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Rock out Mr. Ponytailman! Rock out!

September 25, 2010

SPOOO!

Hey, Charles! Which lizard am I? I’ve posted over 350 benign complimentary comments for you to sort through and you haven’t banned me yet!

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September 25, 2010 at 1:20 am | #2

This thread could use an epilepsy warning.

  1. Briareus
    September 25, 2010 at 1:07 am | #1

    BTW, “Spoo” is what Frank Zappa called guitar players whose egotistical solos culminated in a pseudo ejaculation.

  2. September 25, 2010 at 1:20 am | #2

    This thread could use an epilepsy warning.

    • Briareus
      September 25, 2010 at 2:09 am | #3

      Fixed it. Good call.

    • bannedlizard_rock
      September 25, 2010 at 9:41 am | #4

      this post needs a ‘coffee spew’ alert…

      DANG…that’s funny.

  3. The Osprey
    September 25, 2010 at 1:25 am | #5

    Spoo: the other blue meat.

  4. The Osprey
    September 25, 2010 at 1:26 am | #6

    Chuck looks like he’s suffering from ponytailus debilitatus.

  5. September 25, 2010 at 1:38 am | #7

    Ha ha ha ha ha!

  6. Princess Natasha
    September 25, 2010 at 2:12 am | #8

    OMG, Chuck was FUGLY back then, he is FUGLY now, and he will only get FUGLIER as time goes on…

    • Iron Fist
      September 25, 2010 at 12:53 pm | #9

      Time has not been kind, that is for sure…

      • My Little Ponytail
        September 25, 2010 at 2:33 pm | #10

        Isn’t “Johnson” Scandinavian? I thought they were supposed to age well.

        Maybe if Chuck takes his drano in the form of lutefisk instead of modified sudafed, he might age better?

    • The Minotaur
      September 25, 2010 at 8:18 pm | #11

      For the record, I’m not a fan of attacks on personal appearance, especially when you can do it from the comfort of the shrouded balcony that is the internet. It’s not fair unless we’re all gonna post pictures of ourselves up here, after all.

      We should really take the high road on this blog, or we really will come across as creeps. We have plenty of ammo with just the substance, so I think we can do just fine if we stick to the fallacies, hypocrisy, dishonesty, ego, etc. of the statements. I don’t think we need cheap shots when we can take down LGF honorably with logic, wit, and knowledge.

      In fact, I’d take that pic of him out of the sidebar, and replace it with that pic of the old LGF patch. His appearance really should be irrelevant.

      Besides, I think its cool that the guy can play the guitar. I wish I could play like that.

      There, I said my 2¢

      • My Little Ponytail
        September 25, 2010 at 8:30 pm | #12

        Well, as a matter of fact, Natasha did show herself. That’s her in the flesh in her avatar. A little hard to see here, but it’s bigger at the other joint.

        FWIW.

      • Briareus
        September 26, 2010 at 4:03 am | #13

        Seems to me that this blog is all about poking fun at King Liz.

        Nothing in this post makes fun of his looks unless you think he looks funny. I agree that his appearance is irrelevant, and he really is/was a talented session player.

        Too bad he’s also an asshole.

  7. The Osprey
    September 25, 2010 at 2:28 am | #14

    That video on the lower left where he’s doing the funky chicken head bob is a riot.

    • The Osprey
      September 25, 2010 at 2:30 am | #15

      Somebody needs to add some funky chicken barnyard clucking to that clip.

    • Bunk X
      September 25, 2010 at 2:33 am | #16

      That’s a turtle head bob.

      • The Osprey
        September 25, 2010 at 2:38 am | #17

        Too fast for a turtle. Funky chicken!

  8. MrPaulRevere
    September 25, 2010 at 2:31 am | #18

    I’m sure they are quaking in their boots big guy: Charles9/24/2010 9:16:06 pm PDT

    * 9
    * down
    * up
    * report

    My latest follower on Twitter is the Heartland Institute — the prime wingnut global warming denial machine. Lovely.

    I guess I should feel flattered, because they have to know that I’m their sworn enemy.

    • phoenixgirl
      September 25, 2010 at 9:16 am | #19

      does he realize that they are “stalking” him?/ can you block followers on twitter?

  9. September 25, 2010 at 2:32 am | #20

    LOLLOLLLOLLLOLLL!!!!

  10. Grimcargo
    September 25, 2010 at 6:03 am | #21

    How BIG around is that jerky turkey?

  11. Speranza
    September 25, 2010 at 7:36 am | #22

    Those orange overalls have got to!

    • Bumr50
      September 25, 2010 at 9:37 am | #23

      “Charles Johnson’s Orange Overalls” would be a pretty cool name for a band.

  12. My Little Ponytail
    September 25, 2010 at 10:36 am | #24

    Groovy spoo…
    Oh groovy spoo…
    Oh groovy spoo, you make me spew,
    Groovy spoo…

  13. September 25, 2010 at 1:36 pm | #25

    Oh, stop making fun of Chuckie, you big meenies!

  14. September 25, 2010 at 2:36 pm | #26

    My Little Ponytail :

    Isn’t “Johnson” Scandinavian? I thought they were supposed to age well.

    Maybe if Chuck takes his drano in the form of lutefisk instead of modified sudafed, he might age better?

    I believe he is of Irish descent.

  15. poteen
    September 25, 2010 at 3:16 pm | #27

    King Minos :

    My Little Ponytail :
    Isn’t “Johnson” Scandinavian? I thought they were supposed to age well.
    Maybe if Chuck takes his drano in the form of lutefisk instead of modified sudafed, he might age better?

    I believe he is of Irish descent.

    Every little spunk can’t be a winner. Don’t hold it against the Irish.

  16. jimbob
    September 25, 2010 at 4:55 pm | #28

    Chuckles sure did a 180 on the AGW hoax. What a sucker.

  17. refugee000
    September 25, 2010 at 6:22 pm | #29

    Just noticed al-chuki’s “sponsored links”

    Sponsored Links
    Islam Islamic Islamic Art Islam Religion Islamic Names Islamic Books Islam Women

  18. snowcrash
    September 25, 2010 at 7:33 pm | #30

    hey! we have a new feature called random page of lgf crazy? EVERY page is a random page of lgf crazy. lol I just got “all hail capt diggs” from sept 6. Good one.

    • My Little Ponytail
      September 25, 2010 at 7:43 pm | #31

      I saw that. It’s amazing how many of them are LvQ threads. He’s the official LFG crazy uncle.

    • refugee000
      September 25, 2010 at 10:34 pm | #32

      lol!

      That was before al-chuki beheaded me.

  19. garycooper
    September 25, 2010 at 7:43 pm | #33

    snowcrash :hey! we have a new feature called random page of lgf crazy? EVERY page is a random page of lgf crazy. lol I just got “all hail capt diggs” from sept 6. Good one.

    And I got “Neo Nazi Flag at Tea Party?” Aka, “Tennessee State Flag.” LOL! What a kook-among-us he is.

    Chuckles sure did a 180 on the AGW hoax. What a sucker.

    That overnight-switcheroo was when I realized something drastic was afoot, way beyond his put-on outrage at the Vlaams Belang stuff. It was clear there was somebody new down at HQ, telling Chunky what to think about things.

    That someone made him read a book, which he was quoting from for a few days, by some AGW-hysteric in the pay of some organization owing its entire existence to the AGW-hoax. The book was bullshit of the purest ray serene, but it was “very scientific,” especially to a know-nothing jazz-man like Chunky. I would appreciate if any of you with the ability to search that cesspool would find the title and author of that tome, so we can dissect it anew. ;)

  20. garycooper
    September 26, 2010 at 12:06 am | #34

    They call me…

    Thread-Killah!

    Wha’ happened around here?

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