Guest Post: Ludwig the Genius explains ENERGY
September 2, 2010
Hello dare. I’m here to explain to all you idiots who don’t know algebra how ENERGY works. Or well, never mind how it works, just do what I say, becaus I’m a genius.
So shut up and listen. You see, it all started whith some evil oil companies.
You see the devil? Ahah! That’s the problem! I’ll tell you the whole story.
So dare. Oil iz from da devil. And all we needs is some good, sound science, and it’ll all be fixed.
And dat’s how we solve the energy thingy.
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This zit faced punk is a cut and paste man.
Go back to playing D&D son. You aren’t ready to eat at the grownups table just yet
Here’s a thought, Quack Quack. There are something like 47 million cars in this country that run on gasoline. Oil is also basic in the production of plastics and other goods. We aren’t going to wake up tomorrow morning and suddenly find that all those cars run on water vapor. We aren’t going to suddenly NOT need plastic. Oil is plentiful, and it is only through the intercession of environmentalist wackos like yourself, who have impeded domestic LAND oil exploration and production, not to mention making it virtually impossible to build more refineries so that gasoline remains relatively expensive and prices are held hostage to the seasonal shutdowns and the ever-present natural dangers that can severely cripple gasoline production.
Oh, and those fabulous hybrids are some of the most expensive cars on the market. I certainly can’t afford one and I make a good salary. Why don’t you and the rest of environmental nazis get your collective heads out of your collective asses and leave the rest of us alone. More and more people are believing that AGW is nothing more than an attempt to control the populace and make laws institutionalizing a belief.
He’s gotta finish Pokemon first.
when I see environmentalists walking everywhere I’ll pay attention.
May I say that I really enjoyed this post?
Great entertainment, and factual!
Seconded.
Awesome! LOL!
“when people worry much more about food, water and shelter than they do about oil”
This just sums it up; it really does. Food, water, and shelter, for this many people, this quickly, this efficiently, and this cleanly, DEPENDS on oil.
You think people worry about food? If your apocalyptic-death-porno comes true, and food, water, and shelter are in short supply, are we going to give thanks for all our SOLAR reserves to move that food around from place to place, or power the water treatment plants; pumps, factories, etc?
I haven’t heard of one single building yet that was constructed through solar or wind power. This guy is an ivory-tower-dwelling dickhead.
Actully., I think Lewd Squid the Mad is a basement dweller. He isn’t near as smart nor educated as he pretends to be. If you look, he sounds very much like that nutcase who took hostages yesterday. I’d bet they have more than a passing resembalence to one another in their lifestyles and life histories. Lewd Squid is a LOSER. These internet fantasies of himmself as the Great Professor are about as real as the caresses from the Talented and Inflatible Ms.S.
Iz Not.
Little Miss S
She’s a tiny lass
Until Ludwig goes to work
With a huff and a puff
till she’s had just enough
and is filled with his greenhouse gas
And then he sticks it up her [ahem]…
Henry Purcell must’ve been prescient…
How about some Scarlatti?
when did spare get the stick? (and why?)
I read he sent CJ an adios email. He left on his own.
Hey! Did we pick up the spare?
(Ducks because that joke was SO baaaaaad).
Take a good listen…
“as Roger last night to Jenny lay close”
“pulled out his budget and gave her a dose”
“with laughing she purged both before and behind”
“pills against wind, against tide”
I get a message saying the embedding is disabled. No sound?
Here’s the youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiNDh_dXXbY&feature=related
This is the typical discourse between Ludwig and Miss S…
Ludwig can’t forbear — hold still, Miss S.!
Thanks Snowcrash…. so, has Fat Fatty Fat acknowledged that the douchebag at the Discovery Channel hostage fiasco once smuggled illegal aliens into this country? Huh? Chunk? (Nice try about framing him as a conservative douchebag…) and Chunky, will you acknowledge the donations to Hamas by the co-signer of the Ground Zero Mosque?
No, you won’t…. it probably conflicts with your pony stroking mirror time.
(puke)
This…is postworthy.
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193 Charles Thu, Sep 2, 2010 5:39:52pm replyquote
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Psycho stalkers now featured writers at Pajamas Media:
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]
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Link goes to one of Zombie’s posts.
Hmmmmm. All I remember is Zombie geting banned. No stalking. No reply. Nada, except for a lot of piling on. The undead one said or did nothing in response to its banning yet the dictator of Johnsontown calls it a stalker.
Chuckholz. Is it fun being a liar? You know you are reading this and so are your little flying monkeys. Have you no shame. I piss on you.
Now zombie is a PSYCHO? Never has a person taken their banning by this wanker with more acquiescence. You could learn something from her, Chunky. In fact you could learn everything, since you had no trouble appropriating her work.
Anyone that’s been in Johnsontown knows that Zombie is not a stalker and that Chuk is lying.
Further, many of the geldings are reading this and, at certain lucid moments, know that their cult leader is full of it.
To those of you reading this (Matrix, NJHockeyguy, Dark Falcon, Reine, Hoosier, Cato, and the rest of the babbos) have the intellectual honesty to admit that your Capo di tutti capi is Oobatz and all of you are one inappropriate comment away from fanabala.
I guess he considers the fact Z never deleted all of the anti Chuckles comments that flowed after the banning last year as “psycho stalker” stuff.
But this does fit into his cult leader mentality where he can call the sky green, and woe to anyone who disagrees.
Ludwig is such a psychotic, I cannot believe he has “a microphone”. Only at LFG….
We will all read about Ludwig someday after he flips out and does something horrible.
I thought we did yesterday. LOL. Same eco zealotry.
same EMPTY zealotry…
You mean they don’t run on hope and change???
only at the toll booth…..
Not me – I use EZ Tag
Algebra? Alge-friggin-bra?! WTF… I studied that in 5th grade. How about this… If Lewd can prove to me he is comfortable with LINEAR algebra and differential equations, MAYBE I will abstain from ordering my pet hockey players to give him an Atomic Wedgie™…
He’s obsessed with al-jibr because of its name (despite the fact that it was invented by Greeks and Hindus, not Moslems).
algebra-schmalgebra….. Ludwig is an ignoramus. If he was such a brainchild, and if he had any class at all, he wouldn’t feel so obsessed with proving that he knows something that someone else doesn’t.
But, of course, he is so insecure with himself because he realizes he is a compleat nobody.
How else can one explain this loser’s behavior?
Such a douche nozzle….. he can’t raise a candle (nor can douchebag Cato – or Charles Johnson for that matter) what it means to successfully raise a child.
Each of these users thinks they are so smart when in fact they have no clue…. no meaningful clue.
Fuck you all.
The purse slap-fest continues
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351 Cato the Elder Thu, Sep 2, 2010 9:02:10pm replyquote
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No it is humorous but there is an aspect of anger here in that Cato had been something of a friend that i stood up for in the past.
If he keeps asking for a fight, he will get one.
I’m ready.
First of all, notice how the bully tag team of Jimmah and Iceweasel have been silent on this fight (so far)?
Secondly, what I see happening here is that Chuckles is letting this fight happen so that he can eventually toss Ned out and use something that may come out in this dispute as the impetus. LVQ looks like he is (wittingly or not) the bait to get Cato banned, so that Chuck can use the “I should have done this a long time ago” line that he has used whenever he dispatches a long time commenter who happened to be around before the Purge
Looks like Cato won the last round with the eco-fascist. Ludwig sniveled off in retreat, leaving Cato as the last man standing on the playground.
Prediction is that Ludwig comes back snarling in a bit but once again the gelding gets put in his place.
I’m not a tree-hugger, but LVQ has a point. Becoming more energy efficient, building windmills, smartgrids, and nuclear reactors, will help our economy in the long run. Of course oil and gas will still be needed, but at a much lower cost. (His mumbo jumbo about worrying about shelter etc. is stupid, but…) If the US were to gain independence from the fuel companies and countries, we could be completely self-reliant and life would be better for all of us.
Useful tip: Unless the US government decides that plutonium is no longer a boogyman, you won’t be building any new reactors. Smartgrids = higher payments for the average person, generally 2-4 times as much, and windmills are near useless unless you live in an area that has a constant supply of wind(despite the fact that they’re made using REM’s), and I can think of a lot of better uses for REM than windmills.
Bullshit. Nukes, yes. Windmills and the “smart grid” are a scam. And none of these have anything to do with transportation.
Yes he does have a point. Oil cannot last forever.
Therefore all this wishful thinking is real?
Nobody’s debating whether or not oil is going to terminate some day. Total straw man. But his complete faith in crash government programs and lack of faith in the market is juvenile.
If I was a horseman that had a gelding that performed like LVQ did, that particular equine would have a date with an adhesive production facility quicker than he/she/it could cross any given finish line.
Ludwig is just trying to help humanity. Ludwig, I’m sure I speak for many when I say I would greatly appreciate reading your bar mitzvah speech when you became a man. Apart from a few profanities, I am sure you have stayed true to your early genius. Perhaps you would also be kind enough to post your academic theses, accounts of your dreams, your diary entries, thank-you letters, shopping receipts, utility bills, school reports, whether you prefer paper or plastic, and what you do with your chewed gum. This information will furnish forth fascination for future generations. America awaits…
Dunno, oil is easy to make. There’s 700 years or more worth of coal(aka solid oil) just sitting around. And twice as much sitting in things like shale deposits. There’s 50k years worth of thorium(breeder base for uranium), and 300 years worth of natural uranium and 50 years worth of natural plutonium.
To expand on my previous post, the US will build no new reactors until it gets over the ‘plutonium boogyman’ factor. Because thorium breeders, create the precursors to plutonium. But really? There’s no shortage of raw fuel for well everything.
Do you really have to equate a hilarious cartoon character with a piece of crap commenter? That’s insulting to the cartoon character!
Anyway, here’s the best response to anything this LudwigVonQuixote says:
Of course the LVQ model would be top of the line.
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2010/08/06/british-engineers-develop-feces-powered-car/?test=latestnews