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And the Latest LFG Traffic Stats are … Umm … Oops …

September 5, 2010

Something funny going on with the Quantcast monitor:

I know that traffic has taken a dump since the Mandy Mashup, but this shows traffic going all the way to Obama, if I got my algebra right. What’s going on? Chuck cut off his feed for some reason? Maybe something to do with Pam outdoing LFG? Ideas?

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  1. Iron Fist
    September 5, 2010 at 1:38 pm | #1

    Pam’s booksales are outdoing his calander and his cookbook sales. In whatever dive he now cages drinks, Dan Rather must feel a bit of schadenfreud at Charles’ traffic levels.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 5, 2010 at 1:42 pm | #2

      Not to go all truther, but I wonder if Dan the Man is the man behind the curtain yanking Chuck’s chain? It’s a stretch, but stranger things have happened.

      • September 5, 2010 at 2:04 pm | #3

        Dan Rather in a cheap wig would look rather un-matahari-like.

      • Iron Fist
        September 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm | #4

        I’ve thought of that. Rather has the money to do it (the fucker is rich), he has a real reason to want to ruin Charles, so yeah, it is possible.

      • My Little Ponytail
        September 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm | #5

        But he’d have to know Chuck’s weak points. Or maybe that’s what somebody with money hires a private dick for.

        So Jimice is working for The Dan? :twisted:

  2. wolfie
    September 5, 2010 at 1:57 pm | #6

    Given that the Quantcast data contradicts the hilarious claim that LGF is As-Popular-as-Ever!!!, my guess is that CJ declared it anti-Science and cast it into outer darkness. Quantcast is a Popularity Denier!

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 5, 2010 at 2:10 pm | #7

      They must have been determined to be racist.

  3. My Little Ponytail
    September 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm | #8
  4. KGB
    September 5, 2010 at 2:57 pm | #9

    Perhaps the correlator tool provided Chawuz with evidence that Quantcast was a raaaaaacissst sock. If so, surely Queeg was justified in bidding Quantcast adieu.

    • PeteP
      September 5, 2010 at 3:32 pm | #10

      Maybe he thinks Quantcast are white supremacists.

  5. H
    September 5, 2010 at 3:05 pm | #11

    Is alexa trusteorthy?

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 5, 2010 at 3:10 pm | #12

      None of them are perfect, but they’re all good. The problem with looking at the 20% drop in a week registered at alexa is that it’s too short a period, and not statistically meaningful. Doesn’t look good, though.

  6. My Little Ponytail
    September 5, 2010 at 3:15 pm | #13

    And germane to this thread:

    39 Charles Sun, Sep 5, 2010 11:16:07am

    The Todd Palin-RS McCain post is featured at Reddit.com and it’s driving thousands of hits to LGF:

    [Link: http://www.reddit.com...

    (If anyone would like to comment in that thread, it’s pretty easy to register there.)

    Thousands of hits, oh my! I remember when that was no big deal.

    Chuck, those spikes don’t help your stats in any meaningful way. They’re as irrelevant as the dried splats of semen on your walls.

  7. Guggi
    September 5, 2010 at 3:31 pm | #14

    My Little Ponytail :And germane to this thread:

    39 Charles Sun, Sep 5, 2010 11:16:07am
    The Todd Palin-RS McCain post is featured at Reddit.com and it’s driving thousands of hits to LGF:
    [Link: http://www.reddit.com...
    (If anyone would like to comment in that thread, it’s pretty easy to register there.)

    Thousands of hits, oh my! I remember when that was no big deal.
    Chuck, those spikes don’t help your stats in any meaningful way. They’re as irrelevant as the dried splats of semen on your walls.

    Thousands of hits and no one is interested to comment ?

    • kansas
      September 5, 2010 at 4:08 pm | #15

      You can tell when there is disagreement. Nobody comments. If they do they get slammed and banned. There is absolutely no room for humor or diagreement.

      • snowcrash
        September 5, 2010 at 4:16 pm | #16

        I bet all the southerners are keeping a low profile esp. if they are from Tennessee. LOL

    • Typicalwhitey
      September 5, 2010 at 4:09 pm | #17

      But..but..they now have PERMISSION to post there!
      LMAO!

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 5, 2010 at 4:15 pm | #18

      That would require registration, and we all know how hard it is to register at LFG these days… :roll:

    • Kos Laughs At Chuckles
      September 5, 2010 at 10:54 pm | #19

      begging for people to go and defend him on reddit?

      Seriously?

      Yet another type of cult leaderish activity.

  8. Mashiki
    September 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm | #20

    My Little Ponytail :
    That would require registration, and we all know how hard it is to register at LFG these days…

    Yep. After all, everyone is sockpuppets, raaacists, and so on.

  9. poteen
    September 5, 2010 at 4:30 pm | #21

    Speaking of… did Mandy ever show up anywhere? Or was she sent to the Island of Racist Rejects?

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 5, 2010 at 4:46 pm | #22

      I though there was a verified sighting at [blog that shall not be discussed here or at Blogmocracy].

  10. Grimcargo
    September 5, 2010 at 4:51 pm | #23

    snowcrash :
    I bet all the southerners are keeping a low profile esp. if they are from Tennessee. LOL
    </blockquot

    Theres no real Southerners over there. Might be some that live in the South but not Southerners.

    • Iron Fist
      September 5, 2010 at 7:25 pm | #24

      You’ve got that right. No real Zionists, anymore, either, tough there may be some who would claim differently…

  11. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 9:01 pm | #25

    ha-ha-ha… to hear SFZ (I’d rather be talking about my vagina) speak so mightily…
    “years ago when I was in college…” What? Twelve? Fourteen? Eight?

    “Years” ain’t “years” until thirty or forty years have passed….

    imho….

    Ha-ha-ha…

    Losers all.

  12. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 9:10 pm | #26

    ….and true to form…. Dark Anus dragging a dead woman’s name (Ploome – RIP) through the mud…. Stay classy you spineless suckass.

  13. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 9:15 pm | #27

    ….oh and by the way, Jan Brewer stands for something good. So what if she screwed up once on a national stage. Aren’t we all human? Compare her performance to the lackadaisical performance of Fat-Fatty-Fat, the pasty, bloated faced non-starter with nothing to say who couldn’t even get a steady thing going on a conservative blog broadcast…. ha-ha-ha. (Charles who?)

  14. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 9:24 pm | #28

    ….and then, of course, there is “jamesfirecat” (the original deep thinker).

    Ha.

    Boy, shut your fool mouth and crawl back under your rock for about twenty years. There, quietly observe the legions who are more wise and knowing than you. Listen, don’t say anything. Perhaps, one day, you will have grown a brain and will be able and qualified to contribute something adult and meaningful….

    -but probably not.

  15. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 9:32 pm | #29

    everyone – please look over there…. isn’t that a bird?

  16. September 5, 2010 at 9:41 pm | #30

    Big Fat Johnson :

    ….and true to form…. Dark Anus dragging a dead woman’s name (Ploome – RIP) through the mud…. Stay classy you spineless suckass.

    what’s this about ploome RIP?

  17. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 9:45 pm | #31

    huh? what the F? You mean Iceweasel isn’t a dude? Huh? What are you, a Ford truck?

    No – perhaps, an overweight heifer…..

    yes…. a heifer…. an overweight heifer.

  18. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 9:46 pm | #32

    King Minos :

    Big Fat Johnson :
    ….and true to form…. Dark Anus dragging a dead woman’s name (Ploome – RIP) through the mud…. Stay classy you spineless suckass.

    what’s this about ploome RIP?

    Go over and read all about it…. Dark Anus is a classless schlub.

    • Calo
      September 5, 2010 at 9:48 pm | #33

      What thread?

    • Big Fat Johnson
      September 5, 2010 at 9:59 pm | #34

      Ploome died just about a year ago of cancer. (RIP)

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 5, 2010 at 10:00 pm | #35

      RIP in the banned sense, or do you know something? She was on Table 9 a few months ago, apparently alive.

  19. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 9:49 pm | #36

    “The Human Family Tree” (ie. latest thread)

  20. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 9:56 pm | #37

    Albusteve shows up….

    Respect Steve.

    I hope you are well.

  21. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 10:01 pm | #38

    My Little Ponytail :
    RIP in the banned sense, or do you know something? She was on Table 9 a few months ago, apparently alive.

    no. she wasn’t. Trust me, I know.

  22. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 10:02 pm | #39

    I saw her obituary in the paper dudes…..

  23. September 5, 2010 at 10:05 pm | #40

    I don’t see anything about ploome dying. Is that true?

  24. September 5, 2010 at 10:06 pm | #41

    Big Fat Johnson :

    I saw her obituary in the paper dudes…..

    got a link?

    • Big Fat Johnson
      September 5, 2010 at 10:08 pm | #42

      I looked again and could not find it, but I am positive of this. She and I exchanged emails off the blogs, she invited me to her house to stay with her and her husband Jim. Go check me out. I am not bs’ing.

  25. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 10:06 pm | #43

    oh – Dark Anus…. grab your revolver and do us all a favor you fucking half-wit.

  26. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 10:08 pm | #44

    In Memphis.

  27. September 5, 2010 at 10:10 pm | #45

    Big Fat Johnson :

    In Memphis.

    Oh, your talking about LeePro.

  28. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 10:12 pm | #46

    oops – my bad. You are totally right. My complete apologies.

  29. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 10:12 pm | #47

    So, I feel like a complete asshole.

    I am sorry to everyone.

  30. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 10:14 pm | #48

    Everyone.

  31. September 5, 2010 at 10:14 pm | #49

    Not a problem, BFJ.

    She invited me over to her house also.

  32. snowcrash
    September 5, 2010 at 10:19 pm | #50

    BFJ, you scared the crap out of me. Ploomie is often at table9, it was LeePro who died. May she rest in peace, she was a very nice woman.

  33. Big Fat Johnson
    September 5, 2010 at 10:20 pm | #51

    snowcrash :
    BFJ, you scared the crap out of me. Ploomie is often at table9, it was LeePro who died. May she rest in peace, she was a very nice woman.

    I know… I am sorry both to Lee Pro and Ploome…. and to Dark Falcon.

    Me bad.

    (I feel like such a piece of shit right now.)

    Lee Pro, and Jim… my heart goes out to you….

    • snowcrash
      September 5, 2010 at 10:26 pm | #52

      Dork Falcon has no business talking about ploomie when she hasnt been posting at lgf for like 2 years now. She totally ignores them. I will wait until nil archives the thread to check out dork’s comments.

  34. Calo
    September 5, 2010 at 10:35 pm | #53

    BFJ – something from the swamp to make you smile as Dork doesn’t quite get Steve’s joke.

    314 Dark_Falcon Sun, Sep 5, 2010 7:02:47pm replyquote

    * 0
    * down
    * up
    * report

    re: #290 albusteve

    and you as well…posting is a bit scattered tho since I started my new job at the IHOP

    What are you doing there? Cooking, serving or hosting?

    • snowcrash
      September 5, 2010 at 10:42 pm | #54

      Hey, so albusteve is back and posting? Great, making jokes Dorkie doesnt get, I see. LOL I’m glad he is getting better and hope he isn’t in too much pain. IHOP, lol.

  35. Kos Laughs At Chuckles
    September 5, 2010 at 11:00 pm | #55

    so Chuckles banned Quantcast? I guess we are getting closer to him declaring he gets a bajillion and eleventy hits a day, and he is the only source for that information.

    Kinda like the magical “bumper crops” in the Ukraine in the 1930s.

  36. mattm
    September 6, 2010 at 12:07 am | #56

    He’s so relevant Quantcast had no way to compute all the hits he got, in his head.

    • Iron Fist
      September 6, 2010 at 4:28 am | #57

      Bong hits don’t count :evil:

  37. phoenixgirl
    September 6, 2010 at 11:26 am | #58

    i’d be interest in seeing theblaze.com numbers to his………

  38. phoenixgirl
    September 6, 2010 at 11:28 am | #59

    ploome is not dead

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 6, 2010 at 12:23 pm | #60

      Ploome is the Paul McCartney of the blog. :lol:

  39. Lily
    September 6, 2010 at 9:26 pm | #61

    Big Fat Johnson :Ploome died just about a year ago of cancer. (RIP)

    It was Leepro not ploome that died. And may she rest in peace.

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