopping $10 to the flood relief effort for Poc-E-ston.
Any mention of frozen UFO’s in the iceberg? just kidding
LVQ is the Ted Baxter of climate science.
more like the Ted Haggard of climate science
Hey, icebergs were burning back in 1929.
How does this glacier thing prove global warming? For that matter, how does it prove that global warming is man made?
It means nothing, except to LVQ, the insane AGW alarmist kook.
For the record, this was Chuck. But comment #196 is Lood:
Just blows right past any question of whether this actually proves anything.
In fact,
The guy’s insane.
Billions will die !
Billions of prima fascia’s…
Better go to Home Depot and get some more.
Of course Luddite thinks he will be one of the people who gets to make the decisions.
He will be one of the first to get “culled from the herd” by the real decision makers.
Let me get this straight, Ludvig thinks the Peterson glacier and all these other glaciers have been “stable” for tens of thousands of years. He calls himself a scientist doesn’t know that glaciers are not stable by their nature? They advance, they retreat, they calve lumps off when they’re poking out to sea. It’s what glaciers do.
Interesting things to note: The channel the glacier was sitting in was carved out by the glacier itself. Think about it for a moment. Ice floats. In order to have carved out that valley the sea level would have had to be a lot lower. And of course ice doesn’t have particularly good tensile strength, so when the sea levels rose and the water returned to that valley the glacier would have broken up in a pretty spectacular way.
And that’s the thing. A massive portion of that glacier was floating on water. Water moves up and down. The ice, attached to land at one end and floating on water, would snap and break apart in those conditions just because that’s what ice does.
A glacier calving cannot be linked to warming; the glacier calves because the weight if ice overcomes the ability of the glacier to hold together.
So if I ever needed proof that Ludvig was an ignorant tool, this is it: he has no idea how a glacier works.
Of course it’s Petermann, not peterson.
of old age!!
All my tubes and wires
and careful notes
and antiquated notions.
BILLIONS!
Think I’ll go calve a few ice cubes off the freezer and make a martini.
It’s just funny that snow in London. The snowiest winter in anybody’s
memory the last few years was just anecdotal, but a single chunk of ice breaking off, which has happened plenty of times throughout history is iron clad proof
Luddie you donkey!
There was also reports of snow in Australia (the desert outback) during their last summer.
Billions will freeze!
If we pass cap-n-tax.
‘Ludes just gets nuttier and nuttier. Note, the deep concern of the original post is echoed and amplified in ‘Ludes’s hysterical response. Again, “proving” the two share a befuddled brain.
“Billions will die.” Not to beat a dead ice-calf, but isn’t that the best possible outcome for Gaia? Less of us Warming-Units to mess with the Natural Order?
Blewdwig is the one in favor of killing people for denying Global Warming™ and refusing to submit to socialism, anyway, so WTF does he care if anyone dies? Gawd, that son of a bitch is stupid!!
Funny bit from climateaudit.org :
http://climateaudit.org/2010/08/06/mosher-on-gavins-frustration/
Mosher on Gavin’s “Frustration”
Mosher writes in:
Gavin explained his frustration stemmed from people asking the same question over and over when it was already answered. He then reveals something new and closes the thread. We carry on here with one unknown guy trying to defend mann.
That’s the PROBLEM.
Mann: 2+2=5
McIntyre No, 2+2=4
Mann: thats bizarre
Mc: 2+2=4, just say it Mike
Mann: it doesnt matter, look over here we say 3+3=6
Mc: 2+2=4
Mann: it doesnt matter, ask gavin
Amac: ya 2+2=4
Mann: it doesnt matter
Mosher: Can anybody besides steve just say that 2+2=4
Dehog: You said Piltdown Mann once.
Mc: 2+2=4
Gavin: it doesnt matter:
Tiljander: 2+2=4
Arthur Smith: I”ll look into it.
Amac; 2+2=4
Gavin: Can we change the subject, we said it doesnt matter.
Mosher: can you say 2+2=4
Lambert: Fuller is full of it.
Bishop: Mike said 2+2=5, but 2+2=4
Tamino: Bishop said 2+2=5
Mc: Bishop was explaining Mann.
Amac: 2+2=4
Kloor: why can’t we reason together?
Gavin: we try, but they wont read our answers.
Amac: 2+2=4
Gavin: There he goes again, please shut him up.
Mc; 2+2=4
RC commenter: Do your own science Mcintyre
Mc: 2+2=4 is not publishable. Mann needs to correct this.
Mann: its all in the SI
Amac: hey mann website now says 2+2=4
Gavin: The exact value of 2+2 is uninteresting. move along
RC commenter: Hey McIntyre said 2+2=5
Mc: no I didnt
RC commenter: oops, my bad, but I’m right in spirit
Gavin: discussion over, lets talk about the black list.
Kloor: all you people who think 2+2=4, can discuss this further.
Scientist: Tiljander’s paper wasn’t perfect, lets pressure test her.
Amac: but 2+2=4
Scientist: Can you give me a reading list?
You have to know the characters to get all of that, but, yeah.
I know…when I first read it, and posted it, I forgot that most people haven’t followed the “nontroversy” as devotedly as a few of us have. It’s some inside-baseball, this piece.
I started talking about the AGW-myth at a family gathering a month or so ago, and all of a sudden I noticed a couple of my relatives looking at me kind of strangely. My aunt made a joke, something like “Boy, you’re really obsessed with this conspiracy, aren’t you?” I realized most people have only a surface-understanding of the issue, if that.
Mosher’s a hoot. He can be a little cryptic, but he’s the Taxfreekiller of the climate blogs. You just have to get used to him.
So even your family is telling you that you are a raving conspiracy loon.
Gary, you should notice that.
Sure is hot here in Kansas. Must be global warming because it hasn’t been this hot since the 1930′s. Oh wait………..
I have to say, I am starting to love your site. You brain trusts think that you can argue thermometers and giant ice sheets!
Brilliant!
Your parents must be so proud.