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Ned: Jerking Off proves Market Failure

August 12, 2010

It seems like Ned’s answered the question “when did you stop beating your meat”. It seems like the answer is “I didn’t”.

Watch out, Haku.

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  1. Voltaires Crack
    August 12, 2010 at 11:31 am | #1

    Wouldn’t merely being moderately appealing to another equally solve his problem? True to form though, he’s looking for another ‘handout’.

    Exit question: Does this shed further light on his references to ‘meatspace’?

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 12, 2010 at 11:38 am | #2

      That’s exactly the point. He doesn’t get the concept of the market. Those with an entitlement mindset never do. This is how he “punishes” all those women who won’t “do” him.

      • Arachne
        August 12, 2010 at 11:44 am | #3

        Ned believes in Keynesian ecnomics, which has worked precisely…..uh, nowhere.

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 12, 2010 at 11:48 am | #4

        So this is his “stimulus” program?

  2. Arachne
    August 12, 2010 at 11:43 am | #5

    Well, THAT was a visual I did not need….

  3. nil stooge
    August 12, 2010 at 11:49 am | #6

    Wrong Cato – the necessity of your self-gratification is compelling proof of the very real invisible hand of the marketplace, marketplace of romance.

    Meanwhile … LOLCatzacombs:

    12- Cato the Elder +5
    Just so ye all know, I have progressed beyond the starting point of my magnum opus, to the extent that I may now reveal the title.
    It shall be called “The Catacombs”.
    And ye lucky ones will be the first to read the first and the following cantos.
    Rhyme scheme: variable. Heroes: terrible. Point of it all: ye decide.
    Given the material for mockery given to me in this most fortunate of all unfortunate times, I expect to be busy until Death takes me or Gaia shakes me off.
    Stay tuned.

    • Arachne
      August 12, 2010 at 3:40 pm | #7

      “Given the material for mockery”

      Pretty much sums up Cato’s blogging history.

  4. nil stooge
    August 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm | #8

    OT from Cato -

    Something Lud might appreciate in a moment of clarity – The illustrated guide to a Ph.D.

    Naaaaahh…

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 12, 2010 at 12:44 pm | #9

      Years ago, I heard that described as “peeling back the foreskin of science”. Maybe it’s more like diddling the whale of science.

  5. H
    August 12, 2010 at 2:14 pm | #10

    I still like Cato, that magnificent crazy bastard. But sometimes he makes me sad. You can read his loneliness between the lines in his writing. Poor Cato.

    • Arachne
      August 12, 2010 at 3:58 pm | #11

      Well, to each his own, I guess. Considering his misogynist comments about Sarah Palin, I have no use for him. and if he’s lonely, he got there by his own road.

      • H
        August 12, 2010 at 4:01 pm | #12

        I do believe Sarah P can handle it. You know, there’s even a good chance she’s never heard of Cato!

    • vagabond trader
      August 12, 2010 at 4:20 pm | #13

      Why not go over there and lend him a hand? :mrgreen:

      • Heracles
        August 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm | #14

        I asked Ned once how his life life was and he said “Got my hand on it”.

    • Grimcargo
      August 12, 2010 at 10:12 pm | #15

      Magnificent and Cato does not belong in the same sentence.A crude nasty pos.

  6. Heracles
    August 12, 2010 at 7:01 pm | #16

    Cato is so fat he hasn’t seen his dick in 23 years.

  7. phoenixgirl
    August 12, 2010 at 10:05 pm | #17

    i thought cato wasn’t going to post anymore

  8. Garycooper
    August 12, 2010 at 11:56 pm | #18

    “Meatspace.” LOL!

    So, he’s going to spend the rest of his miserable life pecking out some kind of horrible, unfunny satire of a piece with his desperately unfunny, clueless postings?

    Good luck with that, Ned.

  9. kansas
    August 13, 2010 at 11:22 am | #19

    This thread is kind of ironic, because just before I got kicked off that site I spent a whole thread responding to each of Cato’s vile remarks about Sarah Palin pointing out I thought he was jerking off to her picture while he was commenting, that I couldn’t figure any other reason he could be so vile other than he was angry with her for his being attracted to her and whacking his plank. I just never could believe his kind of shit was what was wanted there. Wrong I was.

  10. doppelganger
    August 13, 2010 at 4:10 pm | #20

    Ned,
    you are pathetic.

    over and out

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