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Is Cato preparing to take the Shahada?

August 27, 2010

Cato is now openly talking about rejecting Jesus. He has spoken highly of Islam recently, so that leaves a question. Will he soon take the Shahada?

The plot thickens!

  1. Arachne
    August 27, 2010 at 9:50 am | #1

    Jesus is probably just as happy to have a misogynist turd like you jump ship, there, Cato. I know if I were Jesus, I wouldn’t want someone like you telling people you believed in ME.

  2. nil stooge
    August 27, 2010 at 9:53 am | #2

    Meanwhile, still waiting for the appearance of Cato’s promised, magnus opus epic poem The Catacombs, the exception that may prove his own rule:

    8- (reply to 7 ) Cato the Elder [Thu, Aug 26, 2010 11:44:33pm ] 1 reply
    Cato’s Third Corollary on the Law of Suckage:
    “Once in an aeon, someone sucks so badly that his work becomes Art.”

    • August 27, 2010 at 6:28 pm | #3

      If “Cato’s 3rd Corollary on the Law of Suckage” is even one-tenth true, then Cato is a fucking Rembrandt.

  3. garycooper
    August 27, 2010 at 10:50 am | #4

    This “people are going to DIE!”-theme at LGF is really getting out of hand. How many people, Cato? Billions, perhaps?

    Such silliness pales in comparison to Chunky’s latest Rather-Moment, yesterday’s full-on indictment of “Checkpoint Chuckles” as a right-wing bigot. Billions will laugh at you, Chunky! Can you hear them? They’re laughing right now! :)

    • August 27, 2010 at 8:33 pm | #5

      Last I checked, the death rate is still one to a customer. And considering that there are upwards of six billion people alive at the moment, it’s a safe bet that over six billion people will eventually die.

  4. kansas
    August 27, 2010 at 11:36 am | #6

    Looks like Cato got his hand off his dick from whacking off to posters of Sarah Palin to type something even more hateful than usual.

  5. Arachne
    August 27, 2010 at 11:41 am | #7

    What by what bastard is going to make people die? Is this related to that reference yesterday on the Deuce that GWB needs to call his pastor to tell him to stop doing something? What the eff did I miss THIS time?

    • nil stooge
      August 27, 2010 at 11:56 am | #8

      Yes, that’s it. The loozards are focused like laser beams on the existential threat of Christian violence. After all, eliminate Christian/Western provocation and Muslim violence vanishes, doncha’ know. ///

  6. Heracles
    August 27, 2010 at 12:01 pm | #9

    How would Christianity ever survive the loss of Ned from Baltimore?

  7. passionate conservative
    August 27, 2010 at 12:10 pm | #10

    Inshallah, Cato, you will don the martyr vest, and in a tourettes fit, press the plunger before you exit your mom’s basement.

  8. My Little Ponytail
    August 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm | #11

    C’mon, Ned. Say it:

    There’s is no blogmaster but Charles, and Killgore is his messenger.

    Repeat 3x.

  9. August 27, 2010 at 12:44 pm | #12

    My Little Ponytail :
    C’mon, Ned. Say it:
    There’s is no blogmaster but Charles, and Killgore is his messenger.
    Repeat 3x.

    LOL!

  10. The Original
    August 27, 2010 at 2:04 pm | #13

    Reject Jesus Christ? I don’t see any proof that he ever accepted Jesus Christ.

  11. Philip_Daniel
    August 27, 2010 at 10:41 pm | #14

    nil stooge :
    Yes, that’s it. The loozards are focused like laser beams on the existential threat of Christian violence. After all, eliminate Christian/Western provocation and Muslim violence vanishes, doncha’ know. ///

    Correct. If not for the Zionists and Evangelicals, the Muslims wouldn’t have been forced to conquer Cordoba, Barcelona, Lisbon, Narbonne, Traetto, Palermo, Bari, Catanzaro, Amantea, San Severino, Taranto, Brindisi, Tarsus, Ankara, Constantinople, Belgrade, Sarajevo, Skopje, Feodosiya, Vinnytsia, Akkerman, Otranto, Chişinău, Constanta, Bucharest, Tblisi, Chyhyryn, Podgorica, Pristina, Sofia, Budapest, Eger Nove Zamky, Filikovo, Eisenstadt, Perchtoldsdorf, Odessa, Azov, and Timişoara.

  12. Princess Natasha
    August 29, 2010 at 8:41 am | #15

    OMFG… ROTFLMAO… Cato the Old Feeble Fucktard is gonna yodel the Shahada?! Tell ya what… I’d hate to be the guys who have to park their prayer rugs behind him in a mosque. That noxious old bastard’s farts would probably set off fire alarms and be declared a terrorist act. Rotten old buzzard!

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