Chuck’s new Love

September 16, 2010

The Jazz Man always has an obsession with certain politicians. He once was in love with Rand Paul and did 20 threads on him in 2 days. Well he has a new crush, Christine O’Donnell! Since her victory Tuesday, he has had 7 threads on her!

Chuck, she’s too hot for you. Give it up, you’re a washed up Jabba Hut like man.

  1. Iron Fist
    September 16, 2010 at 3:56 pm | #1

    He’s afraid she’ll stop him from “wanking”! His life would be over then. It’d be like being in prison, except without a cell mate…

    • September 16, 2010 at 3:59 pm | #2

      He really is nuts. His Crush on Paul is over. If he gets in better shape, maybe he will have a shot at her!

      • MrPaulRevere
        September 16, 2010 at 4:07 pm | #3

        Oh, he’s gonna smash the Rand Paul record over her. We ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

  2. wolfie
    September 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm | #4

    Now, now. Chucky is discussing the important issues! All that stuff about economics, fiscal responsibility, limited government, and strong defense is, like, you know, soooo boring, man.

    • September 16, 2010 at 4:06 pm | #5

      Yeah I remember when he did a post showing Rubio down 10 against Crist. He was crowing about it. Now that Rubio is up 14-16% he hasn’t said anything about it.

      • KGB
        September 16, 2010 at 6:28 pm | #6

        Election night may finally spell the demise of the Johnson. He may use the nuclear option and ban his entire roster of commenters.

  3. WASVS
    September 16, 2010 at 4:06 pm | #7

    That’s got to get old, seeing the same kind of crap threads time after time.

  4. wolfie
    September 16, 2010 at 4:06 pm | #8

    Have you ever noticed that what a conservative said 15 years ago is of utmost importance today, so important it completely defines a whole person.
    What Chucky said 2 years ago, OTOH,…………

    • September 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm | #9

      Good point!

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 16, 2010 at 4:18 pm | #10

      And what Obama said in college is ancient history.

      • kansas
        September 16, 2010 at 6:28 pm | #11

        What did Obama say in college?

    • JohnsonEsque
      September 16, 2010 at 5:42 pm | #12

      Zing!

  5. Scott Madsen
    September 16, 2010 at 4:14 pm | #13

    He has issues if she is a YEC?

    So, if she was a just a mere Domionist that believed science and faith are in harmony, and that evolution is another of God’s ways of remaining Anonymous, he would leave her alone.

    Oops, I forgot, she wants to make Jergen’s lotion a controlled substance. That’ll sure stick in the craw a of fundamentalist wanker…yesiree…no gettimg over that.

  6. PeteP
    September 16, 2010 at 4:17 pm | #14

    She’s also rejected Darwin’s theory of Evolution. That’s unforgivable in Chuck’s eyes.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 16, 2010 at 4:18 pm | #15

      Plus, her boobs are bigger than his.

      • m
        September 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm | #16

        Perkier, not sure about bigger. ;)

  7. My Little Ponytail
    September 16, 2010 at 4:24 pm | #17

    She raised more money in a day than Chuck’s tip jar ever will. You know that’s got to be giving his butt blisters.

  8. snowcrash
    September 16, 2010 at 4:25 pm | #18

    Wonder if anyone will complain about the endless Odonnell threads? Or if Johnson has to post a warning telling commenters not to tell him what topics the threads should address. I think the lizards will post over here, trolling for fun and excitement if Johnson continues this perseveration on ODonnell.

    • Infidel
      September 16, 2010 at 5:58 pm | #19

      Heck, he’ll ban anyone who even downdings one of those threads. He’s completely insane; and only allows those of equal pathology on his crappy blog. It won’t be long now. When the money’s gone, Chunky will be wanking in the park under a blue tarp.

  9. WASVS
    September 16, 2010 at 4:26 pm | #20

    You have to wonder how Chuckie & the left would react if a Muslim candidate came out against evolution & against sex outside marriage.

    • poteen
      September 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm | #21

      He’d get tenuously tied to VB and RSM and be labeled an undercover Christian fundamentalist, climate denying, Nazi, civil right abusing, white nationalist bigot steeped in misogyny. …… Did I get ‘em all in?

  10. September 16, 2010 at 4:27 pm | #23

    When is the headline on the sewer gonna be : “FatAss Athiest Smear Merchant Turncoat Dickweed Believes In Nothing, Everything” or “Chuck Spanks Johnson” ?

  11. snowcrash
    September 16, 2010 at 4:46 pm | #24

    gravatar still missing

  12. poteen
    September 16, 2010 at 4:54 pm | #25

    m :
    Perkier, not sure about bigger.

    Bazinga!!

  13. Guggi
    September 16, 2010 at 4:55 pm | #26

    “By: Charles Johnson”

    Isn’t this misleading to write under every headline “By: Charles Johnson” when he only links to other peoples work ? One could get the impression it was written by him.

    Usually blogger write “posted by…”

    • PeteP
      September 16, 2010 at 5:00 pm | #27

      Yes, it is misleading. Then again, honesty and ethical behavior is not something he’s renowned for.

    • Arachne
      September 16, 2010 at 5:05 pm | #28

      EVERY headline is by Charles Johnson – he doesn’t have guest threads. So it’s redundant.

      So…you’d think Chunky would be thrilled that O’Donnell was nominated – doesn’t that supposedly pave the way for that bearded Marxist Coon (wait a minute – isn’t that raaaaacist?) to win the seat, which one would think is what Chunky wants. Why all the animosity Chunky? Smart woman in a real short skirt getting to ya?

      Hey Lizards – go to HuffPo or DU or even Kos….at least they change the subject.

  14. Guggi
    September 16, 2010 at 5:04 pm | #29

    So, he writes 7 blog entrances about Christine O’Donell but not a word about rising poverty in the USA ?

    Poverty Rate Rose Sharply in 2009, Says Census Bureau

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/17/us/17poverty.html?_r=1&nl=&emc=aua1

    • wolfie
      September 16, 2010 at 5:25 pm | #30

      Math is hard!
      Chucky wants to talk about bad gurlz!

      • KGB
        September 16, 2010 at 6:32 pm | #31

        Maybe math is hard, but if you aren’t on intimate terms with algebra, you’re some kind of low life and probably not even human to begin with.

  15. garycooper
    September 16, 2010 at 5:09 pm | #32

    He’s a strong adherent of the Rosipalmist religion. His whole life is based on observing the passing parade from the safety of his gated compound bunker, and then wanking to it online. Which is fine, and harmless as far as it goes, but you can’t compare what he does with real writers and people who are active in the real world, like his nemeses Pam and Robert, all the commentators at PJM, and people like David Horowitz who travel the country talking to all kinds of groups about the issues. Deep down, he’s probably smart enough to know that he’s not in their class as a thinker or a human being, and it burns, baby. Oh, does it burn. ;)

  16. garycooper
    September 16, 2010 at 5:10 pm | #33

    Guggi :So, he writes 7 blog entrances about Christine O’Donell but not a word about rising poverty in the USA ?
    Poverty Rate Rose Sharply in 2009, Says Census Bureau
    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/17/us/17poverty.html?_r=1&nl=&emc=aua1

    That’s Bush’s fault!

  17. Voltaires Crack
    September 16, 2010 at 5:54 pm | #34

    Guggi :
    “By: Charles Johnson”
    Isn’t this misleading to write under every headline “By: Charles Johnson” when he only links to other peoples work ? One could get the impression it was written by him.
    Usually blogger write “posted by…”

    I suspect he may be paving the way for submissions from those other than him.

    Examples:

    - He’ll be selecting individual LGF pages for front-page posting.
    - He’s bringing in guest posters from time to time.
    - He’s selling a share or all of the blog, which will ultimately have multiple contributors.

    Otherwise, I can only include he just likes seeing his name and picture as often as possible (and forcing others to see the same). Could be this, too. Who knows.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 16, 2010 at 6:24 pm | #35

      And that’s how the final transition to the “two cats f*cking” blog will go down.

  18. snowcrash
    September 16, 2010 at 6:15 pm | #36

    I dont think the strategy to “stay on message” was meant to be applied this literally. 7 posts? LOL

  19. Doppelganger
    September 16, 2010 at 6:16 pm | #37

    Chuck is nothing but an internet troll.

    He knows O’Donnel is hot and he’s just riding her coat tails looking for blog traffic.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 16, 2010 at 6:25 pm | #38

      While spanking his manque, thinking about her.

  20. Roger
    September 16, 2010 at 6:25 pm | #39

    He knows he is a nobody.

  21. Dr. Rip Studwell
    September 16, 2010 at 6:26 pm | #40

    I got a copy of the jazz mans newest album and heres an excerpt from his new single titles “To christine”. The song sounds sorta familiar but chuck isnt know for copying other peoples work and passing it off as his own is he?

    When you were here before,
    Couldn’t look you in the eye
    You’re just like an angel,
    Your skin makes me cry

    You float like a feather
    In a beautiful world
    I wish I was special
    You’re so fuckin’ special

    But I’m a creep,
    I’m a weirdo
    What the hell am I doin’ here?
    I don’t belong here

    I don’t care if it hurts,
    I wanna have control
    I want a perfect body
    I want a perfect soul

    I want you to notice
    when I’m not around
    You’re so fuckin’ special
    I wish I was special…

    • snowcrash
      September 16, 2010 at 7:14 pm | #41

      You have wrecked that song for me, for.ev.er. LOL

  22. Speranza
    September 16, 2010 at 6:58 pm | #42

    Besides being a foul mouthed douche bag mother fucker, Charles Johnson is a dickwad!

  23. KGB
    September 16, 2010 at 7:11 pm | #43

    So he wants to make an issue of wanking but does it while making “tea bag” comments?

  24. Voltaires Crack
    September 16, 2010 at 7:15 pm | #44

    Cato must be livid over there, considering his prolific postings with masturbation references. That, or flogging it.

  25. spaceallah
    September 16, 2010 at 8:08 pm | #45

    As usual CJ has a problem with beautiful women wielding power.

  26. September 16, 2010 at 8:21 pm | #46

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  27. swamprat
    September 16, 2010 at 8:42 pm | #47

    Atheists love to point out the faults of Christian Statesmen/Stateswomen. They love to vilify Catholic priests. They love to point out ties between Nazis and Christianity. But mention Mao, or Stalin, or Lenin…. all of a sudden they develop lockjaw. Evil only matters to them, when the evil agrees with their own point of view. Communism isn’t “bad”…except for the fact that it doesn’t work very well, and when you insist on trying to make it work, you end up having to kill millions of people as a sacrifice to a failed ideology…Other than that, it is a great way to waste 70-90 years and millions of lives.

  28. The Osprey
    September 16, 2010 at 9:31 pm | #48

    He’s really going to go apeshit when Sharron Angle beats Harry Reid.

  29. mattm
    September 16, 2010 at 11:37 pm | #49

    At this rate Nov. should be fun. I wonder how many commenter will be left Friday.

  30. Robert
    September 17, 2010 at 3:28 am | #50

    I love that Charles Johnson headline “O’Donnell Wouldn’t Lie to the Nazis”. In the clip she is being badgered by a bunch of Hollywood Clinton backers who don’t want Bill Clinton held to account for lying under oath (a felony) in a sexual harrassment case. One of them throws this pointless hypothetical at her about the Nazis, and she says that she believes God would show her the way to do the right thing.

    The Hollywood defenders of presidential perjury (a felony) then started going on at her with the Democrat talking points of the moment, about how we should be more like the French, and they refer to French leader Mitterand. Mitterand was an unprincipled and dishonest man in general. For example, if Charles Johnson is such a big fan of environmentalists nowadays, maybe he can recall that Mitterand ordered the sinking of the Greenpeace boat “Rainbow Warrior 1″ in a port of French ally New Zealand. Mitterand initially joined New Zealoand in condemning it as a “terrorist act”; 20 years later it turned out he had personally ordered it.

  31. Teambru
    September 17, 2010 at 10:31 am | #51

    Well, I think everyone can agree with Chuckles that O’Donnell did grossly overstate the whole mice/human brain thingy. As everyone knows, scientists didn’t create a human/mouse hybrid. They only injected human embryonic stem cells into mice fetuses; thereby, creating “living mice with working human brain cells inside their skulls.” http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/12/AR2005121201388.html

    Oh, wait, so maybe she didn’t make a gross overstatement. I don’t know. Context is hard.

  32. refugee000
    September 17, 2010 at 10:43 am | #52

    He’s going to be one unhappy little dhimmi moonbat the day after the elections.

    What you’ll see are 20 threads about the few democrat wins, but he’ll ignore the vast number of Dem losses.

    My prediction. Watch and see.

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