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Romeo, Romeo…Can You Hear Me Now?

August 13, 2010

Ludwig really is trying to be the court jester over there:

So this turd proposes over the blinking phone, and then runs off to LGF to tell the innerwebz about it?

Uhh….yeah. And somebody needs to warn him that that’s TFK’s daughter.

  1. Typicalwhitey
    August 13, 2010 at 10:40 pm | #1

    Seriously? That is TFK’s daughter??

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 13, 2010 at 10:42 pm | #2

      No, but imagine bringing Quacky home to meet daddy TFK. :twisted:

      • August 14, 2010 at 12:45 am | #3

        tfk might stake lud out on a bed of fireants and spread honey all over him. haha

    • Grimcargo
      August 14, 2010 at 7:37 am | #4

      I hope she’s got some long arms.

  2. My Little Ponytail
    August 13, 2010 at 10:43 pm | #5

    Hey Lood. No point in all this serene lovey-dovey shit. The world ends in 2012.

    Your prophet said it’s already too late. :twisted:

    • poteen
      August 14, 2010 at 2:06 am | #6

      Yup. Billions will die ,Lud. Why bother with love and life.Bring no happiness into this doomed world. What a twat you are.

    • vagabond trader
      August 14, 2010 at 7:23 am | #7

      Now that is downright mean. :mrgreen:

  3. August 13, 2010 at 10:56 pm | #8

    Don’t be hatin’- he’s and internet lover AND and internet fighter…

  4. Crashnburn01
    August 13, 2010 at 11:26 pm | #9

    Shouldn’t the Chunky Blogger ™ be mocking Luddie for succumbing to a paleo-religious ceromony? After all, the mocking of anything religious (well, except for Islam any more) seems to be the fat tools M.O. these days…

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 13, 2010 at 11:55 pm | #10

      Not only that, how uncool can you get, having a hetero relationship. I mean, like this is the 21st century, and we’ve evolved past heterosexuality…

  5. Formercorpsman
    August 13, 2010 at 11:44 pm | #13

    The title is hilarious. Shit!

  6. August 14, 2010 at 1:47 am | #14

    OK, it’s official- by using the be-mulleted malamute’s own logic, Charles Johnson is a 9/11 Truther. As you can see, he’s started pimping LGF stories over here.

    http://beforeitsnews.com/stories/by/0000000000008080

    Along with 9/11 Truther gems like this:
    http://beforeitsnews.com/story/135/496/New_9_11_3D_Analysis_Suggests_Top_Secret_Device_Hit_World_Trade_Center.html

    • Philip_Daniel
      August 14, 2010 at 2:50 am | #15

      “9/11 Truther”

      It was the MuJewhadeen of Hamassad who did it! /

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 14, 2010 at 9:39 am | #16

      He jumped that shark when he threw himself on his sword for Van Jones.

  7. doppelganger
    August 14, 2010 at 2:10 am | #17

    who can think of marriage when BILLIONS ARE GOING TO DIE !!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Heracles
    August 14, 2010 at 7:46 am | #18

    Lewd-wig – that means you are going to have to have sex. Are you up for it?

    • Princess Natasha
      August 14, 2010 at 8:38 am | #19

      Dude! You’re talking about a guy(?) who has to take the blue V-pill just to keep from pissing on his shoes. It doesn’t help much, he pisses in his pants, regardless. Well, at least his mother won’t have to wash his nasty unmentionables any more. He’s got some mail-order blind circus freak to take care of it now. ROTFLMAO. Mutants in love… There is something utterly disgusting and disturbing about it… Here is hoping they are too stupid to breed.

  9. Princess Natasha
    August 14, 2010 at 8:41 am | #20

    “See” about the ring? What a pathetic, broke-azz loser! He’ll prolly pull a tab off some discarded beer can since that is all a loser like him can afford. But it’s luuuuuuuuvvvv, so it’s OK… And so, there will be two trolls under a bridge where only one had dwelt.

    • grimcargo
      August 14, 2010 at 11:11 am | #21

      ROFLMAO

  10. garycooper
    August 14, 2010 at 10:02 am | #22

    I have decided to vomit. I shall have to meet with my shiny commode presently, to discuss the particulars of these impending nuptials.

  11. Arachne
    August 14, 2010 at 11:20 am | #23

    Miss S?

    I have this feeling her number begins 1-900…..

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 14, 2010 at 11:23 am | #24

      That’s what inflatable dolls say when you try to penetrate them. Sssssssssssssssssssssss…

  12. DEZ
    August 14, 2010 at 12:36 pm | #25

    If she says yes, the S stands for Stupid!

    • Arachne
      August 14, 2010 at 12:47 pm | #26

      Considering she’s [probably getting $19.00 for three minutes, it’ll be the longest Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss in history.

      • My Little Ponytail
        August 14, 2010 at 9:22 pm | #27

        Thanks of the beer on the monitor.

  13. snowcrash
    August 14, 2010 at 3:25 pm | #28

    One relationship tip for Lud, do not spend so much time on the internet. Kind of win/win for us too! LOL .

  14. Princess Natasha
    August 14, 2010 at 5:02 pm | #29

    Just think! Now they can help Mother Gaia even more by SHARING that single square of TP! If that ain’t luuuuuuv….

    On a more serious note, if this broad is actually a living and breathing kind, not the inflatable kind, she must be awfully desperate.

    • Garycooper
      August 14, 2010 at 6:58 pm | #30

      It’s hard to imagine an intelligent adult woman putting up with the kind of bullshit this dipwad puts out in response to everything. Nobody has that kind of patience, unless they’re trapped somehow, perhaps a quadriplegic strapped to a bed, blinking their eyes to try and communicate. “She’s a great listener, my lovely S.” Yes, she’s listening…until she figures out a way to cut the power to her life-support.

  15. Overlook
    August 15, 2010 at 6:43 am | #31

    LVQ gushing again. Slopping and oozing emotion. I hope that marriage in meatspace will mean that he doesn’t smear his emotional secretions on the internet quite as much as he does now. Maazel Tov, LVQ. No more embarrassing S & M fantasies with Floral Giraffe. Maybe FG will find herself a new crush.

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