Ludwig talks smack

October 19, 2010

Neo-Fascist and crypto Nazi, LudwigVanQuixte engages in projection again. A man who can’t explain simple algebra and pushes a debunked science experiment goes on to lash out at Blogmocracy netizens.

Clearly the Lewd Fascist needs attention. After the beat he took at my hands a few months ago, he’s back for another round. People just don’t know when to quit and he clearly is into S&M and loves getting beat up. I just laugh at the rantings of a madman!

  1. October 19, 2010 at 4:28 pm | #1

    Ludwig is spanking Charles porch manque…

  2. Persphonexoxo
    October 19, 2010 at 4:36 pm | #2

    There goes Luddy,,,,,typing with Charles’ dick shoved firmly in his mouth. How DOES he do it?

  3. October 19, 2010 at 4:36 pm | #3

    Oh, and Ludwig, 5′ 12″ = 6 feet, not 14 Centimeters, reading comprehension and science obviously are not your forte, but maybe you can use your algebra to figure it out, so much for your above room temperature IQ and education.

    • Arachne
      October 19, 2010 at 5:06 pm | #4

      I’m sure he expresses a two-pound weight as 1 lb., 16 oz.

      • Grimcargo
        October 19, 2010 at 5:12 pm | #5

        BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • Formercorpsman
      October 19, 2010 at 5:33 pm | #6

      Damn, lol. That hurts, lol.

    • Iron Fist
      October 19, 2010 at 5:51 pm | #7

      I noticed that one, too. Damn, but the Stupid is strong in this one. The irony of him, with the Talented and Inflatable Ms.S, teasing me about sex…Oh, my, but the stories I could tell. But here’s a hint Lewd Pig, a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell. Not that you are likely to ever have the oppertunity…

      • Formercorpsman
        October 19, 2010 at 6:05 pm | #8

        Methinks Lud doth protesteth too much

    • Briareus
      October 19, 2010 at 9:59 pm | #9

      Drink much, Pudwank?

  4. October 19, 2010 at 4:37 pm | #10

    Yeah, it must take a hell of an education to be a janitor. Pussy.

    • October 19, 2010 at 4:43 pm | #11

      Ludwig has an above room temperature IQ, but only when the room is below freezing. He got his education from a box of Corn flakes.

  5. m
    October 19, 2010 at 4:44 pm | #12

    Oh noes! Ludwig calls me a man. How will I ever survive?!

    /heh™

    • Iron Fist
      October 19, 2010 at 6:00 pm | #13

      He doesn’t know the difference. All the women Lewd Pig has ever slept with had dicks…

      • m
        October 19, 2010 at 6:17 pm | #14

        Yeah, either dicks or an air stem, LOL!

  6. Arachne
    October 19, 2010 at 5:09 pm | #15

    Is it just me, or has Luddy ever listed his education credentials anywhere? Has Chunky?

    • nil stooge
      October 19, 2010 at 5:22 pm | #16

      Here’s the official list (not including his martial arts degrees):

      LudwigVanQuixote:

      Doctor of Applied Science (D.A.S.), Doctor of Architecture (D.Arch.), Doctor of Arts (D.A.), Doctor of Business Administration (D.B.A.), Doctor of Canon Law (J.C.D.), Doctor of Chemistry (D.Chem.), Doctor of Chiropractic (D.C.), Doctor of Comparative Law (D.C.L.), Doctor of Civil Law (D.C.L.), Doctor of Computer Science (D.C.S.), Doctor of Criminal Justice (D.C.J.), Doctor of Criminology (D.Crim.), Doctor of Divinity/Divinitatis Doctor (DD), Doctor of Design (Dr.DES.), Doctor of Education (Ed.D.), Doctor of Engineering (D.Eng.), Doctor of Engineering Science (D.E.Sc., Sc.D E.), Doctor of Environmental Science and Engineering (D.Env.), Doctor of Fine Arts (D.F.A.), Doctor of Forestry (D.F.), Doctor of Geological Science (D.G.S.), Doctor of Health and Safety (D.H.S.), Doctor of Health Education (D.H.Ed), Doctor of Hebrew Literature/Letters (D.H.L.), Doctor of Hebrew Studies (D.H.S.), Doctor of Humane Letters (D.Hum.Litt.), Doctor of Industrial Technology (D.I.T.), Doctor of Information Technology (D.I.T.), Doctor of Juridical Science (S.J.D., J.S.D.), Doctor of Law and Policy (L.P.D., D.L.P.), Doctor of Library Science (D.L.S.), Doctor of Literature and Philosophy (D.Litt. et Phil.), Doctor of Medical Humanities (D.M.H.), Doctor of Medical Science (D.M.Sc.), Doctor of Medicine (M.D.), Doctor of Ministry (D.Min., D.M.), Doctor of Modern Languages (D.M.L.), Doctor of Music (D.Mus, Mus.Doc.), Doctor of Musical Arts (D.M.A., A.Mus.D.), Doctor of Musical Education (D.M.E.), Doctor of Music Therapy (D.M.T.), Doctor of Naprapathic Medicine (D.N.), Doctor of Nursing Science (D.N.S./D.N.Sc.), Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine (D.O.), Doctor of Pharmacy (Pharm.D.), Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D), Doctor of Physical Education (D.P.E.), Doctor of Physical Therapy (D.P.T.), Doctor of Practical Theology (D.P.T., D.Th.P.), Doctor of Professional Studies (D.P.S.), Doctor of Psychology (Psy.D), Doctor of Public Administration (D.P.A.), Doctor of Public Health (D.P.H.), Doctor of Recreation (D.Rec./D.R.), Doctor of Rehabilitation (Rh.D.), Doctor of Science (D.Sc., Sc. D.), Doctor of Science in Dentistry (D.Sc.D.), Doctor of Science and Hygiene (D.Sc.H.), Doctor of Science in Veterinary Medicine (D.Sc.V.M.), Doctor of the Science of Law (L.Sc.D.), Doctor of Social Science (D.S.Sc.), Doctor of Social Work (D.S.W.), Doctor of Sacred Music (D.S.M.), Doctor of Sacred Theology (S.T.D.), Doctor of Theology (Th.D.), Doctor of Veterinary Medicine (D.V.M.), Juris Doctor (J.D.)

      • snowcrash
        October 19, 2010 at 5:31 pm | #17

        ROFL, that is from billionsdie.

      • Briareus
        October 19, 2010 at 10:02 pm | #18

        And all those degrees were inexpensively obtained at 12:43AM from the University of Kinkos.

      • livefreeor die
        October 19, 2010 at 10:51 pm | #19

        You forgot the Doctor of Mr. Clean.

  7. Arachne
    October 19, 2010 at 5:12 pm | #20

    By the way – how does one exactly “DO” basic science? People “DO” basic math.
    I don’t recall a single hard science major at Cal saying “I ‘DO’ physics. Of course, they can’t be as elevated as the Quack Quack, I’m sure – I mean, they only have the Lawrence Berkeley Lab to use as a playground.

    • October 19, 2010 at 5:17 pm | #21

      yeah, but Loosedick has a janitor’s closet as a playground. So there.

    • Grimcargo
      October 19, 2010 at 5:20 pm | #22

      Whenever Ludbitch is missing from the green slime it’s because they put the wrong thing in the cage at the lab where he sweeps.

  8. Grimcargo
    October 19, 2010 at 5:18 pm | #23

    Ludbitch. If only I could find yo moma and sue her and the witch doctor that delivered you. You see. They threw away the wrong thing and kept the brown thing. You. A lump of shit that talks. I know you must feel sorry for me because I have no blow up doll named Ms S. But Ludbitch…if you were to don a raincoat and stand on the corner and flash women. You could be charged with murder for causing them to die laughing at what they had to squint to see. It has been my experience that sub men like you talk a lot about size. But standing at the latrine, you cover it with your little finger. Shaky shaky. A piece of shit that talks. It ain’t right.

  9. Formercorpsman
    October 19, 2010 at 5:32 pm | #24

    You gotta love it.

    This guy’s entire world revolves around projecting sexual deviancy, and sexual inadequacy whenever his posts, or his supposed intellectual prowess is mocked or challenged.

    You challenged my knowledge of global wanrming? How dare you! You have a small penis! You hump your cousin! You spunk chickens! You, you, you…..

    The guy has some deep pathology going on. Since he reads over here, and just as a public service, Seroquel comes in an extended release dosing option. It has for a little while now. No needless suffering anymore Lud, we got your back buddy.

    Passive/aggressive is no way to go through life Ludwig. But stupid you just can’t help.

  10. garycooper
    October 19, 2010 at 5:40 pm | #25

    Too funny! Not as funny as his tabletop-proof of AGW, or Sinclair in general, but still riotously absurd. :)

    Too stupid to begin to know how stupid he is, which is the recipe for the biggest kind of stupid that can be. I knew this punk was a wanker the first time I espied his chosen nickname, and every post since has only cemented that impression. Give my best to Miss S, of the “flowy chemise” and corset.

  11. snowcrash
    October 19, 2010 at 5:47 pm | #26

    What is Lud’s point about women? LGF has iceweasel. LOL

  12. spaceallah
    October 19, 2010 at 5:55 pm | #27

    This guy is The Blogmocracy’s best recruiting tool. He can’t stop talking about it, which I find interesting because I thought LGF pretended like it didn’t exist (or at least does so until it finds it inconvenient).

    • garycooper
      October 19, 2010 at 6:03 pm | #28

      To me, that’s the funniest part of the whole dying-star implosion of LGF, the fact that Fatass and his minion are totally obsessed with this forum and Blogmocracy, to the point where they;’re neglecting to rail about Pam, Robert and Palin for minutes at a time. The “bad craziness” is “good funniness!” :)

  13. garycooper
    October 19, 2010 at 5:58 pm | #29

    snowcrash :What is Lud’s point about women? LGF has iceweasel. LOL

    They only have room for one Psycho Hosebeast at a time over there. Iceweasel is filling the bill for the time being. I wonder why Miss S. doesn’t partake of the wonders within those guarded gates? No, wait…I’m not wondering about that.

  14. Roger
    October 19, 2010 at 6:01 pm | #30

    “do things like have educations” wtf?

    • Iron Fist
      October 19, 2010 at 6:13 pm | #31

      Lewd Pig keeps his education in a box along with the Talented and Inflatable Ms.S’s CO2 cartridges and her strapon

  15. Formercorpsman
    October 19, 2010 at 6:12 pm | #32

    Roger :“do things like have educations” wtf?

    Now, now, now, you know “do” was meant to be tranistive, and “educations” was the direct, lol.

  16. October 19, 2010 at 6:46 pm | #33

    m :

    Yeah, either dicks or an air stem, LOL!

    I found a home made video of Ludwig, upstairs, next thread

  17. October 19, 2010 at 6:53 pm | #34

    I feel left out…

  18. phoenixgirl
    October 19, 2010 at 7:10 pm | #35

    regular sex?

    • m
      October 19, 2010 at 7:22 pm | #36

      Which to him means dominating a blow-up doll.

  19. wolfie
    October 19, 2010 at 8:17 pm | #39

    Holy carp. Such detailed knowledge.
    That poor guy must be reading the Blogmocracy comments 24/7.
    Super-stalker! :lol:

  20. kansas
    October 19, 2010 at 8:18 pm | #40

    At the “new” LGF 3 is an “invasion”.

  21. ChenZhen
    October 19, 2010 at 8:47 pm | #41

    Hmmm…I wonder why I got left out?

    • October 19, 2010 at 9:24 pm | #42

      My guess is because you are Asian (at least your nic is), and all Asians know algebra and Ludwig is scared shitless you’ll challenge his knowledge of algebra.

      • ChenZhen
        October 19, 2010 at 9:55 pm | #43

        Yea, well, my math skills aren’t anything special. I’ll admit that.

        Perhaps most of the post-2007 LGF crowd don’t know who the heck I am. For those that do, they know I’m difficult to fit into their vision of a nasty “stalker”. I mean, I voted for Obama, I think Pam is nuts, I accept evolution, etc. I wasn’t banned from LGF for hate speech or any kind of crazy rhetoric. I was banned for “backstabbing” (i.e. mocking CJ on my blog).

        Or, they’re intimidated by my kung fu (which is understandable). ;)

  22. October 19, 2010 at 8:56 pm | #44

    What never ceases to amaze me is the fact that they can’t tell the difference between “stalking” and our (admittedly raunchy) satire.

  23. October 19, 2010 at 10:56 pm | #45

    1389AD :

    What never ceases to amaze me is the fact that they can’t tell the difference between “stalking” and our (admittedly raunchy) satire.

    Marxists never have a sense of humor.

  24. October 19, 2010 at 11:28 pm | #46

    LUDWIG IS UNGULATE MAN! Chew this cud, Ungulate Man! Way to crap from behind the Green Fence!

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