Chucky Aint Down!

September 16, 2010

The Jazz Man was using street slang last night, well as someone who is actually down and from the Hood, I will speak to him in that lingo.

Listen Chazz you lame ass played out jazz man, you ain’t down with da Hood brotha. Yous a wannabe corball thinking you can speak da dun language. You’re a sucka and a chump who would crap at being in da hood. I actually DJ’d Hip Hop and grew up in Da Hood (Woodside, Queens) sonny, you neve set foot in dat type of club. You just play yourself trying to act like you one of us. You aint nothing but lame ass old timer who misses his youth. You aint no gansta and most def aint da man either son.

You aint no crook son, you’s just shook one!

  1. Crashnburn01
    September 16, 2010 at 10:25 am | #1

    Maybe the mo-fo could release a rap jazz tune since he so bad azz!

    • September 16, 2010 at 10:28 am | #2

      He’s lame azz! He couldn’t get down even if he was 4 inches.

      • poteen
        September 16, 2010 at 10:36 am | #3

        That’s a straight line if I’ve ever seen one. :)

  2. KGB
    September 16, 2010 at 10:37 am | #4

    I find his use of that language racist and bigoted.

    • Ricardo Multiban
      September 16, 2010 at 11:13 am | #5

      Exactly. He would call it race-baiting if it came from anyone else.

  3. My Little Ponytail
    September 16, 2010 at 10:39 am | #6

    It’s hard to keep a good hippy down…

  4. Heracles
    September 16, 2010 at 10:54 am | #7

    But what do you really think of Chaz?

    • September 16, 2010 at 11:46 am | #8

      He’s a Bicth azz chump!

  5. garycooper
    September 16, 2010 at 12:38 pm | #9

    I just listened to some of his guitar-playing on youtube…meh! I hate jazz, so maybe I’m not the best judge, but my 18-yr-old daughter plays better licks than he does in those performances. Seriously.

  6. MrPaulRevere
    September 16, 2010 at 3:34 pm | #10

    Maybe we should call CJ the first black blogger, just as Bill Clinton was called the first black President.

  7. spaceallah
    September 16, 2010 at 8:09 pm | #11

    Yeahhhhhhh boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  8. My Little Ponytail
    September 16, 2010 at 8:17 pm | #12

    Is Chunky funky when he spanks his monkey?

  9. Food Lion
    September 18, 2010 at 2:37 am | #13

    Meanwhile back in Queens the realness foundation,
    if I die, I couldn’t choose a better location,
    when the slugs penetrate, feel a burnin sensation,
    gettin closer to god in a tight situation,
    now take these words home and think it through,
    or the next rhyme I write might be about you,

    Son, they shook,
    cuz aint no such things as half way crooks,
    scared to death, they scared to look

    Son, they shook,
    cuz aint no such things as half way crooks,
    scared to death, they scared to look

    He aint a crook son,
    He just a shook one

  10. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 20, 2010 at 7:00 pm | #14

    dude this bitch be crumpin yo ya dig mah scene playboi hey dawg

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