Ludwig planning to leave America

September 24, 2010

Well it seems the racist Christian hating Ludwig VanQuixote is a coward. Rather than deal with the political reality that people aren’t buying into the Tranzi Progressive Ideology and its Global Warming scam, he is running away. He has announced he’s planning to move to Canada!

Ludwig I’m glad you are leaving. It’s scum like you that is preventing us from being a great nation again with your debt based economic policies and appeasement of Islamic aggression. Good bye and hurry the hell out!

  1. My Little Ponytail
    September 24, 2010 at 12:26 pm | #1

    Something tells me he’s never set foot in the US, or even on the North American continent.

  2. Iron Fist
    September 24, 2010 at 12:30 pm | #2

    Hasn’t he figured out that he can’t get his inflatable play-toy pregnant? How does he think he’ll have grandchildren, parthenogenisis?

  3. NoMo
    September 24, 2010 at 12:32 pm | #3

    Now why wouldn’t such a devout Jew make aliyah to Israel.Interesting.

  4. September 24, 2010 at 12:37 pm | #4

    Fouling his own nest…then flying the coop. Way to go, Ludwig!

  5. September 24, 2010 at 12:40 pm | #5

    AH H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS!!!!! I don’t want him fouling up MY city any worse then it is.

  6. wolfie
    September 24, 2010 at 12:41 pm | #6

    Go north, young man!

    (Just keep your fingers crossed that we aren’t going into a COOLING phase!)

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 24, 2010 at 12:57 pm | #7

      Exactly. If NASA is correct about the strong possibility of a multi-decade sunspot lul, it’s gonna get mighty cold up there.

  7. September 24, 2010 at 12:41 pm | #8

    ROTFLMAO… Did anyone see Paris Hilton get denied entry to Japan because she is such a douche bag? I predict a repeat performance of that denial when Ludwig attempts to enter Canada…

    • September 24, 2010 at 12:45 pm | #9

      *fingers crossed* Besides we have enough janitors up here as it is.

  8. soxfan4life
    September 24, 2010 at 12:46 pm | #10

    Couldn’t he find a more sharia compliant nation than Canada to go to?

    • September 24, 2010 at 12:48 pm | #11

      Well, he could but he would have to leave North America. Besides, you wouldn’t believe the amount of sharia compliant financing that goes on up here.

      • snowcrash
        September 24, 2010 at 1:28 pm | #12

        Phil, do you think he will seek political refugee status? LOL

  9. Robert
    September 24, 2010 at 12:47 pm | #13

    Amazing that a stupid “the sky is falling!” post like that got updings. I thought LGF was the home of the rational and level-headed folks. lol

  10. September 24, 2010 at 12:47 pm | #14

    Oh and to comment about the 0 bank failures up here. We have 5 big banks, a whole bunch of credit unions and about 10 smaller banks. As well we didn’t have a CRA to force banks to make bad loans. Moron….

  11. Formercorpsman
    September 24, 2010 at 12:50 pm | #15

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRyIMqXA_o8

  12. Formercorpsman
    September 24, 2010 at 12:50 pm | #16

  13. Guggi
    September 24, 2010 at 12:50 pm | #17

    In my mother tongue:

    Baba und fall’ net.

  14. September 24, 2010 at 12:55 pm | #18

    People like them are dead set on ruining America

    We can’t. Obama is already beating us to it. We only hope that there’s enough America left to ruin once we take over.

    Our most cornerstone liberties are gone. Our economy will be shot.

    Again and again, Obama’s already there.

    a technological society needs a strong education base in science, mathematics and engineering

    And if America had that, people wouldn’t believe the biggest hoax of the century just because a bunch of guys in white coats said “Trust us, we’re scientists and we know better than you.” The Democrats have spent decades sabotaging the education system in order to make the citizenry less educated and more easily manipulated and controlled.

    But most importantly, then America really is doomed to eventual mass starvation, loss of major cities, desertification over vast swaths, spread of contagion and collapse.

    Yep, I read all about those predictions, and how they were all scientifically proven, and how they were all supposed to happen in the 1990s. Doom and gloom stories never come true, and the libtards who spread them are never held accountable when the don’t; nor do they ever lose credibility with the MFMSM when they continue to just make up more absurd doom and gloom stories.

    I frankly have no desire to see my grand kids

    I have no desire to see them either. At last we agree on something.

  15. My Little Ponytail
    September 24, 2010 at 12:58 pm | #19

    Don’t they already have their quota for lab janitors filled?

  16. Roger
    September 24, 2010 at 1:07 pm | #20

    C’mon, I thought yinz be makin’ a field day out of the “amazingly well armed refugees” bit!

    • Iron Fist
      September 24, 2010 at 1:19 pm | #21

      If we are having a mini-ice age I’m,/I> not going to be invading Canada. We may have to do something to keep the Canadians in their frozen wastelands, though. Or we could do for them what Mexico does for Guatamalans and let them traven through our country as long as they leave it when they hit the Southern Border. Mexico could deal with an influx of Canadians, bringing Canadian culture with them…

      • My Little Ponytail
        September 24, 2010 at 1:21 pm | #22

        Mexico could deal with an influx of Canadians, bringing Canadian culture with them…

        If that doesn’t have comedy gold potential… :lol:

      • September 24, 2010 at 1:26 pm | #23

        No Hockey? No snowmobiles? I think the only culture they would appreciate would be our beer and fur trapping skills.

        /snark snark. :)

      • My Little Ponytail
        September 24, 2010 at 1:33 pm | #24

        You can whack pinatas with your hockey sticks. :)

  17. September 24, 2010 at 1:30 pm | #25

    Oh, Canada Customs will have a field day with Luddie trying to cross at Windsor, Sarnia or Queenstown.

    Trust me, the Canucks will take his car apart down to the bolts and guess what? They don’t have to pay for any damage, hahhaa

    • Mashiki
      September 24, 2010 at 3:00 pm | #26

      We also don’t have to put the vehicle back together either. But I doubt he would fit well in Canada, see that whole being respectful of other peoples rights will get him into trouble when he starts jumping up and down on toes.

      Well actually maybe he’ll understand the whole, we’re ignoring you now because you’re an idiot mode that we kick into. Then again, I’m sure he’s thinking of some place like Toronto, which is as far as possible from mainstream Canadians as you can get.

  18. garycooper
    September 24, 2010 at 1:40 pm | #27

    But he’s “100% a merkin!” How can Lewd Wig leave us, in our hour of need?!

    ROFLMAO!! He and the rest of that skank-pile get funnier and crazier by the day.

  19. garycooper
    September 24, 2010 at 1:42 pm | #28

    garycooper :But he’s “100% a merkin!” How can Lewd Wig leave us, in our hour of need?!
    ROFLMAO!! He and the rest of that skank-pile get funnier and crazier by the day.

    Note: Except for Chunky. He’s just boring and stupid. Also, poor and fat. ;)

  20. My Little Ponytail
    September 24, 2010 at 1:54 pm | #29

    Anti-intellectual fools don’t get that a technological society needs a strong educational base in science, mathematics and engineering [where did this guy learn to punctuate?] if it is to stay competitive.

    Pseudo-intellectual fools don’t get that any society needs a strong economic base in free market economics if it is to stay competitive, and the market will always supply the talent that it needs if that ever gets into short supply.

  21. September 24, 2010 at 1:56 pm | #30

    Ludwig will get arrested in a Tim Hortons for drooling over a bag of Timbits. lol

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 24, 2010 at 2:04 pm | #31

      The last we’re ever going to hear about Lood is when the local Innuits in Churchill, MB tell some tale of some damn white fool trying to save the polar bears.

  22. September 24, 2010 at 6:30 pm | #33

    Mashiki :

    We also don’t have to put the vehicle back together either. But I doubt he would fit well in Canada, see that whole being respectful of other peoples rights will get him into trouble when he starts jumping up and down on toes.

    Well actually maybe he’ll understand the whole, we’re ignoring you now because you’re an idiot mode that we kick into. Then again, I’m sure he’s thinking of some place like Toronto, which is as far as possible from mainstream Canadians as you can get.

    I can visualize Lood driving up and down Yonge Street wondering how to get to the 401.

  23. Speranza
    September 24, 2010 at 6:49 pm | #34

    Shouldn’t that putz be out on a ledge somewhere?

  24. Princess Natasha
    September 24, 2010 at 8:52 pm | #35

    Speranza :
    Shouldn’t that putz be out on a ledge somewhere?

    ROTFLMAO… Shouldn’t he be in mid-air after jumping off that ledge, already? Or, better yet, a splatter on the pavement. I have relatives in Toronto. They do not want Lewd polluting their city.

  25. phoenixgirl
    September 25, 2010 at 9:27 am | #36

    i’ll contribute to his one way ticket

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