Tears of a Clown

August 10, 2010

Neo-Fascist Totalitarian LudwigVanQuixote, goes on a preaching rampage. He acts as if he’s some wise Rabbi, when in reality he is a mad collectivist. He lectures other Jews on what they are supposed to think.  he even claims he is crying writing his latest delusional rant!

Well people if he’s an expert on how Jews should think, I now declare myself the Pope of the Roman Catholic Church! This man is crazy and his tears are one of a mad man.

I dedicate this song to Ludwig!


He’s no Rabbi, he’s a deranged clown!

Update: Ludwig is on a roll today! Not only does he claim to be a Rabbi, he’s now a Prophet!

So Americans who are tired of Islamic aggression will turn on Jews? This man is crazy and I will dedicate another song to him!

  1. The Osprey
    August 10, 2010 at 7:22 pm | #1

    Ludwig Van Crank…rabbi…scientist…renaissance man! LOL!

  2. My Little Ponytail
    August 10, 2010 at 7:30 pm | #2

    That’s “Geller”, dingbat.

  3. My Little Ponytail
    August 10, 2010 at 7:32 pm | #3

    Say what??? Judaism is a two-thousand year old tradition??? Umm…

    • paladin3001
      August 10, 2010 at 7:42 pm | #4

      He’s talking about the Roman Diaspora.

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 10, 2010 at 8:00 pm | #5

        So then he’s saying that prior to the Diaspora, there was no morality in Judaism? The pre-Diaspora Jews were savages? How convenient. That explains why he considers the Mizrahi to be an inferior race.

  4. My Little Ponytail
    August 10, 2010 at 7:33 pm | #6

    Wasn’t this the same guy who wanted to build death camps for climate “deniers”?

    • August 10, 2010 at 7:37 pm | #7

      Yes he did. hence that’s why I call him Neo-Fascist.

      • Arachne
        August 10, 2010 at 7:50 pm | #8

        But he’s all about the good and the peaceful. Don’t forget that. Proggies are all about the good and the peaceful.

      • Philip_Daniel
        August 10, 2010 at 9:01 pm | #9

        If they find that they are “obligated” to “neutralize” dissenters, they rationalize that they must do so for the good of the collective, most of all for the good of those to be silenced…

        Can’t have any Fitnat, you know…

    • August 10, 2010 at 8:08 pm | #10

      He knows nothing of kindness. To him, emotions (and talk of emotions) are handles to use for vainly trying to manipulate other people.

    • Princess Natasha
      August 11, 2010 at 12:59 am | #11

      heh… According to him, AGW deniers are infidels who need to be beheaded… Now, where the hell did I hear that before? Substitute Allah for AGW and I think you get the answer. Lewd-Wig is gonna build himself a Gaia-friendly splodey-vest and go try to blow up a Hummer dealership. What a stupid schmuck!

  5. Roger
    August 10, 2010 at 7:35 pm | #12

    LudwigVanQuixote?

    After you set c=1 you can then set E to zero and voila! m=ip

    • Arachne
      August 10, 2010 at 7:49 pm | #13

      Roger, I believe you have found the Daedalus equivalent of Mr. Holland’s Opus.

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 10, 2010 at 8:07 pm | #14

      And you can set climate sensitivity = ∞, and whoa!!!!! Billions will die!!!!!111

  6. wooly one
    August 10, 2010 at 7:35 pm | #15

    I do believe this is how Gollum was invented.

  7. tunnelrat
    August 10, 2010 at 7:37 pm | #16

    He is trying to be a bigger drama queen than Cato. What a jackass.

    • Arachne
      August 10, 2010 at 7:44 pm | #17

      Two thousand years is MY religion, Quack Quack.
      Judaism has been on the books a lot longer.
      Oh, and I know Yiddish words, too. Doesn’t make me Jewish.

      • August 10, 2010 at 7:48 pm | #18

        Judaism has been around 4,000 years I believe.

        Correct me if I’m wrong someone.

  8. Lily
    August 10, 2010 at 7:45 pm | #19

    Emo much?
    /good grief……forced charity isn’t charity. It must come from ones own heart and choice within accordance with G-d…one has the choice.
    If you are forced then it means nothing spiritually.

    • Arachne
      August 10, 2010 at 7:47 pm | #20

      I believe it’s called “tithing” when you have no choice. “Taxes” if you’re Barak Obama.

      • Lily
        August 10, 2010 at 8:09 pm | #21

        Tithing is still a choice…

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 10, 2010 at 8:03 pm | #22

      Emo bear is hot, because glacier broke.

      • Lily
        August 10, 2010 at 8:11 pm | #23

        Think song fits him better….

        httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsv1qrHGVE

    • Philip_Daniel
      August 10, 2010 at 9:12 pm | #24

      That’s what I tried to convince SarahLover with yesterday….

      Mitzvot are not coerced by a totalitarian government apparatus in the post-Temple era…with the diaspora, they become a personal responsibility…they are spiritually obligatory (for salvation of Jews, gentiles need only follow the Seven Noahide Laws) yet physically voluntary…

  9. wooly one
    August 10, 2010 at 7:58 pm | #25

    ‘I was taught kindness, you scumbag douchewaffles.’

    And it really shows…

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 10, 2010 at 8:09 pm | #26

      Absolutely perfect. That’s progressives in a nutshell.

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 10, 2010 at 8:15 pm | #27

      In fact, we’ll use his exact words:

      “Kindness to all. A desire for justice for all, hope for a better world for all…

      [snip]

      …mamzer (bastard) Buzzsawmonkey, and a corva (hooker) named Guggi.”

      • Philip_Daniel
        August 10, 2010 at 9:10 pm | #28

        He’s acting like FRED PHELPS, who believes that shouting “FAGS EAT SHIT! GOD HATES ‘EM FILTHY FAGS!” is a form of DIVINE LOVE for mankind…

      • Arachne
        August 10, 2010 at 10:26 pm | #29

        And Quack Quack is a putz.
        (See, told you I knew some Yiddish)

    • Haku
      August 10, 2010 at 9:19 pm | #30

      He’s a hateful man!

  10. buzzsawmonkey
    August 10, 2010 at 8:01 pm | #31

    The Lewd Wig is clearly jealous that I’ve never immortalized him in song and verse to the extent that I have immortalized Mad King Yertle.

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 10, 2010 at 8:27 pm | #32

      Go for it. :twisted:

  11. snowcrash
    August 10, 2010 at 8:08 pm | #33

    Who sent you Ludwig to judge other men? This kind of crap is the most outrageous thing so far. Ludwig you need to stop mixing up the personal with the spiritual. Maybe consult with your Rabbi on how to handle your feelings, but bashing other Jews and trying to shame them in public is just wrong. Do you see the Christians on this blog, of all denominations, do this to each other? It is wrong Ludwig.

    • Lily
      August 10, 2010 at 8:13 pm | #34

      Indeed…..He isn’t G-d and should be concerned with his own soul first before others unless he thinks he is perfect….which no man is.

  12. Lily
    August 10, 2010 at 8:14 pm | #35

    Or shall I say human….

  13. My Little Ponytail
    August 10, 2010 at 8:20 pm | #36

    If I may wax Freudian for a minute…

    He says “A tsaddick is a holy person.

    [snip]

    A tsaddika is a woman with those traits.”

    Does anybody see a problem here?

    • Philip_Daniel
      August 10, 2010 at 9:09 pm | #37

      I wouldn’t have Anglicized it (“tsaddick”) like that…

      And yes, a slip of the misogy-mind that he’ll surely deny…

  14. August 10, 2010 at 8:20 pm | #38

    Ludwig should get on his knees and kiss your ring, Pope Daedalius I

    haha

  15. buzzsawmonkey
    August 10, 2010 at 8:28 pm | #39

    Lewd Wig thinks he is a tzaddik, but he is merely a sad dick.

  16. buzzsawmonkey
    August 10, 2010 at 8:33 pm | #41

    I, on the other hand, am not merely a soccer mamzer, but a sockdolager mamzer.

  17. My Little Ponytail
    August 10, 2010 at 8:35 pm | #42

    So a hot hooker is a corvette?

  18. My Little Ponytail
    August 10, 2010 at 8:40 pm | #43

    Oops…

    375 LudwigVanQuixote Tue, Aug 10, 2010 4:46:47pm

    And now it seems appropriate to reiterate that a moderate is not a weakling who wants to please everyone, rather someone who unthinkingly doesn’t subscribe to the dogma of either side.

    :lol:

    • Philip_Daniel
      August 10, 2010 at 9:07 pm | #44

      Syntatical erratum: “unthinkingly doesn’t subscribe”

      Doesn’t UNTHINKINGLY subscribe, Luddite the Moore-On!

  19. My Little Ponytail
    August 10, 2010 at 8:43 pm | #45

    Oh, poopie:

    296 marjoriemoon Tue, Aug 10, 2010 4:25:40pm

    re: #209 LudwigVanQuixote

    Just going through the comments, Ludwig. I always get here late.

    That was so beautiful! Thank you for writing it! {{{ludwig}}}

    Moon heart bat.

  20. My Little Ponytail
    August 10, 2010 at 8:46 pm | #46

    Now this is getting pretty deep:

    277 Cato the Elder Tue, Aug 10, 2010 4:18:07pm

    re: #233 LudwigVanQuixote

    Ludwig, did you know that the great Martin Buber wrote a novel?

    It is all about Hassidim living in the shtetls in the age of the Napoleonic wars.

    One of the protagonists believes that Napoleon is the Gog of the Bible and gets into all kinds of serious monkey business with sorcery and stuff, trying to bring about the advent of Mochiach.

    His counterpart, the wise one, points out over and over again that the exile of the Jews and the sufferings of the diaspora are the result of baseless hatred, and without doing something about that, any attempts to force the hand of history are not only pointless, but blasphemous.

    I read the book when I was a student in Germany. Buber wrote in German, but then usually translated his own works into Hebrew. It is available from Amazon in English translation.

    Some of the characters are unforgettable.

    What the rashas are doing now borders on trying to foment and fan the flames of a war that they hope will result in the Millennium, or Moshiach, or some kind of grand conflagration that they assume will bring about their little personal paradises.

    I’m cryin’.

    • Philip_Daniel
      August 10, 2010 at 9:03 pm | #47

      Nothing is factually incorrect about that post, except those whom he identifies as erev rav…

  21. buzzsawmonkey
    August 10, 2010 at 8:59 pm | #48

    Frankly, these skin-rashes talking about “rashas” as if they had a personal phone line to the Deity is pretty foul.

    • Lily
      August 10, 2010 at 9:02 pm | #49

      I could not agree more.

    • Philip_Daniel
      August 10, 2010 at 9:05 pm | #50

      “Erev rav” is a more precise term — literally meaning “the multitude”, it’s used to refer to those born into Judaism who engage in treachery, who revoke the 613 mitzvot which are a “burthen” upon Jews exclusively.

      • buzzsawmonkey
        August 10, 2010 at 9:07 pm | #51

        Frankly, Lewd Wig should be trembling in his boots after last week’s parsha, which points out what should be done with false prophets. Seeing as how Lewd Wig is a prophet of GloBa’al Warming, a modern false religion equivalent to the Tower of Babel, he’s chayev for stoning.

      • August 10, 2010 at 9:40 pm | #52

        GloBa’al, that’s his true God!

    • wooly one
      August 10, 2010 at 9:17 pm | #53

      They can’t help it. Staring at a monitor all day long with an itchy ding finger can give one SoreEye-asis

  22. vagabond trader
    August 10, 2010 at 9:31 pm | #54

    Kish mir en tuchas lewdie.

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 10, 2010 at 9:35 pm | #55

      You just made baby Loody cry…

    • August 10, 2010 at 9:41 pm | #56

      Look at my update!

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 10, 2010 at 9:49 pm | #57

        Einstein was interested in bringing down the WTF???????

      • Philip_Daniel
        August 10, 2010 at 9:52 pm | #58

        Earth to Ludwig –

        Providing irrefutable evidence that the Maliki, Shafi’i, Hanafi, and Hanbali madhaheb enjoin jihad al-talab wa’l-ibtida’ until the conversion of kuffar to the deen or their subjugation under the dhimma to an Islamic dawla and the supremacy of the mu’minin does not mean that one does not recognize that the vast majority of Muslims in the West are moderates, of Muslim culture only, but religiously apostates…

        I do not support genocide. Like Wafa Sultan, I support coercing the ibn Sa’uds to reverse the abrogation process…

      • buzzsawmonkey
        August 10, 2010 at 9:53 pm | #59

        Lewd Wig is trying his heavy hand at sarcasm of some sort.

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 10, 2010 at 10:16 pm | #60

        Buzz, seriously, I don’t think so. This is exactly what you’d expect to hear out of a Marxist with delusions of science. This is exactly the kind of a mishmash of what you’d hear in a black studies class, and a feminism class, about the evil of whiteness, and yadda.

        I mean ol’ Al was sticking it to the man with that relativity jive…

        And of course, you know as well as I do that there’s a grain of truth to the resistance of certain reactionaries to “Jewish Physics”; Lud just takes that riff off into mescaline land.

  23. nil stooge
    August 10, 2010 at 10:04 pm | #61

    Where’s dud when you need him? He hasn’t weighed in on this one :

    66- allegro 3 replies (24 total)
    OT beer question:
    I’m not much of a beer drinker usually, but at 100 freaking degrees out, it seemed like a good plan. What makes a beer in a bottle go all foamy and overflow after taking a sip? I’t s happened twice now and it’s really annoying.

    And once that’s solved, maybe he could solve this one – why’s beer sometimes freeze after it’s been in the freezer only after it’s opened?

    (Seriously, a vertical line on the phase diagram seems to explain this perhaps idiosyncratic sometime concern.)

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 10, 2010 at 10:11 pm | #62

      IT’S BECAUSE CARBON DIOXIDE HAS THE DEVIL IN IT!!!!!11

  24. nil stooge
    August 10, 2010 at 10:44 pm | #63

    Laugh, but you know Lud’s theoretical model includes a couple of terms for the CO2 and ambient heating from the flash freezing of erstwhile freezer beers. Accurate to several significant digits, and several millennia into the future.

    Seriously, it’s discouraging, the effectiveness of the MFM. Talking to a liberal friend today, who’s dogmatic but persuadable, and literally all she’d heard of Climategate was there was some controversy that was subsequently determined to be nothing at all by the official inquiry.

  25. Interesting
    August 10, 2010 at 11:29 pm | #64

    Test…

  26. Princess Natasha
    August 11, 2010 at 1:04 am | #65

    What a bunch of snivelling wankers those freaks at LGF are… Friggin’ loser Emo-kids who ran out of Ecstasy and are experiencing the “crash”. Yo, Emo-wankers! It’s “down the road”, not “across the street”. And if you soak in a hot tub a little before you go for it, it won’t hurt a bit and will bleed a lot better, so, for once, you will not fail in what you set out to do. LMFAO.

    BTW, Gaia deep-throats my Jeep’s exhaust pipe.

    • m
      August 11, 2010 at 9:58 am | #66

      BTW, Gaia deep-throats my Jeep’s exhaust pipe.

      LOL!

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 11, 2010 at 10:06 am | #67

      If you ever get tired of soldiering or engineering, you have a career in lampooning.

    • spaceallah
      August 11, 2010 at 2:07 pm | #68

      > BTW, Gaia deep-throats my Jeep’s exhaust pipe.

      LMAO

  27. Guggi
    August 11, 2010 at 1:45 am | #69

    Boy, I must be in your head but let me tell you something about you:

    you try hard to look like an internet bully but it is obvisious from your uncivilized behavior and your foul language that you are only a miserable gnom without self-respect in your real life. Posting unscientific and uninspired comments on a questionable website may blow your ego up for the moment but it doesn’t earn you respect for which you reach out so eagerly.

    • August 11, 2010 at 9:57 am | #70

      This was really low of this clown.

    • m
      August 11, 2010 at 9:59 am | #71

      Take it as a compliment, Guggi. He can’t refute your points so he resorts to bullshit. He has no conscience.

  28. Princess Natasha
    August 11, 2010 at 2:01 am | #72

    Guggi, you got prime real estate in that crazy wanker’s head AND you’re making him cry. ROTFLMAO. That dude Lewd Wig (if he is a dude, of course) is a certifiable nutcase with no life.

    • vagabond trader
      August 11, 2010 at 8:33 am | #73

      Actually I suspect Lewdie has a crush on Guggi. Maybe wants to “save” her to fulfill one of those mitzvahs.

      The mind of a sanctimonious progressive

      • Guggi
        August 11, 2010 at 8:35 am | #74

        He wants to save me by calling me a prostitute ?

      • vagabond trader
        August 11, 2010 at 8:38 am | #75

        Guggi,he is a lunatic. They don’t think right. Who knows.

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 11, 2010 at 1:18 pm | #76

        More than that, it’s the mind of an entitled sanctimonious progressive. The right to engage in these kinds of outbursts are a variation on the old Catholic indulgence – if you’re sanctimonious enough, you’re entitled to abuse people, and behave like a child.

        You see it all over the place, particularly when a prog male and a woman are involved. And the feminists sell them the indulgences.

  29. garycooper
    August 11, 2010 at 9:02 am | #77

    I’m reading ‘Ludes, and listening to the music of Sadgasm, and I’m crying. No, I’m sobbing. Loudly.

    No, wait…it’s actually laughter. Loud, scornful laughter, from the belly. Never mind. :)

  30. H
    August 11, 2010 at 11:40 am | #78

    LvQ can be such a selfrightious bore. I pity the fools who’s having to share their lunchtable with him at work.

    If he insists on referring to the bible, isn’t there something in there regarding humility?

    • snowcrash
      August 11, 2010 at 12:30 pm | #79

      It is the Big Book of Everything. There has to be something in there re humility. LOL.
      H, sorry for the harsh words at the end of the the SaraL thread. The troll, the LG thread about ground zero bigots and your untimely criticism made me very short tempered. You say what you want under any nic you choose, isn’t my place to say otherwise.

      • H
        August 11, 2010 at 12:41 pm | #80

        Heh. Calling it untimely hurts more than the harsh words. No hard feelings man.

        And who says I have an account on lgf? My nick is purely a result of my lacking imagination.

  31. Overlook
    August 11, 2010 at 3:07 pm | #81

    LVQ IS IN LOVE WITH HIS OWN GOODNESS. He is caricature of moral vanity. Humanity comes after his feeling of self-worthiness.

    He turns Judaism into a mixture of Hallmark Card sentimentality and modern-day leftist political moralism. Icky-pooh. Goo-goo. Mawkish. Self-indulgent.

    Of course he would weep at his own cloying compassion. A truly embarrassing display.

    LVQ IS A MORAL PORNOGRAPHER. I SHOUT BECAUSE I AM DISGUSTED BY HIS SECRETIONS WHICH HE SMEARS OVER VIRTUAL SPACE.

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