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Ride the Decline

August 20, 2010

An update on the traffic at the BVoAF. From Quantcast:

Applying the Phil Jones/Ludwig van Quacksalot method of statistical hokus-pokus to this we get a secular trend of ZOMG!!!!!111ponies!!!111 with a standard deviation of 11ty!!!!111.

Update:

Just to be a dick, I’ll show here for comparison Pam Geller’s stats:

There’s your hockey stick.

  1. Voltaires Crack
    August 20, 2010 at 3:04 pm | #1

    Man oh man. A picture is worth a thousand words. Looks like there’s a regular old traffic ice age underway.

    How the fauxtraged have fallen. The trend runs parallel with Obama’s approval rating, doesn’t it? Hmmmmm.

    And now the stockpile of ‘look at me/click over here’ arrows in his quiver are nearly gone. Expect increasingly frothy turbulence from here on out.

    He’s really that irrelevant now…. Wow. Just. Wow.

  2. Voltaires Crack
    August 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm | #2

    lapyx, a suggestion to consider.

    I just went over to Quantcast to do a little additional research. According to the demographics below the traffic chart, there is something very interesting. Very interesting.

    If I’m not mistaken, more than even some accuse the GOP, Johnsontown would seem to be the place to go if you are the following: Old, Rich, White, Man.

    Perhaps the readers would like to see the demos as well?

  3. Heracles
    August 20, 2010 at 3:42 pm | #3

    Die LGF, Die!

  4. My Little Ponytail
    August 20, 2010 at 4:20 pm | #4

    You can identify events. The spikes are chuck’s flounces, which got very transient notice in the left blogosphere. The two big dropoffs, April 09 and October 09 are both associated with purges. Since then, it’s been a very gradual decline punctuated with ejaculations of left-wing lunacy.

  5. buzzsawmonkey
    August 20, 2010 at 4:27 pm | #5

    Where’s the hockey stick?

  6. PeteP
    August 20, 2010 at 4:46 pm | #6

    Now, compare his traffic to Atlas Shrugs and Jihad Watch. The latter two blogs have run all over lgf in terms of traffic. Truth wins out over lies.

  7. Dr. Rip Studwell
    August 20, 2010 at 4:48 pm | #7

    Stupid question but what does BVoAF stand for?

    • DEZ
      August 20, 2010 at 5:01 pm | #8

      Blog Version of Animal Farm.

  8. Lily
    August 20, 2010 at 6:59 pm | #9

    No wonder he is trying to sell the cookbooks and calendars….yet no one is buying.
    I do suspect he will purge more that do not agree with him as his crazy continues.

    • Big Fat Johnson
      August 20, 2010 at 11:13 pm | #10

      ohhhhh….. the calendars with the…. the… the photos!!!

      The photos…. what can one say?

      Here’s some advice Chub….

      “If you, an artist, the one who cannot manage figures,
      you look like an orator who cannot manage words.”
      Leonardo da Vinci

  9. Arachne
    August 20, 2010 at 7:00 pm | #11

    Damn, Buzz. Beat me to it.

  10. Arachne
    August 20, 2010 at 7:01 pm | #12

    “He’s dead, Jim.”

  11. DEZ
    August 20, 2010 at 7:12 pm | #13

    buzzsawmonkey :
    Where’s the hockey stick?

    Lewd is riding it again….

  12. Heracles
    August 20, 2010 at 7:35 pm | #14

    Lily :
    No wonder he is trying to sell the cookbooks and calendars….yet no one is buying.
    I do suspect he will purge more that do not agree with him as his crazy continues.

    Since the year is almost 3/4ths over are the calendars marked down to 33 cents?

  13. tunnelrat
    August 20, 2010 at 9:51 pm | #15

    It would be interesting to see LGF’s web traffic in it’s heyday, like maybe 2005. I’m sure that it would have dwarfed what he has right now. Talk about mismanagement!! He took a premier blog and turned it into a caustic chat room filled with unemployed slugs and mentally ill people who are obsessed with kissing his ass. It is truly gratifying to see him begging his cult members to hit the tip jar or “subscribe” to LGF. Heh!

  14. mattm
    August 20, 2010 at 10:15 pm | #16

    I knew it was bad, but to see haw fast it has declined is amazing. Though one has to ask is Quantcast racist/bigoted/a neo-nazi/AGW denier or a wingnut for disagreeing with teh Charles.

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