Romeo, Romeo…Can You Hear Me Now?
August 13, 2010
Ludwig really is trying to be the court jester over there:
So this turd proposes over the blinking phone, and then runs off to LGF to tell the innerwebz about it?
Uhh….yeah. And somebody needs to warn him that that’s TFK’s daughter.
Categories: Little Green Footballs, LudwigVanQuixote




Seriously? That is TFK’s daughter??
No, but imagine bringing Quacky home to meet daddy TFK.
tfk might stake lud out on a bed of fireants and spread honey all over him. haha
I hope she’s got some long arms.
Hey Lood. No point in all this serene lovey-dovey shit. The world ends in 2012.
Your prophet said it’s already too late.
Yup. Billions will die ,Lud. Why bother with love and life.Bring no happiness into this doomed world. What a twat you are.
Now that is downright mean.
Don’t be hatin’- he’s and internet lover AND and internet fighter…
Shouldn’t the Chunky Blogger ™ be mocking Luddie for succumbing to a paleo-religious ceromony? After all, the mocking of anything religious (well, except for Islam any more) seems to be the fat tools M.O. these days…
Not only that, how uncool can you get, having a hetero relationship. I mean, like this is the 21st century, and we’ve evolved past heterosexuality…
She’ll make a nice ottoman.
I wouldn’t take that “hetero”-part for granted, but just in case “S.” is a woman (or even if “she” is a trannie), I think I’ve found the perfect cake-topper for our “Ludes:
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/product_images/z/11987__67059_thumb.jpg
The title is hilarious. Shit!
OK, it’s official- by using the be-mulleted malamute’s own logic, Charles Johnson is a 9/11 Truther. As you can see, he’s started pimping LGF stories over here.
http://beforeitsnews.com/stories/by/0000000000008080
Along with 9/11 Truther gems like this:
http://beforeitsnews.com/story/135/496/New_9_11_3D_Analysis_Suggests_Top_Secret_Device_Hit_World_Trade_Center.html
“9/11 Truther”
It was the MuJewhadeen of Hamassad who did it! /
He jumped that shark when he threw himself on his sword for Van Jones.
who can think of marriage when BILLIONS ARE GOING TO DIE !!!!!!!!!!!
Lewd-wig – that means you are going to have to have sex. Are you up for it?
Dude! You’re talking about a guy(?) who has to take the blue V-pill just to keep from pissing on his shoes. It doesn’t help much, he pisses in his pants, regardless. Well, at least his mother won’t have to wash his nasty unmentionables any more. He’s got some mail-order blind circus freak to take care of it now. ROTFLMAO. Mutants in love… There is something utterly disgusting and disturbing about it… Here is hoping they are too stupid to breed.
“See” about the ring? What a pathetic, broke-azz loser! He’ll prolly pull a tab off some discarded beer can since that is all a loser like him can afford. But it’s luuuuuuuuvvvv, so it’s OK… And so, there will be two trolls under a bridge where only one had dwelt.
ROFLMAO
I have decided to vomit. I shall have to meet with my shiny commode presently, to discuss the particulars of these impending nuptials.
Miss S?
I have this feeling her number begins 1-900…..
That’s what inflatable dolls say when you try to penetrate them. Sssssssssssssssssssssss…
If she says yes, the S stands for Stupid!
Considering she’s [probably getting $19.00 for three minutes, it’ll be the longest Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss in history.
Thanks of the beer on the monitor.
One relationship tip for Lud, do not spend so much time on the internet. Kind of win/win for us too! LOL .
Just think! Now they can help Mother Gaia even more by SHARING that single square of TP! If that ain’t luuuuuuv….
On a more serious note, if this broad is actually a living and breathing kind, not the inflatable kind, she must be awfully desperate.
It’s hard to imagine an intelligent adult woman putting up with the kind of bullshit this dipwad puts out in response to everything. Nobody has that kind of patience, unless they’re trapped somehow, perhaps a quadriplegic strapped to a bed, blinking their eyes to try and communicate. “She’s a great listener, my lovely S.” Yes, she’s listening…until she figures out a way to cut the power to her life-support.
LVQ gushing again. Slopping and oozing emotion. I hope that marriage in meatspace will mean that he doesn’t smear his emotional secretions on the internet quite as much as he does now. Maazel Tov, LVQ. No more embarrassing S & M fantasies with Floral Giraffe. Maybe FG will find herself a new crush.