A moment of honesty

August 13, 2010

The Jazz Man is a jack of all trades and a master of none. He claims to be a political expert, science expert and an investigator. In a moment of honesty, the truth comes out to what he really is.

He’s a musician and nothing more!

  1. lakesoftheclouds
    August 13, 2010 at 9:30 am | #1

    Well, understanding that explains a lot about the mess over there… No wonder everyone over there makes sense to him.. Step away from the bong, Cheech.

  2. August 13, 2010 at 9:43 am | #2

    Aqua what? Hang on, let me fire up yandex and look…

    Ohhhkay so it’s a “he’s a nut” story. About a libertarian smoking pot when he was a kid. OH MY LORD. What next, will they find out that he’s a scary gun owner? That he ate meat when he was young? That he expressed opinions against the liberal orthodoxy?

    In other news, dog bits man, pope has catholic leanings, ursines defecate amongst trees.

  3. m
    August 13, 2010 at 10:32 am | #3

    Yeah as a musician he had an acid flashback … “remember the aqua buddha man!”

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 13, 2010 at 10:44 am | #4

      Yeah, acid. Aqua Regia would be more his speed.

    • Grimcargo
      August 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm | #5

      HEY FATBOY! You ain’t no damm musician.You just got orange overalls. You don’t even live by a musician.

  4. August 13, 2010 at 10:50 am | #6

    What is the meaning of “Aqua Bhudda”? If it’s obviously clear to him, why doesn’t he explain it to the rest of us dunces?

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 13, 2010 at 10:54 am | #7

      Cuz we didn’t spend half of our adult lived sucking on a hubbly bubbly?

      Maybe this is why Chuck has a hardon for muslims?

  5. Voltaires Crack
    August 13, 2010 at 11:13 am | #8

    OT: Want to laugh?

    Click…

    It will only cost you a minute of your life, and you’ll get a good laugh towards the end.

  6. buzzsawmonkey
    August 13, 2010 at 11:19 am | #10

    Is Aqua Buddha the sage followed by Sea Man, of the Super Best Friends?

  7. snowcrash
    August 13, 2010 at 12:46 pm | #11

    Aqua Budha is on Aqua Teen Hunger Force right? I love that show. LOL

  8. August 13, 2010 at 1:02 pm | #12

    You left out flag expert….

  9. My Little Ponytail
    August 13, 2010 at 1:05 pm | #13

    Aqua Buddha was liquidated by the Taliban.

    • snowcrash
      August 13, 2010 at 2:15 pm | #14

      ROFL

  10. buzzsawmonkey
    August 13, 2010 at 1:55 pm | #15

    Cage match: Aqua Buddha Man versus Aqua Velva Man!

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm | #16

      Dude.

      Aqua Velva
      Is for losers.
      Chucky Jazz man
      Is a snoozer.

      - Burma Shave

  11. Overlook
    August 13, 2010 at 3:16 pm | #17

    I do not understand what there is to understand about the meaning of Aqua Buddha and how being a musician gets you there.

    The Wally is hinting at soul-depths that do not exist – and if they did, it would not be for him to point them out.

    Maybe because he’s a cult leader, he needs to claim special powers. I do not suppose the denizens of Swat actually followed up on this.

  12. Philip_Daniel
    August 13, 2010 at 4:33 pm | #18

    Sorry. Jazz improv is one thing — if he can’t improvise basso continuo as well as any of the Baroque masters, then he isn’t a musician.

    I’m serious.

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