Killgore Trout the Prophet

September 22, 2010

Charles “Icarus” Johnson is God at LGF, while Killgore Trout is his prophet. The racist violin repair man now predicts there will not be a Republican President for a decade! Never mind the economy is stagnant and THe Democrats are discredited. He gives no insight into how he reached this conclusion.

Killgore Trout clearly is channeling his inner Nostradamus. He’s not a great analyst or thinker so he must be a prophet! A false one of course!

  1. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 22, 2010 at 4:37 pm | #1

    Dude killgore trout probably got advise frim his neighbor a big butch woman naed Adelle

  2. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 22, 2010 at 4:37 pm | #2

    Dude killgore trout probably got advise from his neighbor a big butch woman naed Adelle

  3. Speranza
    September 22, 2010 at 4:40 pm | #3

    If KKKillgore Trout says so it must be so.

  4. Princess Natasha
    September 22, 2010 at 4:41 pm | #4

    Nostradamus? More like Nostra-Dumbass! Killgore, the pathetic, in-the-shadows understudy in Douchetude. Just can’t quite measure up to Douchemeisters like Chumples or Cato the Corpse.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 22, 2010 at 4:58 pm | #5

      Nostra-Dumbass!

      Which in Latin means “our dumbass”. Yup, Chuck. He’s your dumbass.

      • September 22, 2010 at 6:43 pm | #6

        He sure ain’t OUR dumbass! :lol:

  5. snowcrash
    September 22, 2010 at 4:46 pm | #7

    The only skill KKKtrout has is the ability to express concern and glee in the same post. He is probably a very unlikable person in real life.

  6. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 22, 2010 at 4:49 pm | #8

    snowcrash :The only skill KKKtrout has is the ability to express concern and glee in the same post. He is probably a very unlikable person in real life.

    Dude KKKilgore is just chunky money johnsons Bytch

  7. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 22, 2010 at 4:49 pm | #9

    monkey*

  8. spaceallah
    September 22, 2010 at 4:49 pm | #10

    He’s still an asshole for defacing what is essentially private property (even if it is ‘virtual’, it is still a property that has worth and value). This puts him on par with kids that throw stones through store windows in the middle of the night to prove security is lax.

  9. Voltaires Crack
    September 22, 2010 at 4:50 pm | #11

    Anyone with an account could go back and check out the lubberly luthier’s predictions from a year or two ago.

    R’s would only hold southern seats in Congress, Ron Paul would be the leader of the party, etc.

    He should stick to changing guitar strings.

  10. Crashnburn01
    September 22, 2010 at 4:50 pm | #12

    Yeah KKKilgore…. Cuz there are no left wing nut-jobs **cough**cough**Obama ain’t a centrist**cough** out there either. Only a fool dents the tide…

  11. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 22, 2010 at 4:51 pm | #13

    spaceallah :He’s still an asshole for defacing what is essentially private property (even if it is ‘virtual’, it is still a property that has worth and value). This puts him on par with kids that throw stones through store windows in the middle of the night to prove security is lax.

    I hope his kidneys fail

    • snowcrash
      September 22, 2010 at 4:56 pm | #14

      Why? Then the tax payer will be responsible for his dialysis. Think smaller.

  12. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 22, 2010 at 5:01 pm | #15

    snowcrash :Why? Then the tax payer will be responsible for his dialysis. Think smaller.

    i hope someone punches him so hard in the crotch he cant sit or have sex for 1000 years

    • Iron Fist
      September 22, 2010 at 5:04 pm | #16

      Damn, man, in 1000 years his hand would get mighty lonely…

  13. WASVS
    September 22, 2010 at 5:07 pm | #17

    I’ll give him credit. If the Republicans continue to nominate RINO’s like McCain, we probably won’t win.

  14. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 22, 2010 at 5:11 pm | #18

    Iron Fist :Damn, man, in 1000 years his hand would get mighty lonely…

    well he can always skinny dip in the california ocean with chuckles johnsonless

  15. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 22, 2010 at 6:05 pm | #19

    dude still no comments calling me nasty?

  16. Grimcargo
    September 22, 2010 at 6:53 pm | #20

    Killgore Snout stick to slugs they’re the only thing dumber than you.

  17. spaceallah
    September 22, 2010 at 6:55 pm | #21

    CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes :
    dude still no comments calling me nasty?

    You’re free to say whatever you want but just because no one has addressed what you have said implies general acceptance in any way.

    Take that however you want.

  18. CharlesJohnsonLooneyTunes
    September 22, 2010 at 7:32 pm | #22

    spaceallah your right

    but i must bid you adieu :lol:

  19. Ricardo Multiban
    September 23, 2010 at 1:48 am | #23

    Concern Troll is Concerned.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 23, 2010 at 10:34 am | #24

      Actually, concern troll is banned, but that’s old hat to you, huh?

  20. spaceallah
    September 23, 2010 at 8:37 am | #25

    Why would anyone think that someone would defend CJ in any way on this blog? That’s just moronic. Obviously I don’t wish and true personal harm to the guy but he’s gone batshit insane and has the “I’m never wrong” disease, which when you combine with terminal smugness, combines into one horrible shitstorm of a person. The way he treated a lot of the people that have migrated away to these communities won’t allow for the defense of CJ in any way.

    Besides one is free to state their opinion here in general without fear of deletion, unless of course you’re a douche like Kilgore Trout who wants to spout racist bullshit in some myopic attempt to prove … something.

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