And the Latest LFG Traffic Stats are … Umm … Oops …
September 5, 2010
Something funny going on with the Quantcast monitor:
I know that traffic has taken a dump since the Mandy Mashup, but this shows traffic going all the way to Obama, if I got my algebra right. What’s going on? Chuck cut off his feed for some reason? Maybe something to do with Pam outdoing LFG? Ideas?
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Categories: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs




Pam’s booksales are outdoing his calander and his cookbook sales. In whatever dive he now cages drinks, Dan Rather must feel a bit of schadenfreud at Charles’ traffic levels.
Not to go all truther, but I wonder if Dan the Man is the man behind the curtain yanking Chuck’s chain? It’s a stretch, but stranger things have happened.
Dan Rather in a cheap wig would look rather un-matahari-like.
I’ve thought of that. Rather has the money to do it (the fucker is rich), he has a real reason to want to ruin Charles, so yeah, it is possible.
But he’d have to know Chuck’s weak points. Or maybe that’s what somebody with money hires a private dick for.
So Jimice is working for The Dan?
Given that the Quantcast data contradicts the hilarious claim that LGF is As-Popular-as-Ever!!!, my guess is that CJ declared it anti-Science and cast it into outer darkness. Quantcast is a Popularity Denier!
They must have been determined to be racist.
Perhaps the correlator tool provided Chawuz with evidence that Quantcast was a raaaaaacissst sock. If so, surely Queeg was justified in bidding Quantcast adieu.
Maybe he thinks Quantcast are white supremacists.
Is alexa trusteorthy?
None of them are perfect, but they’re all good. The problem with looking at the 20% drop in a week registered at alexa is that it’s too short a period, and not statistically meaningful. Doesn’t look good, though.
And germane to this thread:
Thousands of hits, oh my! I remember when that was no big deal.
Chuck, those spikes don’t help your stats in any meaningful way. They’re as irrelevant as the dried splats of semen on your walls.
Thousands of hits and no one is interested to comment ?
You can tell when there is disagreement. Nobody comments. If they do they get slammed and banned. There is absolutely no room for humor or diagreement.
I bet all the southerners are keeping a low profile esp. if they are from Tennessee. LOL
But..but..they now have PERMISSION to post there!
LMAO!
That would require registration, and we all know how hard it is to register at LFG these days…
begging for people to go and defend him on reddit?
Seriously?
Yet another type of cult leaderish activity.
Yep. After all, everyone is sockpuppets, raaacists, and so on.
Speaking of… did Mandy ever show up anywhere? Or was she sent to the Island of Racist Rejects?
I though there was a verified sighting at [blog that shall not be discussed here or at Blogmocracy].
You’ve got that right. No real Zionists, anymore, either, tough there may be some who would claim differently…
ha-ha-ha… to hear SFZ (I’d rather be talking about my vagina) speak so mightily…
“years ago when I was in college…” What? Twelve? Fourteen? Eight?
“Years” ain’t “years” until thirty or forty years have passed….
imho….
Ha-ha-ha…
Losers all.
….and true to form…. Dark Anus dragging a dead woman’s name (Ploome – RIP) through the mud…. Stay classy you spineless suckass.
….oh and by the way, Jan Brewer stands for something good. So what if she screwed up once on a national stage. Aren’t we all human? Compare her performance to the lackadaisical performance of Fat-Fatty-Fat, the pasty, bloated faced non-starter with nothing to say who couldn’t even get a steady thing going on a conservative blog broadcast…. ha-ha-ha. (Charles who?)
….and then, of course, there is “jamesfirecat” (the original deep thinker).
Ha.
Boy, shut your fool mouth and crawl back under your rock for about twenty years. There, quietly observe the legions who are more wise and knowing than you. Listen, don’t say anything. Perhaps, one day, you will have grown a brain and will be able and qualified to contribute something adult and meaningful….
-but probably not.
everyone – please look over there…. isn’t that a bird?
what’s this about ploome RIP?
huh? what the F? You mean Iceweasel isn’t a dude? Huh? What are you, a Ford truck?
No – perhaps, an overweight heifer…..
yes…. a heifer…. an overweight heifer.
Go over and read all about it…. Dark Anus is a classless schlub.
What thread?
Ploome died just about a year ago of cancer. (RIP)
RIP in the banned sense, or do you know something? She was on Table 9 a few months ago, apparently alive.
“The Human Family Tree” (ie. latest thread)
Albusteve shows up….
Respect Steve.
I hope you are well.
no. she wasn’t. Trust me, I know.
I saw her obituary in the paper dudes…..
I don’t see anything about ploome dying. Is that true?
got a link?
I looked again and could not find it, but I am positive of this. She and I exchanged emails off the blogs, she invited me to her house to stay with her and her husband Jim. Go check me out. I am not bs’ing.
oh – Dark Anus…. grab your revolver and do us all a favor you fucking half-wit.
In Memphis.
Oh, your talking about LeePro.
oops – my bad. You are totally right. My complete apologies.
So, I feel like a complete asshole.
I am sorry to everyone.
Everyone.
Not a problem, BFJ.
She invited me over to her house also.
BFJ, you scared the crap out of me. Ploomie is often at table9, it was LeePro who died. May she rest in peace, she was a very nice woman.
I know… I am sorry both to Lee Pro and Ploome…. and to Dark Falcon.
Me bad.
(I feel like such a piece of shit right now.)
Lee Pro, and Jim… my heart goes out to you….
Dork Falcon has no business talking about ploomie when she hasnt been posting at lgf for like 2 years now. She totally ignores them. I will wait until nil archives the thread to check out dork’s comments.
BFJ – something from the swamp to make you smile as Dork doesn’t quite get Steve’s joke.
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re: #290 albusteve
and you as well…posting is a bit scattered tho since I started my new job at the IHOP
What are you doing there? Cooking, serving or hosting?
Hey, so albusteve is back and posting? Great, making jokes Dorkie doesnt get, I see. LOL I’m glad he is getting better and hope he isn’t in too much pain. IHOP, lol.
so Chuckles banned Quantcast? I guess we are getting closer to him declaring he gets a bajillion and eleventy hits a day, and he is the only source for that information.
Kinda like the magical “bumper crops” in the Ukraine in the 1930s.
He’s so relevant Quantcast had no way to compute all the hits he got, in his head.
Bong hits don’t count
i’d be interest in seeing theblaze.com numbers to his………
ploome is not dead
Ploome is the Paul McCartney of the blog.
It was Leepro not ploome that died. And may she rest in peace.