The Throbbing LGF Memo

September 13, 2010

So there is NO DOUBT of this fucker’s treachery.

Courtesy of wrist action

hat tip to snowcrash!

  1. snowcrash
    September 13, 2010 at 6:02 pm | #1

    Thank you for the hattip, but it is from King Minos on the “Welcome to LGF land” thread, #7 comment. Wrist action is a great read, everyone should check it out.

  2. September 13, 2010 at 6:04 pm | #2

    Not a problem.

  3. Heracles
    September 13, 2010 at 6:06 pm | #3

    Please keep that throbbing memo on file.

  4. snowcrash
    September 13, 2010 at 6:11 pm | #4

    Did everyone see this video? Hilarious mockery of the Johnson. The voice over is fab and very professional sounding.

    • lightmore
      September 13, 2010 at 8:25 pm | #5

      bwaaahaahaa!

    • Infidel
      September 13, 2010 at 9:49 pm | #6

      Way too funny. The only classic Johnson picture missing is the dreaded Rusty Hinge.

  5. spaceallah
    September 13, 2010 at 6:48 pm | #7

    CJ’s throbbing alright, for Sharia!

  6. dillionjames
    September 13, 2010 at 7:18 pm | #9

    Does anyone remember where CJ said something about a strip club on the same street as the mosque? Please post link.

    • Rodan
      September 13, 2010 at 7:22 pm | #10

      I think he said it would be a provocation.

      • nil stooge
        September 13, 2010 at 7:35 pm | #11

        No, I think CJ was making the argument that some already-existing strip club approximately the same distance from GZ as the proposed GZm should be considered an equal affront to the memory of the terrorist victims as the GZm itself, and since it isn’t the GZm should be built, QED.

  7. dillionjames
    September 13, 2010 at 7:24 pm | #12

    No, now the Iman is saying that and I believe CJ said the same thing a few days ago.

  8. dillionjames
    September 13, 2010 at 7:25 pm | #13

    The Iman is saying it is not hallowed ground because there is a strip club nearby.

    • Iron Fist
      September 13, 2010 at 8:17 pm | #14

      I’ve heard that from more than just these two, but I don’t have a link. My take on it is So, what exactly is your fucking point? If we are going to live up to Mohammedan standards, then I guess it ain’t “hallowed ground” if there are Christians and, gasp, Jews around, since they don’t allow either of those in Mecca, either. One assumes they consider the home of their Pet Rock® hallowed, though I, myself, would question that. One presumes that the Imam isn’t for allowing Churches and Synagogs in Mecca, so what gives him any right to say what is hallowed in America? Fuck him with his pet goat. He doesn’t have the right to make that decision.

      He is one of the Enemy, trying to count coup on the ground his co-religionists murdered Americans on. Until there is a synagog built next to the First Baptist Church of Mecca, he has no right to speak on this, let alone build his Temple to Ba’al there. Charles doesn’t even merit that much response.

    • Voltaires Crack
      September 13, 2010 at 8:29 pm | #15

      Didn’t Obama refer to it as hallowed ground though?

      • kansas
        September 13, 2010 at 10:55 pm | #16

        That’s disturbing. When has Obama been right about anything?

  9. nil stooge
    September 13, 2010 at 7:31 pm | #17

    Same thread, Charles quotes Rauf on women’s rights:

    [...]
    As American women are fighting for equal pay for equal work, for reproductive rights and affordable childcare, Muslim women are fighting for compulsory education (in Afghanistan), the right to drive (in Saudi Arabia), and the right to cover their hair (in France and in Turkey). As American women are knocking through glass ceilings to acquire the rights due to them in the Constitution, Muslim women are doing the same to gain full access to their rights as laid out in the Quran and sunnah.
    [...]

    You have to figure Charles is getting the best possible Rauf quotes, but the more he quotes the Imam the worse the Imam sounds. Yeah, the basic socialist right of “affordable child care” is exactly the same as the plight of the women in Afghanistan. How do you say “false moral equivalency” in Arabic?

    And I thought the problem they have is that Muslim women right now have “full access to their rights as laid out in the Quran…” – rights like – what is it? – their testimony amounting to something like one third of a man’s testimony in a sharia compliant legal dispute, etc.

    Yeah maybe your weight is ‘moderate’ when Mikey Moore is the standard, but that still doesn’t mean you’re not fat.

    • wolfie
      September 13, 2010 at 9:39 pm | #18

      The moral illiteracy there approaches obscenity.

  10. September 13, 2010 at 9:21 pm | #19

    Heracles :

    Please keep that throbbing memo on file.

    got it on my hard drive

  11. Formercorpsman
    September 13, 2010 at 9:26 pm | #20

    Awesome. Damn, that is too much. This guy is reaching terminal velocity.

  12. refugee000
    September 13, 2010 at 9:36 pm | #21

    Hey folks, looks like al-chuki is up for a Good Dhimmi award

    “The nominations phase of the Awards traditionally begins after Eid al Fitr and is now open. I think that if the LGF community were to make a strong push for the BEST NON MUSLIM blog, it would be credible. People here may not realize the 180 turnaround of goodwill that Charles’ crusade against the Islamophobes has generated – it is substantial and I think LGF deserves recognition by muslims for the work being done here.”
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/224536_The_Brass_Crescent_Awards

    • wolfie
      September 13, 2010 at 9:54 pm | #22

      OMG.

      • dillionjames
        September 13, 2010 at 10:36 pm | #23

        Can you believe it? OMG is right. WTF happened? I knew he turned left but this is unreal. How can his Jewish posters stay on the blog.

    • mattm
      September 14, 2010 at 1:48 am | #24

      It has one comment, from Charles. “Thank you for this nice word.”

    • September 14, 2010 at 1:57 am | #25

      I posted that upstairs and gave you a hat tip. Good find!

    • Grimcargo
      September 14, 2010 at 7:56 am | #26

      Someone needs to send this to the Isreali group that gave Chunky some kind of award. What was it? I know it was something from Israel though.

  13. Princess Natasha
    September 13, 2010 at 10:58 pm | #27

    refugee000 :
    Hey folks, looks like al-chuki is up for a Good Dhimmi award
    “The nominations phase of the Awards traditionally begins after Eid al Fitr and is now open. I think that if the LGF community were to make a strong push for the BEST NON MUSLIM blog, it would be credible. People here may not realize the 180 turnaround of goodwill that Charles’ crusade against the Islamophobes has generated – it is substantial and I think LGF deserves recognition by muslims for the work being done here.”
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/224536_The_Brass_Crescent_Awards

    Ugh! I think I need to vomit.

    • refugee000
      September 13, 2010 at 11:10 pm | #28

      Yeah, I think this says all that can be said.
      Islam has found one more useful idiot.

  14. garycooper
    September 13, 2010 at 11:49 pm | #29

    If that’s not a smoking gun, I don’t know what one is. Chunky’s joined the jihad.

  15. Princess Natasha
    September 13, 2010 at 11:51 pm | #30

    IslamoPHOBES? Nope, sorry, I am not afraid of a certain psychotic death-cult, I despise it. Sharia, inbreeding… What next, the fat piece of shit will come out in favor of stoning? Un-Mata-Hari is sooooo screwed (and not in a good way, LOL)
    Does the dumb skirt even realize? Or is she so abysmally dumb and self-hating that she’d be OK with him beating her stupid ass into pulp?

  16. Princess Natasha
    September 13, 2010 at 11:51 pm | #31

    garycooper :
    If that’s not a smoking gun, I don’t know what one is. Chunky’s joined the jihad.

    Lord help us… Imagine of that mound of blubber blew itself up!

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 14, 2010 at 12:19 am | #32

      I don’t have it handy here, because I’m on a youtube-less computer, but you’ve seen the old video of the exploding whale in Oregon in 1970, haven’t you?

  17. September 14, 2010 at 1:56 am | #33

    My Little Ponytail :

    I don’t have it handy here, because I’m on a youtube-less computer, but you’ve seen the old video of the exploding whale in Oregon in 1970, haven’t you?

    Oh yeah, I’ve seen it. Idiots dynamited it and there were whale chunks all over the beach

    • Princess Natasha
      September 14, 2010 at 8:44 pm | #34

      Well, if Chucky decides to live up to his newly-yodeled shahada, there will be Chucky-chunks all over the damn state!

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 14, 2010 at 9:20 pm | #35

      Rotting, stinking whale chunks. And in town, too. Some Oldsmobile got obliterated by about 1000 lb of flying whale flesh.

      That was a bad year for Oldsmobile, wasn’t it? One got driven into the drink by some drunk bum in Mass in some place called Chappiquacky? Chappiquidward?

  18. September 14, 2010 at 9:12 pm | #36

    Princess Natasha :

    Well, if Chucky decides to live up to his newly-yodeled shahada, there will be Chucky-chunks all over the damn state!

    oooh oooh! You just set Chuckies air raid siren off. Betcha the neighborhood is pissed off!

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 14, 2010 at 9:24 pm | #37

      Neighbor #1: Somebody go shut that hippy’s damn $40 J.C. Whitney alarm off.
      Neighbor #2: Isn’t there something in the by-laws about porked-out washed-up hippies that can’t play the ukulele any more?
      Neighbor #3: I told the cops that his correlator tool when off, and they just laughed.

  19. September 14, 2010 at 9:41 pm | #38

    Here’s the whale video…

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