Who cares?

October 2, 2010

Chuck acts as if we don’t know by now, he hates Conservatives. In his latest smear, he attacks Wisconsin Senate Republican candidate Ron Johnson. The reason, John is set to defeat Democrat Russ Feingold.

Hey No one cares about you Chuck. You’re Ideology is going down to defeat in November.

  1. swamprat
    October 2, 2010 at 1:23 am | #1

    Why I don’t like tomatoes; Part 96 addendum 15. subsection “j”.

    Me

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    More me

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    • October 2, 2010 at 1:49 am | #2

      Tomatos are red and I don’t like tomatos. Therefore I don’t like apples either. Apples are evil.

      • October 2, 2010 at 1:50 am | #3

        Since I don’t like red apples because they’re evil, I don’t like yellow or orange apples.

      • phoenixgirl
        October 2, 2010 at 9:26 am | #4

        all red fruit and vegetables are off limits….because they are rrrrrrreeeeeeeddddddddddd

      • October 2, 2010 at 10:19 am | #5

        Apples and tomatoes are red and round. Undocumented workers from Mexico pick apples and tomatoes, doing the work that racist, elitist old-stock Americans won’t do.

        At a big conference last week, creationist Christianist school administrators in Texas set policy that forces disadvantaged children of patriotic American non-English-speaking migrant workers to play with red, round rubber balls during indoctrinational “recess” and “gym class”.

        Taunts of “pick up the ball” and “throw it over here” humiliate racialized children in a mockery of the manual labour their parents must perform to survive in this cruel, heartless, still-somewhat-capitalist country.

        Here’s a photo of a tomato on the bookshelf of a known neo-Nazi political party that is on the verge of taking over Zimbabwe. Note the subtle apple-shaped candle on the desk and also the Tennessee flag tucked into the umbrella stand.

        Our LFG gerbils are working overtime as KT searches the internet databases for photos of Texas Board of Education picnics looking for members of the secret Zimbabwean neo-Nazi party (whose sneaky name, “Conservative Zimbabweans for Peace and Harmony”, doesn’t fool us).

  2. mjazz
    October 2, 2010 at 1:23 am | #6

    Never say never.

  3. Kos Laughs At Chuckles
    October 2, 2010 at 1:24 am | #7

    Using Chuck’s 6 degrees of separation where everybody on the right can be linked to the KKK, Chuck’s post here means he is on board with that nasty envirowhackjob video of children being killed for Gaia’s sake.

    Oh, and nice to see that Fatass picked the wrong time to rejoin the left as they prepare to get smoked in 4 weeks.

    • KGB
      October 2, 2010 at 9:38 am | #8

      There’s no degree of separation. There is no light between Lewd-wig’s position on global warming and that of the people who made that commercial. None. Lewd-wig is one of the more prolific members of Johnson’s cult. In fact, he looks to Lewd-wig for guidance on this subject. You will never, ever see Queeg condemn that ghastly commercial which tells you all you need to know about what lies in his heart. The 10:10 people, Lewd-wig, and al-Chuki all value earth more than humanity. They are, in short, inhuman.

  4. October 2, 2010 at 1:26 am | #9

    nyah nyah nyah!

  5. AZfederalist
    October 2, 2010 at 1:43 am | #10

    So, what he’s saying here is, “WI Senatorial Candidate makes reasoned argument over impacts of legislation driven by unproven and most likely fraudulent global warming theory, therefore, to show how much of an idiot I am, I won’t ever vote for Republicans.”

    /or something like that

  6. October 2, 2010 at 1:51 am | #11

    Bunk Strutts :
    Since I don’t like red apples because they’re evil, I don’t like yellow or orange apples.

    Because apples can be red, yellow and orange, I don’t like fruits of any color.

    • October 2, 2010 at 1:53 am | #12

      Because I don’t like fruits, and fruit is slang for homosexuals, I don’t like them either. Therefore, Chuck is a homophobe.

  7. AZfederalist
    October 2, 2010 at 2:02 am | #13

    Hmmm, just noticed the name. Wonder if there’s any relationship? Wouldn’t that be a hoot?

    • Opilio
      October 2, 2010 at 2:18 am | #14

      Trace it back a few dozen generations and I think we’re all related.

  8. Opilio
    October 2, 2010 at 2:16 am | #15

    “Future generations are going to judge these right wing science deniers very harshly when the consequences of their deceptions become apparent to all.”

    No. Future generations, if they take notice at all, will look back on you Anthropogenic Climate Disruption Chicken Littles and laugh, or at least smirk a little.

    He picked a good time to switch AGW sides too, just as the wheels started falling off last year. Smartly done.

    • Iron Fist
      October 2, 2010 at 9:10 am | #16

      He has joined the Left just in time for its big collapse. One wonders if he will try and turn his coat again after this fall’s election? I don’t see him being around in 2012 to regret a Palin win…

  9. Middle-Earth
    October 2, 2010 at 4:49 am | #17

    “Johnson said it would be irresponsible to build U.S. policy on the basis of unsubstantiated theories.

    “The point is, because we’re not certain, because it’s not proven, the last thing we should do is penalize our economy,” he told The Associated Press during an interview.”

    Totally agree.

    Maybe selrahC just choose to ignore this:

    Royal Society Bows To Climate Change Sceptics.
    Britain’s leading scientific institution has been forced to rewrite its guide to climate change and admit that there is greater uncertainty about future temperature increases than it had previously suggested.

    http://www.thegwpf.org/ipcc-news/1617-royal-society-bows-to-climate-change-sceptics.html

    • Beeduwine
      October 2, 2010 at 6:08 am | #18

      It is setteled dammit

  10. doppelganger
    October 2, 2010 at 7:39 am | #19

    Global warming is real. Ignore that fact that the temperature is the same now ( or cooler ) than it was 10 years ago.

    and BILLIONS WILL DIE……of old age

  11. Speranza
    October 2, 2010 at 8:30 am | #20

    I see the Johnson had another brain fart moment. HE is a fat, senile, demented fool.

  12. October 2, 2010 at 9:03 am | #21

    ‘prolonged recto-cranial inversion’
    some snarky banned lizard

  13. Voltaires Crack
    October 2, 2010 at 10:33 am | #22

    He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.

    –Andrew Carnegie

    Fool, bigot, or slave?

  14. My Little Ponytail
    October 2, 2010 at 10:47 am | #23

    Translation: Candidate blasphemes, and sides with the “incorrect” scientists against the “correct” scientists in a scientific controversy. Candidate must go to the cornfield.

    Johnson really is like some weirod out of the Twilight Zone.

    • My Little Ponytail
      October 2, 2010 at 12:12 pm | #24

      Let me put a little bit finer point on that. To say that there’s any single cause, sunspots, greenhouse gases, whatever is silly. But at worst, that puts Ron Johnson on a par with Al Gore. Is the other Johnson going to say these same things about Gore?

      Should I hold my breath?

  15. October 2, 2010 at 10:51 am | #25

    doppelganger :Global warming is real. Ignore that fact that the temperature is the same now ( or cooler ) than it was 10 years ago.
    and BILLIONS WILL DIE……of old age

    LOL…you got that right!
    Last I checked, the death rate was still “one to a customer”!

  16. FreeVoiceOfAus
    October 2, 2010 at 11:25 am | #26

    Speaking of environmentalism did anyone see the recent British eco ad that featured Charles’ fantasy world

    • Voltaires Crack
      October 2, 2010 at 11:41 am | #27

      But…but…that’s satire don’t ‘ya know?

      Uuuuh….outrageous Outrage!!! Nontroversy!!!

      Did you know that John Boehner is tanned? That’s why will never vote for a Republican. Now get off my blog.

    • Voltaires Crack
      October 2, 2010 at 11:55 am | #28

      And on a more serious note.

      Satire, as they are now attempting to label this waste of hard drive space, traditionally targets authority/controlling figures and was a form of expression for the commoner to laugh or muse, hence providing him/her momentarily relief. The humor frequently invoked some kind of metaphorical or real turning of the tables on the authority figure(s).

      In this case, the teacher operating the detonator is at once the unchallenged authority figure and perpetrator while the children are the commoners. Thus there is no satire, just carnage instigated by the authority figure. Funny? To some, maybe – but certainly not following the formula for classical satire.

      For this to be satire, for instance, the detonator might be malfunctioning and in the process of trying to investigate the hardware, the teacher blows herself up. Not my kind of humor, necessarily, but at least it would pass the ‘satire test’.

      Don’t buy the phony satire argument.

      • My Little Ponytail
        October 2, 2010 at 12:16 pm | #29

        Pretty elaborate satire, and it’s not funny in any way, shape, or form. What kind of dweeb thinks that’s funny?

        Maybe some right winger should do a “satire” video of a praying muslim exploding for refusing to convert to Christianity? That would be hilarious, wouldn’t it?

    • Middle-Earth
      October 2, 2010 at 12:13 pm | #30

      Yep. Posted that on the “No more dancing upstairs” tread.
      http://www.theblogmocracy.com/2010/10/01/no-more-dancing-upstairs/#comment-522813

      And, just for fun, on the BVoAF’s overnight “Breitbart Throws O’Keefe Under the Bus” post # 425.
      Got deleted and account blocked.

      I think they go just very well with that concept:
      Line up or get blown to pieces.

      A bunch of fascist they are. (Yoda)

      • wolfie
        October 2, 2010 at 3:28 pm | #31

        But, but, but that video was produced by the Righteous Side of the argument! CJ’s censoring the enlightened defenders of science! He’s anti-science!!! :lol:

  17. Ricardo Multiban
    October 2, 2010 at 11:56 am | #32

    Studies show that there may have been microbial life on Mars. Computer models show that intelligent life elsewhere in the galaxy is at least remotely possible. Stephen Hawking even suggested that trying to make contact could be a dangerous gamble. Given all that…IT IS PROVEN.
    Now it is imperative that we build a massive space defense armada and enact a global draft with the goal of training at least 2 billion men and women to combat this imminent extraterrestrial menace. If you disagree then you must be some kind of bad crazy anti-science fascist. Of course, if a real threat actually does manifest, we will all be told that we have to be nice and tolerant of their demands or be labeled bigoted anti-humanivores, or something.

  18. DEZ
    October 2, 2010 at 12:51 pm | #33

    Just a heads up that a dimwitted fat blogger has a post up on Pam Geller and the ground zero victory mosque.
    The man is too stupid to tell a triangle from a square, and so are his posters!
    Chuckles, here’s a clue you drooling idiot.

    Triangles have three sides, squares have four.

    • DEZ
      October 2, 2010 at 1:06 pm | #34

      They are also too stupid to tell a pentagram from a hexagram.

    • My Little Ponytail
      October 2, 2010 at 1:17 pm | #35

      I saw that. They seem to be mathematically challenged. Where’s the algebra dude?

      • DEZ
        October 2, 2010 at 10:45 pm | #36

        Masturbating.

  19. October 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm | #37

    DEZ :

    They are also too stupid to tell a pentagram from a hexagram.

    and too stupid to see the difference between the Tennessee state flag and the NSDAP banner.

    • My Little Ponytail
      October 2, 2010 at 2:27 pm | #38

      All that proves is that everyone in Tennessee (except AlGore) are Nazis. Did you notice that he had that meltdown specifically about Tennessee later that Mandy was banned over? I think Mandy ended up getting banned as the end result of a process that started when he made a jackass of himself over the Tennessee flag.

    • DEZ
      October 2, 2010 at 10:46 pm | #39

      If brains were shit, you could pop Chuckles head open and not fear a stink.

  20. gulf
    October 2, 2010 at 3:06 pm | #40

    Good fucking riddance charlatan.

  21. mattm
    October 2, 2010 at 3:47 pm | #41

    Chuck wrote a lot of words, but said nothing of substance. He attacked Rep. Johnson over what he said, such as the sun and CO2 being plant food, but never backed up his “anti-science” statements with facts. Typical leftist.

    • Mashiki
      October 2, 2010 at 4:39 pm | #42

      That would require him to read the science. In other news, there was a major paper published about 2-3 weeks ago showing that the sun, yes does indeed have a major effect on the climate.

      Seriously anyone who would dispute that in the first place is insane. Yep that giant ball of fire, that is a controlled nuclear reaction spewing energy, light, heat, and EM radiation has no effect on a plant 1/1m it’s size. Nope, none! Makes…brain…hurt.

  22. October 2, 2010 at 5:38 pm | #43

    My Little Ponytail :

    All that proves is that everyone in Tennessee (except AlGore) are Nazis. Did you notice that he had that meltdown specifically about Tennessee later that Mandy was banned over? I think Mandy ended up getting banned as the end result of a process that started when he made a jackass of himself over the Tennessee flag.

    I’ve been told Mandy is over at CC

  23. Formercorpsman
    October 3, 2010 at 8:33 pm | #44

    And I would like to extend a hearty thank you for not voting Republican.

    You are doing too much good at showing sane people how terrible the left in this country are.

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