Chuck sees Conspiracies Everywhere

September 27, 2010

The Jazz Man sees Conspiracies everywhere. From Tobacco Companies to Nazis, to Dominionists to the Vlaams Belang.  These sinister forces are all planning on world domination. After much investigation, he has discovered the leader of this global cabal!

That’s right, Ron Paul who is minor political figure, is behind this massive conspiracy! Chuck of course has made another massive discovery!

Wow, so Chuck now believes that Dick Morris is some Area 51 experiment. ANother day and another conspiracy for Charles “Icarus” Johnson.

Chuck sees plots and conspiracies everywhere!

Chuck is in Prison Planet territory now!

  1. My Little Ponytail
    September 27, 2010 at 8:42 pm | #1

    Speaketh some nitrogen-breathing lizard under the Denver airport…

    • September 27, 2010 at 8:48 pm | #2

      He’s the new Alex Jones!

  2. My Little Ponytail
    September 27, 2010 at 8:50 pm | #3

    So let me get this straight. Vlaams Belang are getting their orders from Ronpaul? Where does Lyndon LaRouche fit in?

    • September 27, 2010 at 8:55 pm | #4

      Uncle Ron is everywhere!

  3. lobo91
    September 27, 2010 at 8:56 pm | #5

    Actually, Dick Morris is a political consultant. That means he works for whoever offers him the most money.

    I’m not sure why that concept is so hard to understand. It’s no different from attorneys do, after all.

    • September 27, 2010 at 8:58 pm | #6

      Yup, Chuck clearly doesn’t understand the concept of fee for services. he just is used to money being given to him.

      • My Little Ponytail
        September 27, 2010 at 8:59 pm | #7

        Waddaya mean? He shitcanned Cato because he didn’t cough up the fee for service.

  4. My Little Ponytail
    September 27, 2010 at 9:00 pm | #8

    I wonder how much money it would take to get him to start running Palestinian Car Swarm threads again?

    • WASVS
      September 27, 2010 at 9:24 pm | #9

      It wouldn’t be worth it. Chuckie’s lost it, and I’d rather have the nuts on their side instead of ours.

  5. Crashnburn01
    September 27, 2010 at 9:05 pm | #10

    New profit model for the fat ass!! Chuckles should charge for up-dings! Since his minions hang on his every word and upding like Pavlov’s dogs drooling when they hear the bell he could charge them for it. THINK OF IT HUSKY BOY!!! The butt kissers could get charged $1 per “Charles Upding (r)” That way you can profit from their asskissing WHICH THEY THEMSELVES CANNOT PREVENT THEMSELVES FROM DOING!!!

  6. Formercorpsman
    September 27, 2010 at 9:16 pm | #11

    I’m pretty sure Charles is a cross mixture of vinegar & water.

  7. dwells38
    September 27, 2010 at 10:04 pm | #12

    Dick Morris has creepy associations other than the Clintons?

  8. Princess Natasha
    September 27, 2010 at 11:06 pm | #13

    Formercorpsman :
    I’m pretty sure Charles is a cross mixture of vinegar & water.

    ROTFLMAO. Douche with a capital BAG!

  9. Princess Natasha
    September 27, 2010 at 11:08 pm | #14

    Chuckles the Johnsonless is a real epicenter for rancid stench and grotesque obesity. Did I mention he is FUGLY?! LOL

  10. Roger
    September 27, 2010 at 11:09 pm | #15
    • My Little Ponytail
      September 27, 2010 at 11:13 pm | #16

      He pulled the sense code out of his site. Petulant, no?

      • Roger
        September 27, 2010 at 11:17 pm | #17

        Or maybe they caught on to his cheating methods

      • My Little Ponytail
        September 27, 2010 at 11:20 pm | #18

        I think this has been established beyond any doubt. He also pulled the plug on Alexa, but a couple of weeks later.

        F’n brilliant. He must really think people are going to subscribe, because he’s not giving ad purchasers any reliable stats.

  11. refugee000
    September 27, 2010 at 11:21 pm | #19

    “Conspiracies everywhere. From Tobacco Companies to Nazis, to Dominionists to the Vlaams Belang. These sinister forces are all planning on world domination. After much investigation, he has discovered the leader of this global cabal!”

    He sees them everywhere—EXCEPT—the one that’s actually blowing people up all over the globe.

  12. garycooper
    September 27, 2010 at 11:43 pm | #20

    Heheh…he’s gone batshit-crazy. :)

  13. Dr. Rip Studwell
    September 27, 2010 at 11:49 pm | #21

    “They all float down here, except charles johnson. That sack of lard is just too heavy”

  14. kansas
    September 28, 2010 at 10:29 am | #22

    Anybody left with an account over there might consider starting some positive Alan Grayson threads.

  15. Whodat
    September 28, 2010 at 12:03 pm | #23
  16. Grimcargo
    September 28, 2010 at 12:20 pm | #24

    Hen..you’re not supposed to take Viagra after a sex change. It mangles your two brain cells.

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