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So a couple of clowns are in a bar…….

September 2, 2010

In this fight between Lewd-wig and Cato I do not know who to root for, but on the merits I guess it will be Cato.

28 LudwigVanQuixote Wed, Sep 1, 2010 10:39:50pm

re: #25 Cato the Elder

The forces of evil + algebra will always be > the forces of good.

Because you can’t be Smart without algebra.

OK Cato, that’s like five threads you’ve dragged your butthurt into.

Do you really think people give a shit anymore?

39 Cato the Elder Wed, Sep 1, 2010 10:42:44pm

re: #28 LudwigVanQuixote

OK Cato, that’s like five threads you’ve dragged your butthurt into.

Do you really think people give a shit anymore?

I wish you a gifted but mathematically inept son into whose brain you try to beat your especially God-favored form of intelligence. He will weep to have you for a teacher.

40 LudwigVanQuixote Wed, Sep 1, 2010 10:43:16pm

re: #39 Cato the Elder

I wish you a gifted but mathematically inept son into whose brain you try to beat your especially God-favored form of intelligence. He will weep to have you for a teacher.

Give it a rest already you gimp.

81 LudwigVanQuixote Wed, Sep 1, 2010 10:55:58pm

re: #76 Cato the Elder

Fine. All the hot chicks are with us cunning linguists, anyway.

As if you’ve been laid in the past decade. That is a laugh. Dude just stop.

77 LudwigVanQuixote Wed, Sep 1, 2010 10:55:24pm

re: #69 Cato the Elder

I’ve got one.

You, on the other hand, now that I’m signing off, will immediately hare off to the swamp to grow even more enraged and engorged at the way they make fun of you over there.

No, I don’t think so. Why have you been heading over there some more because you miss your buddy Bagua? Dude, you know they hate you about as much as they hate me.

Get a grip and a clue, and please just stop it. You are making an ass of yourself.

  1. rarerightreporter
    September 2, 2010 at 1:50 pm | #1

    My father was a world-famous mathamatician. As a child, I was bounced on the laps of the mathamaticians behind the hydrogen bmomb. Believe me when I tell you these people are maddeningly precise thinkers.

    Ludwig, not so much.

    • rarerightreporter
      September 2, 2010 at 1:51 pm | #2

      Bomb, that is.

    • September 2, 2010 at 2:00 pm | #3

      This I can believe. Mathematicians and their kin tend to have a very certain mindset. For one thing they don’t actually boast about how smart they are. They’re always so maddenengly humble about it, though they do have a tendency to wonder why everyone thinks they’re so special.

      They’d also know the meaning of “shibboleth”…

    • The Osprey
      September 2, 2010 at 4:54 pm | #4

      I guess they must have gotten you out from behind the bomb before they set it off.

  2. Arachne
    September 2, 2010 at 2:00 pm | #5

    My goodness – these two the Bizarro World Smothers Brothers, waiting to find out which one Mom likes best.

  3. Overlook
    September 2, 2010 at 2:00 pm | #6

    Its war between two Macy Parade balloons.

    “You’re too stupid to talk to me.”
    “That is stupid”
    “Don’t say stupid things to me, stupid.”
    “Stupid people can’t tell me what to do.”
    “You are too stupid to understand.”
    “Everyone thinks you’re stupid.”

    I hope the Wally realizes that it is this kind of intelligent exchange that keeps people interested in Swat.

    • doppelganger
      September 2, 2010 at 6:44 pm | #7

      Interesting turn his blog has taken, from the days of intelligent commenters, who let the blogosphere in wit and creativity

      to this.

      Great job Icarus!!

  4. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 2:05 pm | #8

    This is me. I’m feeling butthurt.

  5. Princess Natasha
    September 2, 2010 at 2:15 pm | #9

    ROTFLMAO… These freaks are hilarious! How about this? LudWank, Cato– you are BOTH stupid, ugly, worthless and all-around EPIC FAIL. Kill yourselves, or each other, or don’t– it does not really matter, but if you did, the lulz would be teh awsum!

    • Arachne
      September 2, 2010 at 2:17 pm | #10

      Oh dear. Now Princess Natasha will be accused of trying to kill LGF members. The list is getting long, but distinquished.

    • September 2, 2010 at 2:48 pm | #11

      This is like Iran vs. Iraq. I wish they both lost!

  6. September 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm | #12

    Arachne :

    My goodness – these two the Bizarro World Smothers Brothers, waiting to find out which one Mom likes best.

    Now that Mandy is gone they need a new designated punching doll.

    • Voltaires Crack
      September 2, 2010 at 7:58 pm | #13

      You mean Spare?

      • My Little Ponytail
        September 2, 2010 at 8:05 pm | #14

        Gone already.

  7. Arachne
    September 2, 2010 at 2:17 pm | #15

    I nominate SF Zionist.

    Oh dear, there I go again…..

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 2, 2010 at 2:18 pm | #16

      :twisted:

  8. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 2:18 pm | #17

    Short version:

    Loody:

    This is me. I’m smart.

    Cato:

    This is me. I hate your guts.

  9. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 2:21 pm | #18

  10. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm | #19

    Cato and Lood agree on Sarah Palin:

  11. snowcrash
    September 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm | #20

    Holy cow, Cato really goes for the jugular in his curse on Ludwigs son. Had that old world, curse to future generations feel to it. Cato is vicious and mean-spirited but effective. Scary. Bet that freaked Lud out.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 2, 2010 at 2:47 pm | #21

      I think that’s a hypothetical son (or a cyber one which amounts to the same thing).

    • Voltaires Crack
      September 2, 2010 at 7:59 pm | #22

      Ludwig is lame rhetorically speaking, tho’ he’s a very good cut and paster on the Al-Gebra sites.

  12. spaceallah
    September 2, 2010 at 2:52 pm | #23

    Reminds me of a slap fight between two guys really don’t know how to fight because they’ve never been in an actual fistfight.

  13. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm | #24

    Cato. Stand back.

  14. wolfie
    September 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm | #25

    Cato has redeeming features, IMO. I can imagine enjoying a conversation with him—- away from LGF, that is. I was actually rather surprised at his anti-Palin screeds. I mean the coarseness and the anti-intellectual, often hysterical, nature of them.

    I think LGF makes Cato much worse than he really is, although he apparently LIKES stepping down to their level.

    Loody, OTOH, doesn’t have to step down.
    He’s very young, so the junior-high atmosphere is a more natural fit.

  15. spaceallah
    September 2, 2010 at 2:54 pm | #26

    That said, as much as I don’t like Cato I guess he came out on top, but then Wile E Quixote is one of those blowhards that think they know way more than they actually do.

    The really smart folks don’t have to continuously remind everyone of just how smart they are.

  16. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 2:55 pm | #27
    • wolfie
      September 2, 2010 at 3:01 pm | #28

      LOL !

      I’m not so sure either one of them is that good-looking, though!

  17. garycooper
    September 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm | #29

    Yeah, I don’t think Merkin will be having any “filthy anchor babies” for sometime, if ever. With “Billions will die!” hanging over his head, and the inflatable head of the lovely Miss S., it would be irresponsible in the extreme for anyone to breed.

  18. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 2:57 pm | #30
  19. wolfie
    September 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm | #31

    Arizona should have passed a law allowing cops to give people algebra tests. You fail and you’re off to Sheriff Joe’s tent city!

  20. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 3:17 pm | #32
  21. Princess Natasha
    September 2, 2010 at 3:19 pm | #33

    Inflatable dolls cannot be knocked up. That means, Lood’s chance of propagating is exactly ZERO, ZILCH, ZIP, NADA. Cthulhu be praised for that!

    • Formercorpsman
      September 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm | #34

      No, but if they have moving joints, they can be made in the shape of living room furniture.

  22. Formercorpsman
    September 2, 2010 at 3:21 pm | #35

    This is hilarious. I swear, every day it seems like another installment of One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

    The best part, they now insult each other over there, using this blog, which insults both of them.

    It is killer.

    • Arachne
      September 2, 2010 at 6:59 pm | #36

      My personal favorits – “they hate you almost as much as they hate me.” Um..you do realize that well, no we don’t actually hate you. To hate you implies that we actually care about what happens to you.

      Personally, I think you should both be outside engaging in fisticuffs and then some little girl from Kansas comes along and drops a house on you.

    • Voltaires Crack
      September 2, 2010 at 8:00 pm | #37

      This is nothing. Wait until November.

  23. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 3:29 pm | #38
  24. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 3:40 pm | #39
  25. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 4:24 pm | #40
  26. doppelganger
    September 2, 2010 at 6:39 pm | #41

    He called Cato a Gimp and Icarus was cool with that.

    “Bring out the gimp”!!!

    “I think the Gimp’s sleepin”

    “well you just gonna have to go wake him up then”

    • Arachne
      September 2, 2010 at 6:57 pm | #42

      I’m starting to think Chunky is letting all this go on as an excuse to shut down and then blame everyone else for his having to do so.

      • Voltaires Crack
        September 2, 2010 at 8:03 pm | #43

        Chuckholz is in favor in bending the blog to meet an eco-fascist curve, make no mistake.

        He just doesn’t have a link library yet, so he depends on Lewd Wig to pick up his slack.

      • Princess Natasha
        September 2, 2010 at 10:14 pm | #44

        Chucky is the Jerry Springer of blogging. ROTFLMAO

  27. doppelganger
    September 2, 2010 at 6:41 pm | #45

    Little Miss S
    In a rubber dress
    How does your boyfreind blow?

    With a huff and a puff
    and sure enough
    Miss S is good to go !

  28. Voltaires Crack
    September 2, 2010 at 9:03 pm | #46

    My Little Ponytail :
    Gone already.

    No way – when?

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