Chuck’s new Love
September 16, 2010
The Jazz Man always has an obsession with certain politicians. He once was in love with Rand Paul and did 20 threads on him in 2 days. Well he has a new crush, Christine O’Donnell! Since her victory Tuesday, he has had 7 threads on her!
Chuck, she’s too hot for you. Give it up, you’re a washed up Jabba Hut like man.










He’s afraid she’ll stop him from “wanking”! His life would be over then. It’d be like being in prison, except without a cell mate…
He really is nuts. His Crush on Paul is over. If he gets in better shape, maybe he will have a shot at her!
Oh, he’s gonna smash the Rand Paul record over her. We ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
Now, now. Chucky is discussing the important issues! All that stuff about economics, fiscal responsibility, limited government, and strong defense is, like, you know, soooo boring, man.
Yeah I remember when he did a post showing Rubio down 10 against Crist. He was crowing about it. Now that Rubio is up 14-16% he hasn’t said anything about it.
Election night may finally spell the demise of the Johnson. He may use the nuclear option and ban his entire roster of commenters.
That’s got to get old, seeing the same kind of crap threads time after time.
Have you ever noticed that what a conservative said 15 years ago is of utmost importance today, so important it completely defines a whole person.
What Chucky said 2 years ago, OTOH,…………
Good point!
And what Obama said in college is ancient history.
What did Obama say in college?
Zing!
He has issues if she is a YEC?
So, if she was a just a mere Domionist that believed science and faith are in harmony, and that evolution is another of God’s ways of remaining Anonymous, he would leave her alone.
Oops, I forgot, she wants to make Jergen’s lotion a controlled substance. That’ll sure stick in the craw a of fundamentalist wanker…yesiree…no gettimg over that.
She’s also rejected Darwin’s theory of Evolution. That’s unforgivable in Chuck’s eyes.
Plus, her boobs are bigger than his.
Perkier, not sure about bigger.
She raised more money in a day than Chuck’s tip jar ever will. You know that’s got to be giving his butt blisters.
Wonder if anyone will complain about the endless Odonnell threads? Or if Johnson has to post a warning telling commenters not to tell him what topics the threads should address. I think the lizards will post over here, trolling for fun and excitement if Johnson continues this perseveration on ODonnell.
Heck, he’ll ban anyone who even downdings one of those threads. He’s completely insane; and only allows those of equal pathology on his crappy blog. It won’t be long now. When the money’s gone, Chunky will be wanking in the park under a blue tarp.
You have to wonder how Chuckie & the left would react if a Muslim candidate came out against evolution & against sex outside marriage.
He’d get tenuously tied to VB and RSM and be labeled an undercover Christian fundamentalist, climate denying, Nazi, civil right abusing, white nationalist bigot steeped in misogyny. …… Did I get ‘em all in?
Bircher?
When is the headline on the sewer gonna be : “FatAss Athiest Smear Merchant Turncoat Dickweed Believes In Nothing, Everything” or “Chuck Spanks Johnson” ?
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Bazinga!!
“By: Charles Johnson”
Isn’t this misleading to write under every headline “By: Charles Johnson” when he only links to other peoples work ? One could get the impression it was written by him.
Usually blogger write “posted by…”
Yes, it is misleading. Then again, honesty and ethical behavior is not something he’s renowned for.
EVERY headline is by Charles Johnson – he doesn’t have guest threads. So it’s redundant.
So…you’d think Chunky would be thrilled that O’Donnell was nominated – doesn’t that supposedly pave the way for that bearded Marxist Coon (wait a minute – isn’t that raaaaacist?) to win the seat, which one would think is what Chunky wants. Why all the animosity Chunky? Smart woman in a real short skirt getting to ya?
Hey Lizards – go to HuffPo or DU or even Kos….at least they change the subject.
So, he writes 7 blog entrances about Christine O’Donell but not a word about rising poverty in the USA ?
Poverty Rate Rose Sharply in 2009, Says Census Bureau
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/17/us/17poverty.html?_r=1&nl=&emc=aua1
Math is hard!
Chucky wants to talk about bad gurlz!
Maybe math is hard, but if you aren’t on intimate terms with algebra, you’re some kind of low life and probably not even human to begin with.
He’s a strong adherent of the Rosipalmist religion. His whole life is based on observing the passing parade from the safety of his gated compound bunker, and then wanking to it online. Which is fine, and harmless as far as it goes, but you can’t compare what he does with real writers and people who are active in the real world, like his nemeses Pam and Robert, all the commentators at PJM, and people like David Horowitz who travel the country talking to all kinds of groups about the issues. Deep down, he’s probably smart enough to know that he’s not in their class as a thinker or a human being, and it burns, baby. Oh, does it burn.
That’s Bush’s fault!
I suspect he may be paving the way for submissions from those other than him.
Examples:
- He’ll be selecting individual LGF pages for front-page posting.
- He’s bringing in guest posters from time to time.
- He’s selling a share or all of the blog, which will ultimately have multiple contributors.
Otherwise, I can only include he just likes seeing his name and picture as often as possible (and forcing others to see the same). Could be this, too. Who knows.
And that’s how the final transition to the “two cats f*cking” blog will go down.
I dont think the strategy to “stay on message” was meant to be applied this literally. 7 posts? LOL
Chuck is nothing but an internet troll.
He knows O’Donnel is hot and he’s just riding her coat tails looking for blog traffic.
While spanking his manque, thinking about her.
He knows he is a nobody.
I got a copy of the jazz mans newest album and heres an excerpt from his new single titles “To christine”. The song sounds sorta familiar but chuck isnt know for copying other peoples work and passing it off as his own is he?
When you were here before,
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You’re so fuckin’ special
But I’m a creep,
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doin’ here?
I don’t belong here
I don’t care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
when I’m not around
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special…
You have wrecked that song for me, for.ev.er. LOL
Besides being a foul mouthed douche bag mother fucker, Charles Johnson is a dickwad!
So he wants to make an issue of wanking but does it while making “tea bag” comments?
Cato must be livid over there, considering his prolific postings with masturbation references. That, or flogging it.
As usual CJ has a problem with beautiful women wielding power.
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Atheists love to point out the faults of Christian Statesmen/Stateswomen. They love to vilify Catholic priests. They love to point out ties between Nazis and Christianity. But mention Mao, or Stalin, or Lenin…. all of a sudden they develop lockjaw. Evil only matters to them, when the evil agrees with their own point of view. Communism isn’t “bad”…except for the fact that it doesn’t work very well, and when you insist on trying to make it work, you end up having to kill millions of people as a sacrifice to a failed ideology…Other than that, it is a great way to waste 70-90 years and millions of lives.
He’s really going to go apeshit when Sharron Angle beats Harry Reid.
At this rate Nov. should be fun. I wonder how many commenter will be left Friday.
I love that Charles Johnson headline “O’Donnell Wouldn’t Lie to the Nazis”. In the clip she is being badgered by a bunch of Hollywood Clinton backers who don’t want Bill Clinton held to account for lying under oath (a felony) in a sexual harrassment case. One of them throws this pointless hypothetical at her about the Nazis, and she says that she believes God would show her the way to do the right thing.
The Hollywood defenders of presidential perjury (a felony) then started going on at her with the Democrat talking points of the moment, about how we should be more like the French, and they refer to French leader Mitterand. Mitterand was an unprincipled and dishonest man in general. For example, if Charles Johnson is such a big fan of environmentalists nowadays, maybe he can recall that Mitterand ordered the sinking of the Greenpeace boat “Rainbow Warrior 1″ in a port of French ally New Zealand. Mitterand initially joined New Zealoand in condemning it as a “terrorist act”; 20 years later it turned out he had personally ordered it.
Well, I think everyone can agree with Chuckles that O’Donnell did grossly overstate the whole mice/human brain thingy. As everyone knows, scientists didn’t create a human/mouse hybrid. They only injected human embryonic stem cells into mice fetuses; thereby, creating “living mice with working human brain cells inside their skulls.” http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/12/AR2005121201388.html
Oh, wait, so maybe she didn’t make a gross overstatement. I don’t know. Context is hard.
He’s going to be one unhappy little dhimmi moonbat the day after the elections.
What you’ll see are 20 threads about the few democrat wins, but he’ll ignore the vast number of Dem losses.
My prediction. Watch and see.