AND HE’S OUT!!!!!

September 23, 2010

  1. Choog
    September 23, 2010 at 9:37 pm | #1

    So is McSpiff now. This is unreal…..absolutely ridiculous.

    • refugee000
      September 23, 2010 at 10:26 pm | #2

      Mcspiff is gone?

  2. My Little Ponytail
    September 23, 2010 at 9:40 pm | #3

    It’s been unreal for a long time.

  3. The Osprey
    September 23, 2010 at 9:40 pm | #4

    That was quick!

  4. My Little Ponytail
    September 23, 2010 at 9:48 pm | #5

    Is LFG kind of like a snuff video? Every time you look…

  5. September 23, 2010 at 9:48 pm | #6

    Just heard about this. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…

  6. September 23, 2010 at 10:06 pm | #7

    The Osprey :

    That was quick!

    43 seconds. Fast indeed!

  7. Formercorpsman
    September 23, 2010 at 10:20 pm | #8

    Hen

  8. September 23, 2010 at 10:23 pm | #9

    McSpiff is a good kid, period. Sure a lefty, but an honest and sincere one. (Chances are many of us were more liberal when we were college age.) It was inevitable that Charles would ban him as he was marked for elimination by the Socioweasel when he called here out some days ago.

    They were always going to start feeding on the lefties and liberals once they had eliminated all the centrists and conservatives. Sociopaths are feeding compulsions after all.

    Yet here we are mocking a formally pioneering blog in its last gasps of life. Here is the score as I post for today:

    TheBlogmocracy 902 comments. No one banned today, only a few since inception.

    LittleGreenFootballs 774 comments. Two banned today of the handful that remain, thousands banned in the same time frame.

    Do the math.
    :)

    • Voltaires Crack
      September 23, 2010 at 10:24 pm | #10

      Who was #2?

    • kraken
      September 23, 2010 at 11:07 pm | #11

      you should check your youtube channel more.

  9. September 23, 2010 at 10:27 pm | #12

    Cato, don’t EVEN think about coming over here, you POS…

    • Ricardo Multiban
      September 23, 2010 at 11:15 pm | #13

      Couldn’t agree more!

  10. refugee000
    September 23, 2010 at 10:29 pm | #14

    Probably Cato’s best posting…and it got him ‘banned’.

    lol!

    72 Cato the Elder Thu, Sep 23, 2010 5:58:46pm replyquote

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    re: #57 reine.de.tout

    Frankly, I would subscribe if I had the scratch, but the content has become a bit thin.

    • poteen
      September 24, 2010 at 2:50 am | #15

      The only time IMHO that the goofy fucker was ever right.

  11. Speranza
    September 23, 2010 at 10:36 pm | #16

    Watch, the Trig Palin hating bastard will beg to be let back in tomorrow morning. he really is a drama queen. However I think Charles Johnson way overreacted to Cato’s post.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 23, 2010 at 11:18 pm | #17

      Yup.

    • F
      September 24, 2010 at 7:52 pm | #18

      That is the new SChmuckie Modus Operandi now. If you even glancingly might appear to disagree with the latest diktats from Pudgy Leader, even if he hasn’t expressed what they are, then you are summarily given the heave-ho. If it were anyone other than SChmuckie it would be classified as over-reacting. In his mind it is being pro-active so the butt cult minions are not disturbed from their constant worship of SChmuckie.

  12. snowcrash
    September 23, 2010 at 10:38 pm | #19

    That was a very stylish exit. He hit the blog owner where it hurts, on content. Nicely done.

    • wolfie
      September 24, 2010 at 12:09 pm | #20

      Indeed. Very stylish.

      The new LGF may have suited his nasty, vituperative side, but I suspect the anti-intellectualism and lockstep “opinions” got to be a bore. Who knows?

  13. September 23, 2010 at 10:38 pm | #21

    ‘m’ and I went through the comments and Natasha is comment number 500,000. yay!

  14. snowcrash
    September 23, 2010 at 10:40 pm | #22

    refugee000 :Mcspiff is gone?

    Do you remember, I had him in the dead pool? LOL McSpiff was as good as gone the night he got into it with Jimmah and ice. nuff said. We have to start a new pool. Who do you pick?

    • refugee000
      September 23, 2010 at 10:47 pm | #23

      Brooklyred.

      • snowcrash
        September 23, 2010 at 10:54 pm | #24

        Magic 8 ball says “signs point to yes” LOL

      • soxfan4life
        September 24, 2010 at 10:44 am | #25

        What about NJDevilfan? Or is he already toast?

    • The Minotaur
      September 23, 2010 at 10:56 pm | #26

      I’d hold off celebrating for a bit. We could always get a crawlback.

      • My Little Ponytail
        September 23, 2010 at 11:19 pm | #27

        I don’t think Chuck’s going to do that after the crack about thin content.

  15. September 23, 2010 at 10:45 pm | #28

    fucking hilariously, he had only just concurred with someone else who just said they were in “best possible company here at LGF rather than anywhere else.” (#63)

    talk about burning the bridge at both ends while you’re standing on it

  16. Heracles
    September 23, 2010 at 10:48 pm | #29

    refugee000 :
    Probably Cato’s best posting…and it got him ‘banned’.
    lol!
    72 Cato the Elder Thu, Sep 23, 2010 5:58:46pm replyquote
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    re: #57 reine.de.tout
    Frankly, I would subscribe if I had the scratch, but the content has become a bit thin.

    Now you can scratch your nut sack.

  17. swamprat
    September 23, 2010 at 11:02 pm | #30

    Wandering thru a blogs graveyard, Finds a skull…

    Alas, poor Cato! I knew his oratorio well!
    a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy:
    he hath gored me with his snide cracks a thousand times;
    and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
    my gorge rises at it.
    Here rung those quips that I have missed I know not how oft.
    Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs?
    your flashes of petulance,that were wont to set the blog on a roar?
    Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
    Now get you to thy lady’s chamber, and tell her, let
    her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that. Prithee, Cato, tell me one thing.

    Cato; “What is that, you buffoon?”

    “Do you think Charles looks o’ this fashion i’ our mirth?”

    Cato;”E’en so, you cretin”

    “Aye! And smelt so? Yuck!”

    Cato; “E’en so, you imbecile..”

    ” Uh, Cato, I misspelled ‘thru’ on purpose.”

    Cato; “Sure you did, and you are still a moron. People who can’t use grammar correctly can’t think straight. Math is a different matter, though”.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 23, 2010 at 11:21 pm | #31

      Oy. So who’s Loody going to beat on now?

    • wolfie
      September 24, 2010 at 12:16 pm | #32

      Wow! Very good, swamprat! :lol:

  18. garycooper
    September 23, 2010 at 11:22 pm | #33

    I predict a grovel, and a tearful reconciliation. But I gotta say, much as I think Cato’s a worm and a drag on society on and offline, he got in a nice shot on Chunky. LOL!

    • Arachne
      September 24, 2010 at 9:50 am | #34

      He’ll be allowed back, but he’ll have to fork over some of that monthly government cash to a subscription for LGF. Honestly, you ban people because they refuse to pay to be at your website. Are the rest of you Manson Minions taking note? Probably not – most of you have two brain cells each – one’s lost, and the other’s out looking for it.

      And yeah, Chunky, your content is pretty thin – if it exists at all.

  19. Ricardo Multiban
    September 23, 2010 at 11:22 pm | #35

    Let the scrubbing begin! Soon they’ll be pretending that misogynistic comments have never been tolerated. And Cato’s prior up-dingers will dutifully get in line to praise this long-standing policy.

    More predictable than “Ow, My Balls!”

  20. nil stooge
    September 24, 2010 at 6:11 am | #36

    In case you needed another reason to avoid the Little Green Palimpsest:

    - Accept a bunch of new cookies from LGF and get hit once every 24 hours with various obnoxious new pop-up ads,
    - Or don’t accept the cookies and get hit with pop-ups every time,
    - Or pay the shakedown subscribe to avoid the ads:

    30- Stanley Sea +1 [Thu, Sep 23, 2010 5:34:37pm ] 2 replies (13 total)
    Sorry to go OT, but Charles, something is up with the site. Pop ups like crazy, the screen size has reduced to smalll.
    I checked my google chrome, all appears normal, pop ups blocked etc.

    * 49- (reply to 30 ) Charles +5 [Thu, Sep 23, 2010 5:47:57pm ] 2 replies (9 total)
    I’m experimenting with some new ads — but here’s a quick fix for Chrome. Go to: Preferences-Under The Hood-Privacy-Content Settings and click “Ask me when a site tries to set data”. The next time you load LGF you’ll see a whole bunch of prompts for the various cookies that need to be set for ads, web services, etc. etc., and just OK all of them. Chrome remembers them so you only have to do it once. After you do this, any popups that might appear will only show up once in a 24-hour period.

    • Roger
      September 24, 2010 at 7:32 am | #37

      lol! It’s him doin’ it! Bet he is into other internet scams

    • KGB
      September 24, 2010 at 8:19 am | #38

      Let’s see, do I want to get under the hood of my browser, monkey around, and even then still get pop up ads “only” once a day, or do I want to go to another site that isn’t programmed in such a cumbersome fashion — and that isn’t so thin on content?

      It’s amazing how poor Chawuz is at standing in others’ shoes.

  21. kansas
    September 24, 2010 at 8:54 am | #39

    The content has become a “little” thin? So the douchebag got banned for the understatement of the century.

  22. phoenixgirl
    September 24, 2010 at 9:15 am | #40

    really floral? you’ve been there how long and only now consider subscribing?

  23. Speranza
    September 24, 2010 at 9:32 am | #41

    kansas :
    The content has become a “little” thin? So the douchebag got banned for the understatement of the century.

    The word “thin” and Cato the Elder somehow do not seem to match up.

  24. Arachne
    September 24, 2010 at 9:53 am | #42

    “the price is cheaper than cable Teevee”

    Yeah, and think of the little grey cells you’re saving, since cable television will require that you actually use them to view the content and comprehend it.

  25. Speranza
    September 24, 2010 at 10:45 am | #43

    Arachne :
    “the price is cheaper than cable Teevee”
    Yeah, and think of the little grey cells you’re saving, since cable television will require that you actually use them to view the content and comprehend it.

    Yes but does Cable TeeVee have wondrous photos of an empty coca cola can on a beach?

    • Arachne
      September 24, 2010 at 11:23 am | #44

      True – you do get more than your pro rata share of absurd useless photo-art at the Swamp – its cheaper than admission to a SoHo gallery opening. But of course, there’s no wine (unless you count Chunky’s money pleas).

  26. Robert
    September 24, 2010 at 12:39 pm | #45

    Look at this guy! He subscribed but asked Charles to keep the ads on! And, he likes to click on the ads. lolol There are some seriously sad cultists on that blog.

    78 HoosierHoops
    Thu, Sep 23, 2010 6:05:57pm replyquote 1downupreport

    I subscribe here..The best Blog in the world and worth every cent…
    I asked Charles not to turn off the ads…Doesn’t slow my Elitebook down at all..( Wicked fast notebook) plus I poke around ads every so often for the fun of it…

    • m
      September 24, 2010 at 12:44 pm | #46

      Wow. I keep thinking they can’t surprise me any more, and they keep on surprising me.

    • soxfan4life
      September 24, 2010 at 12:50 pm | #47

      Best blog in the world. I will have to remember that every time I think my life sucks. A perfect example of it could always be worse.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 24, 2010 at 1:57 pm | #48

      Now if Chuck can just find about 1000 more ding-a-lings like that, he just might be able to make a decent living. :roll:

    • Village Idiot’s Apprentice
      September 24, 2010 at 6:18 pm | #49

      Damn….did anyone else ears pop when they read that?

      (Old engineering joke about “drawing vacuum”)

  27. September 24, 2010 at 1:50 pm | #50

    78 HoosierHoops
    Thu, Sep 23, 2010 6:05:57pm replyquote 1downupreport
    I subscribe here..The best Blog in the world and worth every cent…
    I asked Charles not to turn off the ads…Doesn’t slow my Elitebook down at all..( Wicked fast notebook) plus I poke around ads every so often for the fun of it…

    The brown-nosing those ignorant dimwitted losers like HH do to that fatass ponytailed douchebag is astounding, although it never fails to amaze me for some weird reason.

  28. Overlook
    September 24, 2010 at 2:50 pm | #51

    They love the ads! They love the infantilizing ding-dongs! They love the bannings and the troll roasts! The love the content – it’s themselves! They love the uniformity of opinion! They love being educated by swaggering geniuses. They love being saner and smarter than strawmen. They love each other! They love paying! It’s the Best Blog in the World!

  29. Crashnburn01
    September 24, 2010 at 3:35 pm | #52

    I was waiting for this one to appear, (it never did though)….

    107 HoosierHoops
    Thu, Sep 23, 2010 6:05:57pm replyquote 1downupreport
    I wanted to let you know that I have purchased the Kotex “Heavy Days” pads advertised by one of your pop-ups, Charles. They’re marvelous and help my bleeding anus to stop staining my tighty whiteys. Thanks Charles!

    The best Blog in the world and worth every cent… plus I poke around ads every so often for the fun of it… and this one actually helped me out!

  30. September 24, 2010 at 3:59 pm | #53

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    I’m posting this here so that people know the truth behind the Cato banning, because certain numbskulls are trying to make a big deal of it. This was my answer to RememberTonyC in another thread…

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    re: #231 _RememberTonyC

    maybe he needs to do some introspection … being a dick is one thing, but intentionally taunting Charles is flat stupid. he had many chances to behave himself.

    Not only that — he actually did a full-on flounce at least twice and announced he was done with LGF — but I didn’t block his account, because I wanted to give him a chance to reconsider. At least twice. And once he followed this up with an angry email to me.

    I gave him many more chances than I’d give most people. In return, he acted like a complete asshole for no reason. I’ll give people chances when they’ve been at LGF for a long time, but I will only be pushed so far.

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