Walter gives LGF Loons a dose of Realism

August 9, 2010

Little Green Footballs is a blog run by delusional people. The posters believe that the Jazz Man really has influence and can alter events. The echo chamber is so intense that they really believe that the rest of the country is like them. Polls show the Democrats heading towards a big loss in November. However, this hasn’t sunk in yet with the Jazz Man groupies. Walter, gives them a cold dose of reality that they are ineffectual.

No truer words have been spoken! All of the Jazz Man and his groupies’ complaints have resulted in nothing. Their delusions are just that, fantasies. They have no influence on events outside of their little cult blog.

  1. Princess Natasha
    August 9, 2010 at 10:02 am | #1

    What a bunch of socialist loser-schmucks! BTW, kinda OT, LewdWig is a cupid stunt. Just thought I’d bring it up. BTW, Luddie, you are a BITCH and a cowardly one at that. You want to start some shit? Bring it, ya cock-smoker! Lil’ Boy bLewdwig has been talking some smack ‘he’ can’t back up, lately…

    • August 9, 2010 at 10:09 am | #2

      He’s an intelelctual cowward. He is scared about his true identity being revealed.

      • Heracles
        August 9, 2010 at 2:56 pm | #3

        hey a college lab janitor should be nothing to be ashamed of. It is honorable work.

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 9, 2010 at 10:17 am | #4

      Ya mean the glaciers haven’t been stable for 10,000 years? :roll:

      • Crashnburn01
        August 9, 2010 at 5:26 pm | #5

        The Vikings named the icebox of “Greenland” as such in an effort to sell real estate – not because it was green. Apparently they left a couple of Hummers idling there and caused a little of it to melt off a thousand or so years ago for the sales brochures….

    • August 9, 2010 at 10:35 am | #6

      Walter will simply grovel back into ‘selrahC good graces.

  2. Princess Natasha
    August 9, 2010 at 11:17 am | #7

    Walter is a stupid old loser. So is Cato. So is Blewdwig. These wankers seem to have bought Depends just to stay on LGF 24/7, aside from coming here to cry over us making fun of them.

    Do they pay for their pizza deliveries in food stamps?

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 9, 2010 at 11:46 am | #8

      They have to, because the tips on the pizzas they deliver are in food stamps.

    • August 9, 2010 at 1:32 pm | #9

      Congratulations on your promotion to First Lieutenant, Natasha!

  3. Princess Natasha
    August 9, 2010 at 11:23 am | #10

    Never mind, I think it’s Ramabomb anyway, so they can’t eat.

    • The Osprey
      August 9, 2010 at 1:12 pm | #11

      That’s right Bombadan starts today doesn’t it?

      Aloha Snackbar™!

  4. Grimcargo
    August 9, 2010 at 11:54 am | #12

    He’s got one thing right. The train has left the station and no matter how hysterical the loonies become it will not change. They can post or say things all they want about Sarah, about Newt.About any of the potential candidates and it won’t matter. By the time 2011 comes, a chickens ass on the ballot will beat Pres.Urkle.

  5. vagabond trader
    August 9, 2010 at 12:19 pm | #13

    Dopes wouldn’t know reality if it shot a lightning bolt up their collective rear ends.

  6. August 9, 2010 at 1:35 pm | #14

    Maybe it’s just me, but I think it’s picking up steam because of snide, clueless, vindictive lefties like the ones that populate the Blog Version of Animal farm these days and their dishonest, awkward, self-serving, counterproductive attempts to remind us how awesome they are and how good we have it.

    • August 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm | #15

      Exactly. When you have to remind people how good you, you ain’t good at all.

  7. Voltaires Crack
    August 9, 2010 at 1:51 pm | #16

    Walter does something like this every 6 months. Last time was when he begged to post some analysis of Climategate ‘code’. Makes him feel like an independent thinker, I guess.

    • FurryOldGuyJeans
      August 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm | #17

      Walter analyzing computer code?!?

      My cat knows more about programming than L. Newton does.

  8. August 9, 2010 at 3:12 pm | #18

    Random thought, but has anybody considered whipping up a variation of the Magic 8 ball, only with ManbearPig Von Quixote-isms?

    *shake shake shake*

    ‘billions will die!’

    *shake shake shake*

    ‘ask me later, you phony Jew’

    *shake shake shake*

    ‘I’m a scientist!’

    *shake shake shake*

    answer unclear, you fascist thug!’

    • vagabond trader
      August 9, 2010 at 3:55 pm | #19

      lmao,I’ll buy one or two. :lol:

    • snowcrash
      August 9, 2010 at 5:28 pm | #20

      ROFL, I’d buy one.

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 9, 2010 at 9:09 pm | #21

      *shake shake shake*

      Nazis!!!11

      *shake shake shake*

      Palin’s sex life

      Ad nauseum.

    • Jorline
      August 9, 2010 at 9:50 pm | #22

      LMAO

      *shake shake shake*

      Get Off My Blog!

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