How Does It Feel?

October 17, 2010

LOL. The hate of the hater is not disemvowelated, but vaporized. [via]

Then there’s this attack on “spidly:”

And here’s what he linked to to “prooooove” his point:

It’s an obviously snarky comment that pales in comparison to the many graphic descriptions of violence wished upon others by the Lizard Army, including sexual violations of Palin, Coulter, AGW skeptics and others.

Any question that Chuck is a liar?

Update: Here’s what Chuck finds appropriate. Ludwigvanquixote, long time lizard, has his own say about Sarah Palin, and Chuck doesn’t seem to find the deranged rant offensive at all. Here it is in its entirety, if you can stomach the babbling of a crazed pseudoscientist named Ludwig.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/221375_Sarah_Palins_Shocking_Sex_life

Some say that Sarah Palin opened the Necromomicon, learned forbidden knowledge and got a hickey from the madness of the old gods. Some say she is the love slave of Hastur. Others say that she got those breast implants to please the King in Yellow. Others say she spreads her legs for the dark and bloodstained affections of Cthulu cultists in a frenzied attempt to wake the old god from his death like slumber in the sunken city of R’lyeh.

Did you notice that Sarah Palin is in league with the tea parties and we all know that the Boston Tea party took place in a New England bay – just like the one near Arkham where the deep ones dwell? Coincidence? Maybe, but look at the pattern!

And what about her cult? Need I say more?

It is certainly true that when she makes speeches, people are either driven into the cult to madly gibber the thoughts of eldrich horror, or are simply rendered insane. Her warbling could well have been learned from the forbidden tongues of the deep ones. However, whether she learned to induce madness from the aftershocks of fellatiating the gibbering appendages of a shoggoth or the orgies of the deep ones is of no matter. The evil effect of her words, the madness and broken souls left in her wake, and the unspeakable horrors she creates are clear.

She is obviously the tool of long hidden and malevolent forces which are beyond the imagination of our limited human minds. She has tasted the madness and ecstasy of Kadath and gone over the blasted plains of Leng.

Look at the effect her presence has had on the entire GOP. Soul rending and twisted glimpses into the dark vistas of the cruel and uncaring multiverse that rend a man’s spirit apart and reduce his mind to twisted fragments of broken sanity are the only logical explanation for her power and popularity.

Only one who believed in the utter insignificance of humanity in the face of the Old Ones could be so callous to the poor. Why help them if they are all food for Cthulu anyway? Only one with hidden knowledge knows how the old ones feed on human madness and misery – why else try so hard to spread such madness and misery?

Surely she realizes this when she lays down in the stone circle for some affection from the unspeakable Yog-Sothath. One quickie with the old ones, under the right alignment of the stars, accompanied by some romantic cultic chanting and her mission is made all the more “clear” to her twisted mind.

Did you ever notice that she never wears short sleeves – could it be to hide the runic tattoos copied from the Necronomicon? What of her glazed and distant stare? Could it be that her broken mind clearly wanders onto the unspeakable delights of getting face from an abomination with one hundred mouths and six foot tongues?

  1. The Minotaur
    October 17, 2010 at 11:23 pm | #1

    its even got an upding.

  2. Briareus
    October 17, 2010 at 11:59 pm | #2

    I updated the post with a random example of the bizarre violent fantasies from one of the most prominent posters at LGF. Ludwig is beyond deranged.

  3. Internet Septic Tank Engineer
    October 18, 2010 at 12:06 am | #3

    I just got a woody reading that.

    • Internet Septic Tank Engineer
      October 18, 2010 at 12:07 am | #4

      I mean the bit about Chuck getting deleted, not the stuff about Pam! *Blush*

  4. ISpeakJive
    October 18, 2010 at 12:23 am | #5

    Ludvig is a tortured soul, no doubt about that. Cato-worthy frenzy of psychosexual demented crap as per usual from him. Not a single peep from the crowd, I bet.

  5. Lgftutu
    October 18, 2010 at 12:39 am | #6

    Funny that Charles gloats that he “lowered the boom” on Spidly on the Guardian thread, but completely ignored a few other posts on there calling him out and exposing him for his hypocrisy and lack of credibility in changing his political thinking on lgf. What a maroon Charles is. Keep up the work guys it’s obviously driving Charles nuts.

    • wolfie
      October 18, 2010 at 12:53 am | #7

      Spidly exposed CJ’s mendacity on that thread, which obviously upset him enough to send him frantically looking for a comment to use as a smear.
      Most of the others who cleaned his clock on the thread did not use identifiable nics.

  6. wolfie
    October 18, 2010 at 12:45 am | #8

    “…thinking he and Rahm are candidates for striking from the book of life…”

    I didn’t read that as a wish for their death, much less as “speculating about killing” anyone. I don’t know what Spidly’s religion is, but when Catholics talk about someone’s name been stricken from the Book of Life, we’re talking about damnation. That is, to be a “candidate for striking from the book of life” would be to be in a state of mortal sin, in clear danger of hell, unless one repents.

    Although there might be subtle differences between Catholics and Evangelicals on WHO is listed in the Book of Life and WHY, all would understand the reference to mean the Remnant, the saved, those faithful to God, etc., who will by grace receive eternal life. (Maybe one of our Jewish commenters can clue us in on what the phrase “Book of Life” means to them.)

    In any case, even if Spidly really meant that s/he wished Rahm and Zeke would be struck by lightning, that is NOT “speculating about killing” them. Once again, it is precisely the Shrieking Chubbo who is way over the top.

    • Name required
      October 18, 2010 at 3:06 am | #9

      I read it the way you did, wolfie. Charles demonstrates his ignorance of religion yet again.

      Obviously, LVQ clearly needs a shrink, and it had better be a good one. Just damn.

    • Iron Fist
      October 18, 2010 at 5:03 am | #10

      I was going to make that same point. Chuck’s ignorance of Christianity is making itself apparent. It is a statement about their immortal soul,m not about killing anyone.

      • African Moondog
        October 18, 2010 at 11:01 am | #11

        Wan he not raised a Catholic? He did’nt listen very hard in Sunday School! To be fair, neither did I.

  7. ISpeakJive
    October 18, 2010 at 1:02 am | #12

    Did you notice the few comments against Pam’s picture not being very flattering in the Guardian? I bet if the readers see the picture CJ puts up of her with the eyeballs rolled back, they’ll realize what a juvenile thinker he really is. How could anybody expect to be taken seriously when they do stuff like that? First time I saw that picture I realized he is obsessed with her personally. Creepy. I just realized he hated Rachel Corrie the same way at the time. No wonder he condones violent sexual fantasies from Ludvig. I wonder who’s next in his cross-hairs? Probably another woman he really, really hates.

  8. wolfie
    October 18, 2010 at 1:17 am | #13

    Is that Ludwig thing supposed to be funny? Outside of it being sickening, what’s the point? And note that it’s not just a comment, but given prominence as a sort of guest post.

    • Briareus
      October 18, 2010 at 1:26 am | #14

      The point was to illustrate the kinds of comments that Charleee approves of versus what he deems as hate speech.

      • wolfie
        October 18, 2010 at 3:10 am | #15

        A perfect illustration.

        (Sorry to be unclear! I was actually questioning LGF’s point in featuring such garbage, not DoD’s point in exposing it.)

    • Briareus
      October 18, 2010 at 1:27 am | #16

      And no. Ludwig’s vicious crap is not funny at all.

      • dwells38
        October 18, 2010 at 11:15 am | #17

        Right. Not funny and makes the reader embarrassed for him. As has been pointed out here before LVQ is evidently an HP Lovecraft fan. All the weird names are from Lovecrast so this is his attempt at “inside” humor that only super-smart people like he and Charles and maybe Iceweasel get. Ick. You know he thinks it’s really impressive and others are picturing him as a dashing and witty intellectual STUD. In reality we’re all picturing fat, pizza-stained, bespectacled, balding nerd in Mom’s basement.

  9. Briareus
    October 18, 2010 at 1:24 am | #18

    Thankfully comments are turned off on that Al-Gaudrain thread so we don’t have to lurk anymore! Now we can blast Ludwank!

    (Personal to Charlee– No hard feelings, but I’m going to be posting on your fair and lovely site daily instead of semi-weekly from now on. Who am I? Find me and ban me you lying bastard! Heheheh.)

    • October 18, 2010 at 3:56 am | #19

      The keyword is: Honco, right?

      • m
        October 18, 2010 at 11:36 am | #20

        Who you callin honco? ;-)

  10. MrPaulRevere
    October 18, 2010 at 1:41 am | #21

    So, saying that someone should struck from the book of life is “speculating about killing’? Ponytail is nuts. That is complete insanity.

    • Name required
      October 18, 2010 at 3:08 am | #22

      It’s ignorance. He doesn’t know what the Book of Life is.

    • Lily
      October 18, 2010 at 7:11 pm | #24

      Exactly…..cj shows his extreme ignorance concerning religion…..again.
      No wonder he is an atheist….nothing to believe or know about. Complete and utter ignorance.

  11. MrPaulRevere
    October 18, 2010 at 2:34 am | #25

    “Surely she realizes this when she lays down in the stone circle for some affection from the unspeakable Yog-Sothath.” Ludwank is nuts, bottom line.

  12. Grimcargo
    October 18, 2010 at 7:52 am | #26

    Bloated Bovine that flapping sound you hear is not the Amazon truck bringing your donuts. It’s the gathering of all of your different personalities who have taken a life of their own. Can’t put them back in the drawer now Hen.They have come to stay. You know what that means don’t you?

  13. Grimcargo
    October 18, 2010 at 8:05 am | #27

    Poor Charlie he doesn’t even know what the book of life is…but maybe he does know but since he’s an atheist the book of life does not exist.

  14. garycooper
    October 18, 2010 at 8:43 am | #28

    Ludwank is merely plagiarizing/pasting the prose of H.P. Lovecraft. It’s a juvenile-thing. It also led to him completely misinterpreting/misusing a term in a different thread, of which I can’t recall the particulars right now. Need more coffee this Monday. Anyway, just another clue to what a shallow drip of a phony this punk really is. In case anyone needed such evidence. ;)

  15. Roger
    October 18, 2010 at 8:52 am | #29

    Actually the book of life is referring to the after life and eternity; it is directly from the Bible and is about who will beat the second death. Since Charles Nodickens is into finite evolved life the results Charles believes for the Rahm brothers is exactly the same; when they die its lights out for them.

    spidly was referring to their behavior being out of line with any covenant with G-d.

    • phoenixgirl
      October 18, 2010 at 10:09 am | #30

      exactly……he’s so blinded by hate to even get the reference……just like “manque” he thought it meant “monkey” and to him “monkey” is a racial slur……..he really has withered on the vine……

      • ISpeakJive
        October 18, 2010 at 11:24 am | #31

        Lol! When did that happen?

  16. doppelganger
    October 18, 2010 at 8:59 am | #32

    charles who?

    • Roger
      October 18, 2010 at 9:11 am | #33

      Nodickens

  17. KOS laughs at Chuckles
    October 18, 2010 at 10:43 am | #34

    Just waiting to see if Fatass has another post at AlGuardian any time soon, I have a few things to make it fun. But I bet that fat f&ck is demanding that the Brits prevent some “undesireables” to post before he appears again, preferring to allow only friendlies to comment.

    Oh, and since Chuckie is a thin skinned paranoid freak, come and figure out what my still active LFG account is and try to catch me. Hell, I even posted something today. I am intentionally trying to sound like a moonbat leftist just to see if my comments will stay up.

    • wolfie
      October 18, 2010 at 3:07 pm | #35

      If CJ does have another such guest appearance, I strongly suggest that mischievous elves acquaint Al Guardian with the LVQ post above.
      Let people get a taste of how “reasonable” LGF really is.

  18. refugee000
    October 18, 2010 at 11:15 am | #36

    ROTFL!

    ———————————————————–
    Charles Sun, Oct 17, 2010 8:51:51pm replyquote

    * 10
    * down
    * up
    * report

    By the way, according to Google Analytics (which is usually very much on the low side), last month LGF had 405,255 monthly unique visitors.
    ——————————————–

    You have to wonder why al-chuki did not give a link, nor a screenshot of this amazing number?
    And none of the littleasslickers asked him for one

    September 2010

    pajamasmedia.com

    421,042 Unique Visitors

    +43.48% Yearly Change

    Referring Sites: 1,368
    Sites Sending More Traffic: 1,070
    Sites Sending Less Traffic: 337
    Referring Categories: 142
    Top Destination Sites (1,480 Sites)

    ———

    littlegreenfootballs.c…
    Blogging>News and Politics Blogs

    73,640 Unique Visitors

    -43.05% Yearly change
    Top Search Terms (124 Terms)

    Referring Sites: 191
    Sites Sending More Traffic: 155
    Sites Sending Less Traffic: 44
    Referring Categories: 51

    http://siteanalytics.compete.com/pajamasmedia.com+littlegreenfootballs.com/

    • dwells38
      October 18, 2010 at 11:26 am | #37

      Jeez. I suppose pointing out his error (or deception) is a bannable offense.

      • refugee000
        October 18, 2010 at 11:38 am | #38

        It’s such a ridiculous number.
        “405,255″ would have him closing in on Hotair and PJmedia.

        If he had such a number he would have posted a screenshot.
        He also would not need his monthly fees from the zombies and his advertising revenue would be skyrocketing.

        pathetic

    • Roger
      October 18, 2010 at 11:40 am | #39

      His writing debut featuring his hatred of Geller really gave him a spike
      http://www.quantcast.com/littlegreenfootballs.com#traffic

    • dwells38
      October 18, 2010 at 11:43 am | #40

      Where the hell could he be getting that from? This warrants a top post here at DoD I’d say. Great catch BTW! I thought that Charles at least views himself as honest regardless of his twisted internal reasonings and self-deception. But the LGF top-post was about how Geller misrepresented HER unique visitors. He not only commented this lie within but then updated the post with it. Bizarre!

      • refugee000
        October 18, 2010 at 11:51 am | #41

        I put up the comparison to PJmedia to show a few things.
        PJ has almost 1400 referring sites and gets 400k visits

        al-chuki’s rag has 191 referring sites, and he claims the same numbers.

        ultimate BS

        Every viewable metrics site has him well under 100k per month…as opposed to his invisible “google metrics” ( no linkee–no see)

    • m
      October 18, 2010 at 11:45 am | #42

      Check out the search terms that he gets his clickies from. A big fat 5% comes from searching for “1zx9933a0347894707″? Yeah, something isn’t right there… (to put it mildly)

      • mattm
        October 18, 2010 at 7:52 pm | #43

        Good catch. So somehow 5% of his clicks from from a UPS package tracking number search.

  19. kansas
    October 18, 2010 at 11:17 am | #44

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  20. poteen
    October 18, 2010 at 1:25 pm | #45

    “Dennis” is a local street dweller/drinker here in town. The cops periodically pick him up for a day or two of cleaning and drying. Otherwise, he sits in front of McDonald’s asking for money and talking about retiring on his ‘investments’.

    I wonder if CJ’s ‘gated community’ is the outdoor patio at a McDonald’s?

  21. garycooper
    October 18, 2010 at 2:01 pm | #46

    Just recalled Ludwank’s Lovecraftian-gaffe, from a couple weeks back, where he thought the word “shibboleth” referred to “the unspeakable thing.” What a dumbass!

    A shibboleth (pronounced /ˈʃɪbəlɛθ/[1] or /ˈʃɪbələθ/[2]) is any distinguishing practice that is indicative of one’s social or regional origin. It usually refers to features of language, and particularly to a word whose pronunciation identifies its speaker as being a member or not a member of a particular group.

  22. Persphonexoxo
    October 18, 2010 at 2:41 pm | #47

    When you are stricken from the Book of Life, isn’t it because you turned your back on God, and therefore he turns his back on you and strikes your name from the Book?

  23. poteen
    October 18, 2010 at 4:54 pm | #48

    Persphonexoxo :
    When you are stricken from the Book of Life, isn’t it because you turned your back on God, and therefore he turns his back on you and strikes your name from the Book?

    That or you’re part of a ‘Palestinian car swarm’.//

    • Persphonexoxo
      October 18, 2010 at 7:02 pm | #49

      LOL LOL LOL LOL

  24. October 18, 2010 at 6:28 pm | #50

    Roger :Actually the book of life is referring to the after life and eternity; it is directly from the Bible and is about who will beat the second death. Since Charles Nodickens is into finite evolved life the results Charles believes for the Rahm brothers is exactly the same; when they die its lights out for them.
    spidly was referring to their behavior being out of line with any covenant with G-d.

    EXACTLY.

    Rather than making any type of threat, spidly was commenting on the state of their immortal souls (assuming they have any).

    Banning spidly for this is the same as banning spidly for making a reference to Christian beliefs regarding the hereafter and one’s relationship with the Almighty.

  25. The Osprey
    October 19, 2010 at 1:24 pm | #51

    Roger :
    His writing debut featuring his hatred of Geller really gave him a spike
    http://www.quantcast.com/littlegreenfootballs.com#traffic

    Yup, he’s hoping an increase in traffic from lefty grauniad readers who are unaware of his history here in the states will save his sagging blog.

    • Roger
      October 19, 2010 at 2:49 pm | #52

      But that day it went below 150 :-)

  26. The Osprey
    October 19, 2010 at 1:25 pm | #53

    garycooper :
    Just recalled Ludwank’s Lovecraftian-gaffe, from a couple weeks back, where he thought the word “shibboleth” referred to “the unspeakable thing.” What a dumbass!
    A shibboleth (pronounced /ˈʃɪbəlɛθ/[1] or /ˈʃɪbələθ/[2]) is any distinguishing practice that is indicative of one’s social or regional origin. It usually refers to features of language, and particularly to a word whose pronunciation identifies its speaker as being a member or not a member of a particular group.

    I think he’s confusing a shibboleth with a shoggoth.

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