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Chuckie’s got the Cat Scratch Fever

August 26, 2010

All Hail Ted!

  1. Arachne
    August 26, 2010 at 5:53 pm | #1

    Boy, his jealousy of successful people knows no bounds. Ted Nugent, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer.

    How’s that tip jar, Chuckles. Oh, and I heard back from Amazon, tootsie. They are “investigating” that review your minion published.

  2. Iron Fist
    August 26, 2010 at 5:54 pm | #2

    Go Ted! I mean, the man hunts bears with a bow and arrow. Chuckie might want to hide his un-matted hairy…

    • passionate conservative
      August 27, 2010 at 12:07 pm | #3

      Chuckles has no hair. That’s a wig he wears. Helps him get in touch with his feminine side. Well, that and the seatless bicycle…

  3. PeteP
    August 26, 2010 at 5:56 pm | #4

    Ted Nugent is a legend and he has every right to think what he wants about Barry. And Chuck couldn’t help himself by throwing in a white supremacist smear. And there’s hardly a day that goes by at LGF without some sighting of a “white supremacist”, from the AZ Sheriff, to Sarah Palin’s book-writer, to the folks at PJM, RS McCain, EDL, Washington Times and on and on….

  4. August 26, 2010 at 6:03 pm | #5

    Arachne :

    Boy, his jealousy of successful people knows no bounds. Ted Nugent, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer.

    How’s that tip jar, Chuckles. Oh, and I heard back from Amazon, tootsie. They are “investigating” that review your minion published.

    All hail Amazon!

  5. Arachne
    August 26, 2010 at 6:04 pm | #6

    And, um, Ted gets a lot of bookings on national shows. I want to be there when he rips your tired lame ass a new hole, Chuckie. You’re not even a has-been in the grand scheme of the music business; you’re a never-was.

  6. Arachne
    August 26, 2010 at 6:05 pm | #7

    Of course, Ted could revenge himself in the cruelest way possible – he could completely ignore Jazzy Chaz for the demented fool he is.

    Greg Gutfeld: “Would you like to comment on Charles Johnson, Ted?”

    Ted: “Now, Greg, you and I were both brought up that it isn’t right to make fun of mental defectives….”

    • Iron Fist
      August 26, 2010 at 6:07 pm | #8

      I doubt seriously he knows who Charles Johnson is. “Do you know who I am?!?!?” “Um, well, actually, no…”

      • Arachne
        August 26, 2010 at 6:11 pm | #9

        If you mentioned his name at the Grammy’s, they’d probably think he was the guy who took their invitation at the door.

        But he’s got a GOLD record! So does my ex-husband, Chaz. And he never stepped a foot out of the studio.

  7. Arachne
    August 26, 2010 at 6:07 pm | #10

    Of course, Jazzy Chaz, he didn’t publish a thread that proclaimed secret Nazi symbols on a state flag, as I recall….

  8. Roger
    August 26, 2010 at 6:33 pm | #11

    Usually I pop popcorn in the winter months. Making an exception; this’ll be fun!

  9. tunnelrat
    August 26, 2010 at 6:48 pm | #12

    Gotta love Ted!! Not sure where he lives these days, but I doubt that calls The Peoples Republic of Kalifornia his home.

  10. August 26, 2010 at 6:52 pm | #13

    tunnelrat :

    Gotta love Ted!! Not sure where he lives these days, but I doubt that calls The Peoples Republic of Kalifornia his home.

    he lives outside of Ann Arbor MI

  11. Voltaires Crack
    August 26, 2010 at 7:42 pm | #14

    Arachne :
    Boy, his jealousy of successful people knows no bounds. Ted Nugent, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer.
    How’s that tip jar, Chuckles. Oh, and I heard back from Amazon, tootsie. They are “investigating” that review your minion published.

    It looks like the review has been obliterated if I’m looking in the right place. Good job!!!

    • Arachne
      August 26, 2010 at 7:58 pm | #15

      You are, it has, and I’m going to check it every six hours or so for the next couple of days to make sure Asshat and the Stumblebums don’t try to duplicate it.

      When it comes to libeling her friends, Arachne don’t play!

    • doppelganger
      August 26, 2010 at 7:59 pm | #16

      Oblitereted from amazon, that is.

      but the screen capture lives on

  12. Voltaires Crack
    August 26, 2010 at 8:03 pm | #17

    Arachne :
    You are, it has, and I’m going to check it every six hours or so for the next couple of days to make sure Asshat and the Stumblebums don’t try to duplicate it.
    When it comes to libeling her friends, Arachne don’t play!

    I’m waiting for those in Johnsontown to scream 1st-amendment-takey-backy crap about Amazon as Chuckholz continues to use his thread-shredder to delete anything he disagrees with. Juveniles.

  13. Philip_Daniel
    August 26, 2010 at 8:42 pm | #18

    Waiting for CJ or one of his minions to go the childish route and call Ted Nugent “Ted Nugget”…

    You know, they think crap like that is “funny”.

  14. poteen
    August 26, 2010 at 9:11 pm | #19

    White Supremacist, Racist, Bigot, Neo Nazi.

    I think he draws these randomly out of a hat whenever he’s jealous of someone with more success or bigger boobs than him.
    The only ones more pathetic are the ‘Neo Hitler Youth’ who think he’s some kind of crusader for truth in blogging. Anything but. Just a mouthy coward who spews his own hatred from a safe haven.
    As to his one claim to fame…. Fake but accurate is likely quite accurate.
    GWB didn’t show up in 1973 for a flight physical, to qualify for flight time he was never going to get because so many pilots were returning from VN as it wound down.
    I know this because I was trying to get in to flight training at that exact time.
    He didn’t show. A lot of guys didn’t show. And at the time nobody cared nor should they now.

  15. poteen
    August 26, 2010 at 9:12 pm | #20

    And Ted’s a better guitar player than him!!!!

  16. Speranza
    August 26, 2010 at 9:25 pm | #21

    poteen :
    And Ted’s a better guitar player than him!!!!

    well he is no Jimi Hendrix that is for shit sure.

  17. Heracles
    August 26, 2010 at 9:26 pm | #22

    I guess Charlie likes The Dixie Chicks.

    • My Little Ponytail
      August 26, 2010 at 10:19 pm | #23

      Or Chicks with Dicks.

  18. Philip_Daniel
    August 26, 2010 at 10:08 pm | #24

    Heracles :
    I guess Charlie likes The Dixie Chicks.

    “I guess Charlie likes The Dixie Chicks.”

    But Dixie is RACIST!

    • August 26, 2010 at 10:33 pm | #25

      I think Chuck likes Chicks with Dicksies.

  19. Kos Laughs At Chuckles
    August 26, 2010 at 10:22 pm | #26

    seriously, watching fatass go from one meme to another in an attempt to lure somebody into a fight so that he could get attention is really pathetic. His WAPO moment was a joke, and the love from Ben Smith at Politico is fleeting, so he is back to nothing but trying to start fights with others.

    And why was it when Pam and Robert were in LA to promote the book, Brave Sir Charles failed to go and debate them or send any of his dwindling band of losers to crash the event? I guess the pocket change entry fee was too much for the New Lizards.

    Problem is, Geller and Spencer are successful, and Ted Nugent is a legend who has sold millions of records while Chuckles was carrying in the band equipment for others. Ted should be smart enough to ignore a pimple on the ass of a roach like Chuckles, because you never want to punch down.

    Oh well. But the sadistic part of me hopes Nugent rips him a third orifice.

  20. Kos Laughs At Chuckles
    August 26, 2010 at 10:28 pm | #27

    oh, and Chuckie’s attempts to link that art student/cabbie slasher to the tea party is a leap of logic even for him

  21. snowcrash
    August 26, 2010 at 10:47 pm | #28

    Nugent rocked out the Star Spangled Banner at the Alamo tea party last year. He looks like he knows how to have fun. LOL

  22. livefreeor die
    August 26, 2010 at 10:52 pm | #29

    Oh noes! Nugent once played a concert in South Carolina. And South Carolina was-wait for it-part of the Confederacy!! Need Chuck connect the dots more…
    //

  23. The Osprey
    August 27, 2010 at 12:31 am | #30

    He’s been deriding a lot of people as “macho” lately. His testosterone count must be slipping.

  24. August 27, 2010 at 12:34 am | #33

    More evidence that Obama is Muslim

    Even more evidence that Obama is Muslim

    It’s Obozo’s own actions that convince me.

  25. August 27, 2010 at 12:36 am | #34

    livefreeor die :Oh noes! Nugent once played a concert in South Carolina. And South Carolina was-wait for it-part of the Confederacy!! Need Chuck connect the dots more…//

    I’m IN SC right now, and I’ve been running in secessionist circles for over a decade. Secession is the way to go.

    Oh, and by the way, we are NOT looking to reinstitute slavery.
    Our objective is to restore liberty for EVERYONE.

  26. The Osprey
    August 27, 2010 at 12:47 am | #35

    Better a “hackneyed macho rock star” than a washed up, has been jazz musician, pony-tailed douchebag.

    The Nuge still rocks.

  27. Philip_Daniel
    August 27, 2010 at 5:58 am | #36

    doppelganger :
    amazon

    Don’t you mean “al-Manzor”? Gotta attribute everything to Islam nowadays, you know…

  28. GrandJunctionite
    August 27, 2010 at 10:02 am | #37

    Another lame assed attempt by CJ to boost his hit count. How Pathetic. No matter how hard you try to look like him selrahC, you will never be the Great White Buffalo.

  29. garycooper
    August 27, 2010 at 11:18 am | #38

    King Minos :

    tunnelrat :
    Gotta love Ted!! Not sure where he lives these days, but I doubt that calls The Peoples Republic of Kalifornia his home.

    he lives outside of Ann Arbor MI

    No, Ted moved to Texas a few years ago, for obvious reasons. Has a huge ranch out there, and lots of room to hunt.

    Glad Amazon snubbed his idiots, and his campaign o’ pathetic jealousy. What an incredible assclown he has become!

  30. kansas
    August 27, 2010 at 11:34 am | #39

    I think I am going to go ahead and purchase tickets to Charles Johnson’s concert so I can enjoy his guitar playing……..what……….he has no concert? Well I’ll just get his CD……….what……..no CD either. You know, you’d almost think he actually didn’t write a book that was a best seller on Amazon…………what? Well I’ll be damned.

    • Arachne
      August 27, 2010 at 11:43 am | #40

      Of course you can always go over and join his No. 1 natinal security blog….oh, wait…

  31. Overlook
    August 27, 2010 at 11:48 am | #41

    I thought that it had been established that Obama is a Muslim manque?

  32. spaceallah
    August 27, 2010 at 4:57 pm | #42

    Not only is Ted Nugent smarter than CJ, he’s a far better guitar player. Nugent rawks. CJ … not so much.

  33. spaceallah
    August 27, 2010 at 4:59 pm | #43

    Arachne :
    Of course, Ted could revenge himself in the cruelest way possible – he could completely ignore Jazzy Chaz for the demented fool he is.
    Greg Gutfeld: “Would you like to comment on Charles Johnson, Ted?”

    Ted: Who?

  34. August 27, 2010 at 9:22 pm | #44

    I said this on Twitter, and I’ll say it here: I’ll take Ted Nugent any day of the week over 10,000 jazz guitarists like @Lizardoid.

    I also ended the tweet with a very simple #lgfsucks.

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