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Masturbation Causes Dementia

September 19, 2010

Exhibit “A”:

Somebody get that man a straitjacket, stat.

H/T: MrPauleRevere

Categories: Animal Farm Lunacy, Cato
  1. September 19, 2010 at 6:46 pm | #1

    Cato.. fwee-wange wanker.

  2. September 19, 2010 at 7:13 pm | #2

    you’ll go blind, cato!

  3. MrPaulRevere
    September 19, 2010 at 7:20 pm | #3

    Thanks for the hat-tip Iapyx, I must be on a roll today.

  4. Voltaires Crack
    September 19, 2010 at 7:32 pm | #4

    Cato must be totally inept in all matters female. Ever since Sarah Palin emerged, it seems that he’s been jacking off ever since, without help. Given the amount of passion he has towards one Ms. Palin, I can only imagine how many nights dear Sarah has helped Mr. Cato find Mr. Sandman.

    He really does have an obsession about masturbation. It’s strange.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 19, 2010 at 8:24 pm | #5

      Cato must be totally inept in all matters female.

      Whatever gave you that idea?

  5. Mashiki
    September 19, 2010 at 8:05 pm | #6

    I think a better title would have been another:
    Smell something burning?
    The answer of course is: Yes. Burning braincells…

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 19, 2010 at 8:23 pm | #7

      Or burning palm hair…

    • Philip_Daniel
      September 19, 2010 at 9:48 pm | #8

      I found footage of Cato before his sex change operation…

  6. Haiku
    September 19, 2010 at 8:42 pm | #9

    Can’t a dog get a break?

    Will someone adopt me, PLEASE!

  7. Heracles
    September 19, 2010 at 9:06 pm | #10

    Somebody told somebody on our blog that when Cato went down to stay with Walter L. Newton – he was a pig.

  8. doppelganger
    September 19, 2010 at 11:46 pm | #11

    Cato’s speech impediment is obviously due to haku’s wanker in his mouth

  9. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 20, 2010 at 6:13 pm | #12

    keep abusing that fwee wange chicken

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