The new LudwigVanQuixote Award
I hereby bestow this award to LvQ for supporting the Hamasque, his attacks against good people, his attacks against members and commenters of this site and The Blogmocracy, his insane support of AGW, his marxist view of damn near everything, and the shit that comes out of his Neanderthal brain is more shit than even the Augean Stables contained at its peak. Heracles couldn’t find a river large enough to clean out the filth that LvQ spouts on a normal day.
Ludwig, you are a traitor to the Jewish People for your support of the Hamasque, which will reach some 15 stories. It will be well above the buildings between it and the WTC pit. No doubt the best offices and ‘viewing rooms’ will be near the top, so jihadist tourism gets the best views.
Jews like you and people that act like you sent other Jews to their death in Nazi occupied Europe. So don’t hide behind the Old Testament and think you are holier than the rest of us, you filthy lying sack of shit. If the jihadis take control of this country, they will be coming after you, make no mistake.
Now go back to your sandbox, little man.
Ohhh… and your religion of CAGW is coming to a slow, public, humiliating end.
Clean that cage now.
He’s a supporter of Hizballah as well.
What the fuck? Where did he state this?
I’m still stunned that someone who expresses as much angst as Squid could wish a death by ectopic pregnancy on a woman because she disagrees with him. What a sicko. Might require a second award.
He also thinks an ectopic pregnancy is an aboration…which it isn’t. He is an idiot. A blooming one too.
And he also doesn’t even understand the Bible or Torah whichever he is reading.
You just can’t fix stupid and he is stupid squared by a million.
Always on the internet yet he has a girlfriend …. I wonder what his so-called girlfriend would think of his abnormal hate towards another woman. Sure fine disagree with Sarah Palin…it is your right….but to wish harm and other hateful and disgraceful things upon her is not a guy I would EVER want to be even near. Not that I would even be afraid of such a coward. And since he is on the computer 24/7 I suspect that not many people men and women alike wish to be near him.
Ludwig would be a perfect member of the Reich.
Nah…..too much of a coward. As long as he can hide behind a computer screen..sure he thinks he’s tough..but even hiding behind the computer
screen he comes off as a low-life coward. His toughness is in his mind
only. In real life, that is IF he has a life he is probably very mouseish.
“Oberkapo?” Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Uber-Capon.
hmmm, never thought of that, a castrated rooster. bwahahha
Lewdwig is a total jackoff.
He’s really a low life!
Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God’s love be with you
Camera cuts to a Ludwig Von Quixote, shopping around online after flaming LGF posters who don’t think Khalid Sheikh Mohammed should be tried in civilian court:
LVQ: So many prices….I might need some help…
[suddenly, the glass breaks on his window and William Shatner acrobatically tumbles through and assumes a martial-arts stance]
Chours: PRICE LINE NEGO-TI-ATOR!
Shatner: Looks like you could use a hand. What….seems to be the trouble?
LVQ: Well, these little fascists on teH internet have the audacity to disagree with my clearly nuanced and obviously expert opinion.
Shatner: I see…so you think a treating them to a qucik getaway vacation could bring them around to your point of view?
LVQ: [incredulously] Are you stupid, you fucking fascist idiot? I want to be far away from these people…
Shatner: Well, if you want to get away from all of that, Priceline lets you name your own price on all kinds of airfare, hotels and-
LVQ: Fuck that- you Zionist stooge. You really are dense, aren’t you? The problem isn’t with me. It’s with those people. I’m not going to allow these right-wing fascist Republican Bircher tea bagging loonies besmirch my country, which I fight for tooth and nail on teH internet, to tell me what to do….
Shatner: I see-
LVQ [rambling, almost oblivious to Shatner's presence] Even the phony patriots who think that their military service makes them some sort of expert on issues like logistics and strategy. I mean, I’m the one who alerted the world to the dangers of AGW! Not these phony patriots with their fake kinship with the Constituion or Armed Forces…
Shatner: [in a patronizing, incredulous manner] Go on….
LVQ: Ugh! It just makes me so mad that these stupid little peons don’t take my brilliant word at face value! [srolling through computer screen, mumbling to himself] let’s see….Bagua, Fenway Nation, GuanXi88, soxfan4life, Sasquatch on Steroids, Erik the Red, Syrah, Blue Canuck….oh yes…..all of them will need to go.
[turns to Shatner]….does your company do one-way group rates to Pyongyang?
[Camera cuts to a disinterested Shatner thumbing through Sarah Palin's biography] Hm? Me? [pauses hesitantly, with a 'Don't know how I say this nicely, but you're a fucking idiot' tone in his voice] You know what….? It sounds like you need more help than the Price Line Negotiator coul-
Chorus [interrupting]: PRICE LINE NE-GO-TI-ATOR!
Shatner [mildly annoyed, but continuing]: could ever hope to provide.
[suddenly the wall crumbles and a formidable looking asian man reminiscent of Odd Job bursts through the hole in a dramatic explosion of plaster and dust, ready to menace and intimidate]
Shatner [stoically]: That’s OK, No Fee. There’s nothing we can do here. [To LVQ] We’ll just let ourselves out.
Very nice.
Has GuanXi88 been banned?
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The new line going around the me-hating blogs is that I’m “jealous” of Pamela Geller.
Apparently, most of these people never emotionally graduated from the 8th grade.
What in God’s name would you have to be jealous of HER for? She’s got 5 people that visit her site?
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Heh.
Let’s see what Alexa has to say about that
1) Atlas Shrugs
Atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com is ranked #25,103 in the world according to the three-month Alexa traffic rankings. While the site is ranked #8,032 in the US, where we estimate that 56% of its visitors are located, it is also popular in Norway, where it is ranked #3,316. It has a relatively good traffic rank in the cities of Harderwijk (#25), Kopervik (#28), and Albany-Schenectady-Troy (#1,996). Visitors to Atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com view 1.5 unique pages each day on average, and approximately 18% of visits to it are referred by search engines.
and now…
2) Johnsontown
There are 38,493 sites with a better three-month global Alexa traffic rank than Littlegreenfootballs.com. The site has a relatively good traffic rank in the cities of Albany-Schenectady-Troy (#725) and Little Rock-Pine Bluff (#1,082). Relative to the overall population of internet users, the site’s users tend to browse from school and home, and they tend to be higher-income men aged 45–55 and over 65 who have more children. Littlegreenfootballs.com has a bounce rate of roughly 60% (i.e., 60% of visits consist of only one pageview). This site belongs to the “Weblogs” category of internet sites.
And that, as they say, is p0wnage.
And that is one of the reasons why Herr Chuckholz is jealously obsessed with Pam.
And that is that.
Not to mention that Geller has a nicer rack than either the Mad King or his pet rodent.
Speaking of the frigid ferret, her life partner says she looks like this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nbphotoflash/4001625487/
But who wins between the latter two.
Traffic stats tell the story. What a moron. He continues to own himself, but then he’s not a fan of reason. Or logic. Or convictions. LMAO
And reason is not a fan of his, as he reminds us.
YEAH! All the cool kids are falling all over themselves to show up on Alan Colmes’ radio show on FOX radio….
There are tons of reasons for Chunkles to be resentful against Pam. One of them– un-Mata HairyHag. He sees pics of Pam on the internet, gets all excited, then his eyes fall on the HairyHag’s saggy wrinkly carcass and he flips the hell out. I’d venture a guess un-Mata HairyHag is at least a three-bagger, but if you also include the smell… OMFG, biohazard suits for everyone!
you do have a way with words, natasha. LOL!
He’s met her, so he knows how beautiful she is in person. And he’ll never touch that. It eats him up!
Chuck’s jealous of Pam’s rack. What he doesn’t get as that to steer right, every rack needs a pinion. And Chuck’s certainly entitled to his own pinion.
I’ll refrain from commenting on that ‘kapo’-shit.
Charles jacks off every night to photo of Pam Geller.
But where did it go?
LVQ should be banned from LGF for wishing an ectopic pregnancy on Sarah Palin. What a terrible thing to say!
That just gets him special status, like Cato.
What do you expect from that little nazi anyways?