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October 7, 2010

Whew! I’ve been so busy tending to the dozens of deleted threads being recovered in the LGF memory hole excavation that I totally forgot that I had stumbled upon this a few days ago. My bad:

An open letter to Charles (and others)

dragonfire1981
Opinion • Oct 4, 2010 at 9:35 am PDT • Clicks: 32 • Views: 175

Dear Charles and Lizards,

I found Little Green Footballs in an unusual way.

After picking up Mary Mapes’ book Truth and Duty: The Press, the President, and the Privilege of Power at a Dollar Tree store awhile back I got curious about this blog she mentioned constantly. You’d think after reading the book I’d want to come on here and flame everyone, but I didn’t.

Speaking as both a concerned citizen and as someone with a journalism degree I really do appreciate how great this site is compared to other news sources and blogs out there. Everything has gotten so out of hand since the election of Barack Obama but LGF seems to be one of the few places left where journalistic integrity still means something. I very much loved the expose that was done awhile back on the altered news agency photos of the Israeli flotilla crisis. As a media student, that kind of stuff just disgusts me. Journalism should be about the truth (although it seldom is).

Though Charles does a spectacular job around here, LGF is what it is because of the community. It’s all of us here that make this place great and it’s very refreshing to me to find a community of people online that can have sane, rational discussions on political and theological and sociological issues without degenerating into flame wars and partisan bitch fests. Unfortunately blogs such as this are the exception these days rather than the rule.

I also thank Charles greatly for the incredibly work you put into to getting LGF pages up and running. It’s a wonderful tool and something that has really worked to put LGF head and shoulders above most all other blogs on the web.

The opportunity for us to write our own entries and make our own contributions is fantastic and convenient for someone like me who loves to write.

So I just want to say thank you to all of you, especially Charles. The number of times you go above and beyond for this site is truly astounding.

I can’t wait to see where we go from here.

Oh dragonfire…how much for an ounce of whatever that is?

Seriously, I’ve seen many of these “God, I love LGF!” posts come, and the authors go.  I don’t know if people just post this stuff to brown nose to dear leader or hope to earn a future “get out of jail free card” or whatnot, but it doesn’t seem to change the result.  

So dragonfire, it’ll be kinda cool for awhile, especially if you’re new to the blogging thing.  You’ll assume that everything is swell and CJ is trustworthy, and the community is wonderful.  Eventually, though, you’ll start to notice weird things, like people pointing out that Mr. Journalistic Integrity scrubs his past writings, dishes out some of the stretchiest headlines in the blogosphere, and that he’s taken a far from neutral and objective approach to the delivery (but as one with a journalism degree, Ill assume you caught at least the last one already).  Add the fact that CJ’s jumped to the opposite side of many of the “outrages” he covered just a few years ago, and any reasonable person would wonder what the truth is supposed to be.

Then you’ll start noticing things about the community too.  Like, people get banned a lot.   But, maybe before that, you’d have wondered aloud where some of your pals went.  Like this netizen:

Or, because you’ve been there long enough to know many get banned, but can’t keep track of who, what or why, you may be the person who responds like this:

Now consider that, in just this scenario, not only were Dirk Diggler and Mama Winger banned, but today BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey and Occasional Reader are too (yes really).  Not sure about Peacekeeper.

The point is, some of your fellow lizards leave those sane, rational discussions… never to be heard from again.   If you keep sucking up, sell out a little and choose your words carefully, you might make a nice pet sycophant in a year or so.   That’s where you go from here, dragonfire.

  1. nil stooge
    October 7, 2010 at 7:35 pm | #1

    Nicely written Mr. Minotaur!

  2. Village Idiot’s Apprentice
    October 7, 2010 at 8:11 pm | #2

    “After picking up Mary Mapes’ book Truth and Duty: The Press, the President, and the Privilege of Power at a Dollar Tree store awhile back”

    Gotta love Mapes for the winner that she is.

    Other then that, sounds like Dragonfire and Chuckles D’Clown need to get a room.

  3. Crashnburn01
    October 7, 2010 at 8:19 pm | #3

    Oh God…. I just vomited a little in my mouth. I’m guessing this assclown Dragonfire1981 is about 29 years old, plays Dungeons and Dragons and likely lives with his mother in her basement.

    Well placed commentary, Mr. Minotaur. Well put indeed.

  4. Heracles
    October 7, 2010 at 9:16 pm | #4

    Yikes talk about a brown nosing post!

    • My Little Ponytail
      October 7, 2010 at 9:32 pm | #5

      Ding me!!!

      • Kos Laughs At Chuckles
        October 7, 2010 at 10:47 pm | #6

        pay for my product or I’ll ban you!

  5. m
    October 7, 2010 at 9:18 pm | #7

    Ain’t that the dang truth!? lol!

  6. My Little Ponytail
    October 7, 2010 at 9:31 pm | #8

    “It’s all of us here that make this place great and it’s very refreshing to me to find a community of people online that can have [snip] without degenerating into flame wars and partisan bitch fests. ”

    That happens when only one partisan viewpoint is allowed.

  7. livefreeor die
    October 7, 2010 at 10:48 pm | #9

    SSSLLLUUURRRPPPP!

  8. wolfie
    October 7, 2010 at 11:16 pm | #10

    “Oh dragonfire…how much for an ounce of whatever that is?”

    My thoughts exactly! That boys doing some powerful stuff! :lol:

  9. Overlook
    October 8, 2010 at 2:26 am | #11

    Smells of sock.

    • Possum
      October 8, 2010 at 3:08 am | #12

      Why did you bust me?

      Thanks.

  10. Arachne
    October 8, 2010 at 9:27 am | #13

    He lost me the minute he used the phrase “journalistic integrity.”

    • Iron Fist
      October 8, 2010 at 10:03 am | #14

      That is because “journalistic integrity” is a mythical beast, like unicorns and fairies. It doesn’t exist, has never existed, and is therefore meaningless when used in this context.

    • Grimcargo
      October 8, 2010 at 11:38 am | #15

      If fatass was a journalist,he sure as hell wouldn’t have any integrity. But fatboy just AIN’T NEITHER ONE!

  11. The Minotaur
    October 8, 2010 at 12:13 pm | #16

    Hey I’m kinda surprised you guys didn’t catch the fact that I missed one!

    /”Miss Trixie” is banned too.

    • October 8, 2010 at 12:24 pm | #17

      She got the stick about the beginning of last September, along with a couple other people.

  12. refugee000
    October 8, 2010 at 2:55 pm | #18

    I thought njhockey was already gone. I guess they need someone to downding

    NJDhockeyfan10/07/2010 8:16:27 pm PDT

    * -28
    * down
    * up
    * report

    re: #8 Obdicut

    I’m not totally sold on AGW. This summer was very hot and last winter was very cold. I’m not seeing it yet. I think Al Gore is full of shit.

    • snowcrash
      October 8, 2010 at 4:22 pm | #19

      He is playing with them. They think it, but cant prove it. LOL He is having fun.

  13. Heracles
    October 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm | #20

    PaladinPhil :
    She got the stick about the beginning of last September, along with a couple other people.

    She’s been banned for over a year now.

  14. gulf
    October 9, 2010 at 12:01 am | #21

    She found the book at a dollar store. Need I go on?

  15. Arachne
    October 9, 2010 at 9:30 am | #22

    Peacekeeper was driven off by Sharmuta, who was stalking him.

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