The Jazz Man is being played

September 2, 2010

The Jazz Man thinks he’s a very important person. He believes he is altering political events and is instrumental in the national debate. In reality he’s a laughing stock and a person that is easy to mock. This comment is too funny!

You’re a Jazz Man, not an instrument. You are a useful idiot for the Islamic-Imperialists and Progressives, so yes you’re being played Chuckie!

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  1. Arachne
    September 2, 2010 at 9:21 am | #1

    What in the world is that in response to?

    • African Moondog
      September 2, 2010 at 9:47 am | #2

      Good Question

  2. Voltaires Crack
    September 2, 2010 at 9:23 am | #3

    That only took three years.

  3. KOS laughs at Chuckles
    September 2, 2010 at 9:35 am | #4

    Charles is being played by whom? Did Kos promise a diary and renege? Did TPM/Think Progress renege on an offer? Did MSNBC/CNN renege on an offer to be a guest on the air?

    This is consistent with his routine of interjecting in the middle of a thread about phantom “hate mail” and “Death threats” so that he can get what few lemmings (seriously, about 95% of the comments are made by about 8 people) he has left to change the topic to how bad everybody else is and how awesome he is.

    • Arachne
      September 2, 2010 at 10:25 am | #5

      That makes sense. Chunky needs stroking, and this comment instructs his Manson minions to immediately commence telling him they admire him, they love him, he’s a brave little duck and they’ll do anything for him (except donate, that is – methinks they keep in the back of their minds the outing of “m” using her PayPal information). Other than Cato, Quack Quack and SFZ (brought my Starbucks card with me again today, babe), how many really committed posters does he have. They’re not bringing him stories or enhancing his reputation.

      If this keeps up, I don’t see LGF lasting to the end of the year…

      • September 2, 2010 at 10:58 am | #6

        Chunky needs stroking? Is that a euphemism?

      • WASVS
        September 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm | #7

        No way in HELL I’m stroking anyone over there.

  4. KGB
    September 2, 2010 at 9:38 am | #8

    It’s time the piano learned it did not write the concerto!

    • Arachne
      September 2, 2010 at 10:15 am | #9

      My absolute favorite line from “All About Eve.” You can keep “bumpy night….”

  5. garycooper
    September 2, 2010 at 9:59 am | #10

    Did Soros cut off his stipend? Did Amazon renege on promises? Did Cato’s treasonous behavior towards his Physics Rabbi Manque last night grind his rusty gears?

    Assclown Emeritus. :)

  6. garycooper
    September 2, 2010 at 10:04 am | #11

    This is consistent with his routine of interjecting in the middle of a thread about phantom “hate mail” and “Death threats” so that he can get what few lemmings (seriously, about 95% of the comments are made by about 8 people) he has left to change the topic to how bad everybody else is and how awesome he is.

    “Charles, I could never put up with the vicious attacks and slander you are able to endure, day after day, just for being a good and honest person. I’m off to hit your tip-jar, as soon as I’m done reading Democratic Underground.”

    • Arachne
      September 2, 2010 at 10:19 am | #12

      And there it is, really. He hasn’t got a political blog anymore. He’s got an online frat house.

  7. Arachne
    September 2, 2010 at 10:18 am | #13

    I’ve always maintained that he got some $$$ from someone like Soros via some organization, flipped around and when the money ran out and his site was in tatters, found out the bucks were a one time deal. So as a result, his reputation is in ruins, his blog is an internet joke and he’s being totally ignored by the individuals that he hoped would be welcoming.

    Sucks to be you, Chunky. Hey look – Pam’s book’s still selling.

    Wonder if Amazon is giving him the once over as well. I’ve already told them I’ll be buying my stuff online from Barnes & Noble in the future, as I won’t contribute to an organization that has Johnson as an affiliate.

    • The Osprey
      September 2, 2010 at 10:37 am | #14

      So since the Soros or whoever.org leftybucks have run out, will Cap’n Chuckles start tacking back to starboard if the Republicans win in November?

  8. Crashnburn01
    September 2, 2010 at 10:25 am | #15

    Well, this is a step up from hearing him play…

    • Arachne
      September 2, 2010 at 10:26 am | #16

      Well, nowadays he has to use the extra large guitar strap.

      • Crashnburn01
        September 2, 2010 at 10:33 am | #17

        Like the seat belt extender on an airplane?

  9. The Osprey
    September 2, 2010 at 10:38 am | #18

    Crashnburn01 :
    Like the seat belt extender on an airplane?

    Chuckles Al-Johnson and the Flying Imams.

  10. September 2, 2010 at 11:28 am | #19

    Arachne :

    And there it is, really. He hasn’t got a political blog anymore. He’s got an online frat house.

    an online frat house is a good description

  11. Big Fat Johnson
    September 2, 2010 at 11:34 am | #20

    Chunky hasn’t realized that it isn’t that you do something or say something. What you do or say has to mean something to someone. And right now, he is playing to an audience of a few hundred mentally deficient nobodies who worship his fat ass. To everyone else, he is a washed up, meaningless has been.

    (And have a nice day!)

  12. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 11:36 am | #21

    Is “this is me” what all the cool kids in junior high are saying this fall?

    • Arachne
      September 2, 2010 at 11:52 am | #22

      Oddly reminiscent of “this is your brain….” ain’t it?

  13. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 11:44 am | #23

    If you go back and look at this in context, it’s in a Geller thread, and he’s getting pissy because some lizard was confused as to what was ok and what was off limits. IOW, Chuck’s unclear and inconsistent as to what’s ok and what’s not ok to discuss. So when someone get honestly confused, Chuck, the paranoid victim, blurts out this “et tu Brute” as if he’s being stabbed in the back once again.

    The truth is, he is being played, but not by the people he thinks. The people who are playing him are smarter than that. Meanwhile over here, we’re just laughing our asses off. :lol:

    • Arachne
      September 2, 2010 at 11:54 am | #24

      Let me tell you who played you Chunky – whoever gave you the $$ to turn back into a moonbat and redesign the political nature of your website. (Of course, if you didn’t take $$ and turned your site into a Swamp then you’re just an idiot).

      I’d love to find out that Dan Rather was behind it.

  14. Grimcargo
    September 2, 2010 at 11:53 am | #25

    Hey Chcukie lil fat boy. I see you have Van jones on your twitter account. Listen..them thar folks just ain’t gona donate to you Fatboy. All them muslims on your account…hey them ain’t got no damm oil Son. They on the low end of the pole. Kind of how low you are in the clown car.

  15. The Osprey
    September 2, 2010 at 12:31 pm | #26

    Daedalus,

    What ever happened to the little descriptive quote in the sidebar, “Keeping an eye on Icarus, the washed up, the has been, ukelele playing, bicycle riding, pony-tailed douchebag” or words to that effect. Did the WorpDress people make you take it down? I miss it!

  16. The Osprey
    September 2, 2010 at 12:33 pm | #27

    Grimcargo :
    Hey Chcukie lil fat boy. I see you have Van jones on your twitter account.

    Van Jones was a victim of McCarthyite smears by the eebil WingNut Frog Killer Glenn Beck dontcha know. He’s a martyr to Chuckles.

  17. The Osprey
    September 2, 2010 at 12:35 pm | #28

    I would think a guy who blogs about Alaskan Sled Dogs wouldn’t be hatin’ on the Palin, if you know what I mean. That’s not what you mean by Husky blogger? Oh, never mind.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 2, 2010 at 12:54 pm | #29

      Stop insulting the University of Washington. :evil:

  18. Formercorpsman
    September 2, 2010 at 12:55 pm | #30

    This is me, knowing already you are an idiot.

  19. My Little Ponytail
    September 2, 2010 at 12:57 pm | #31

    I found the reference:

    Lyrics to This Is Me :
    I’ve always been the kind of girl
    That hid my face
    So afraid to tell the world
    What I’ve got to say
    But I have this dream
    Right inside of me
    I’m gonna let it show, it’s time
    To let you know
    To let you know

    This is real, this is me
    I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be, now
    Gonna let the light, shine on me
    Now I’ve found, who I am
    There’s no way to hold it in
    No more hiding who I want to be
    This is me

    Do you know what it’s like
    To feel so in the dark
    To dream about a life
    Where you’re the shining star
    Even though it seems
    Like it’s too far away
    I have to believe in myself
    It’s the only way

    This is real, This is me
    I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be, now
    Gonna let the light, shine on me
    Now I’ve found, who I am
    There’s no way to hold it in
    No more hiding who I want to be
    This is me

    You’re the voice I hear inside my head
    The reason that I’m singing
    I need to find you, I gotta find you
    You’re the missing piece I need
    The song inside of me
    I need to find you, I gotta find you

    This is real, this is me
    I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be, now
    Gonna let the light, shine on me
    Now I’ve found, who I am
    There’s no way to hold it in
    No more hiding who I want to be
    This is me
    You’re the missing piece I need
    The song inside of me (this is me)
    You’re the voice I hear inside my head
    The reason that I’m singing
    Now I’ve found, who I am
    There’s no way to hold it in
    No more hiding who I want to be
    This is me

    If that’s a 57-yo former jazz player, I’ll eat my shorts.

  20. Princess Natasha
    September 2, 2010 at 1:34 pm | #32

    Arachne :And there it is, really. He hasn’t got a political blog anymore. He’s got an online frat house.

    No way! Frat houses are fun, and are usually inhabited by uber-hot jocks that can be quite entertaining in many different ways. Chuck’s place is like a squatting pad for filthy, insane bums under some abandoned railroad bridge in a disreputable part of town.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm | #33

      Watch “Animal House”, and you’ll get the idea.

      • Arachne
        September 2, 2010 at 1:58 pm | #34

        True.

        I apologize to beer-drinking frat boys everywhere for the slur.

        The Swamp is simply a group of people who suck so badly they affect the tides.

      • Princess Natasha
        September 2, 2010 at 2:17 pm | #35

        Have that in my NetFlix queue, should be here tomorrow. LOL.

      • wolfie
        September 2, 2010 at 2:30 pm | #36

        Absolutely! The average frat party may be silly and gross but it’s not snobbish, whiny, and santimonious.
        LGF is much more like a junior-high lunch room, where the main activity is putting down everyone who isn’t sitting at the popular table.

  21. The Osprey
    September 2, 2010 at 2:22 pm | #37

    Princess Natasha :

    Arachne :And there it is, really. He hasn’t got a political blog anymore. He’s got an online frat house.

    No way! Frat houses are fun, and are usually inhabited by uber-hot jocks that can be quite entertaining in many different ways. Chuck’s place is like a squatting pad for filthy, insane bums under some abandoned railroad bridge in a disreputable part of town.

    You’re thinking of the Omega house, Natasha. LGF is the Deltas, and to paraphrase Dean Wormer, Fat, Dumb, Prog and PonyTailed is no way to go through life, Chuck!

    • wolfie
      September 2, 2010 at 2:32 pm | #38

      Looks like I’ll have to rent Animal House too!

    • Princess Natasha
      September 2, 2010 at 3:14 pm | #39

      Well, sue me! LOL. I only talk about frat parties I accepted invitations to. ;)

  22. Arbalest
    September 2, 2010 at 4:32 pm | #40

    Let me guess:

    – The number of people who answer the phone is strangely small .. everyone’s busy, Doing Great Things ™ …… can’t talk right now ….. have your service call my service ……

    – The number of people who can talk on the phone is strangely small, not what it was in 2008 … countable on one hand …… what does it mean???

    – The few people who still return calls, talk in very strategic terms, looking far off towards distant, hazy, horizons; no more talk of milestones, agreements, blog links, traffic, articles, …… money ……

    – The meaning of “Don’t call us; we’ll call you” (the classic Hollywood line, invented in Hollywood, by Hollywood types) is now clear (and to an LA native who had a career in Music, of all people).

    …… heh.

  23. Arbalest
    September 2, 2010 at 4:32 pm | #41

    TM

  24. mattm
    September 2, 2010 at 4:59 pm | #42

    I was

    KOS laughs at Chuckles :

    This is consistent with his routine of interjecting in the middle of a thread about phantom “hate mail” and “Death threats” so that he can get what few lemmings (seriously, about 95% of the comments are made by about 8 people) he has left to change the topic to how bad everybody else is and how awesome he is.

    I was just think that when I read a few posts. Their are very few active commenter on hos blog, the one that do comment comment a lot.

  25. JohnsonEsque
    September 2, 2010 at 5:06 pm | #43

    Looks like the gunshots “at” the Tennessee “mosque” were probably squirrel hunters.

    http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/08/sheriff_gunshots_near_mosque_site_probably_hunters.php

    Should the Muslims in Tennessee still be scared? I hope they didn’t do anything to retaliate based on the fear and hate being created at the left wing blogs.

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