The pressing issue of our times: Creationism
October 26, 2010
Chuck thinks that the origins of man is what voters are thinking about. Never mind that unemployment is high and the economy is stagnant, voters will be thinking about whether we were created by God, evolved from apes or came from another planet!
Creationism vs. Darwinism, the pressing issue of our times. The economy, National debt and Islamic threat are irrelevant. It’s all about evolution! I’m sure financially struggling Americans are really concerned about the origins of humanity!
I am a Darwinist, but this is Leftist MacCarthyism!
Yup. CJ wants a religious test for public office.
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Hey Fatass, you live in California, who the people of Illinois decide to elect is none of your god damned business, shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.
I bet the Mad King thinks the Republican candidate for Governor in New York is a creationist, too, since his name is “Pal-a-dino.”
Oh chuckieeeeee, you’re going to offend your muslim readers. That’s a no-no ya-know?
He is such as asshole. Words fail me.
Allow one more adherent of Darwin’s theory of evolution say: “Chuck, you’re a dumbass! The fact that you can manage to get out of bed in the morning without strangling yourself in the sheets is, in itself, paradoxical. You are a poster child for devolution. NOTHING this stupid in the animal world stays alive this long!”
You don’t hold back do you!
To you and Phillip, agreed, but I don’t think Darwin would be pleased if he were around to see what a cult has been built up around his name. Darwin never had the ambition to declare the origins of the universe, he simply proposed a theory to explain how some species gradually morph into others.
I’d declare myself a “Darwinist” too, except that I don’t like the company that puts me in. Too many take it a bridge too far, and turn it into a full-fledges religious cult.
There there are dumbasses like Johnson, who don’t know a proton from a crouton, and do a pure “argument from authority” kind of tribal wannabee thing. He has no more business pontificating about science as he does dancing ballet.
I do not care about the “company”. Charles Darwin never presumed to explain how the Universe came about. All he was doing is trying to explain the VARIETY of existing life and what may have caused it. Assholes who superficially presumed as to what his theory said and came up with all sorts of horrors while using it as an excuse are simply wrong. For a comparison, look at what some freaks do with Christianity, for instance. Any theory, whatsoever, can be used by lowlives to attempt to excuse any atrocity. Any scientific discovery can be used for good or evil. So, this casts no shadow whatsoever on Darwin and his research.
Let me clarify: this is the same reason why I’ll never call myself an environmentalist, even as I live in the woods. I just don’t like the loony-toons people with that name. they’ve ruined it. “Darwinist” is the same thing. The name just sounds icky, even though his theories were sound, because of the assorted nuts and bolts who call themselves that.
Darwin is profaned daily by his devout followers.
And what exactly does one’s personal beliefs on the origins of man and earth have to do with their ability to effectively govern a state?
I never understood Johnson’s obsession with this topic. Like a dog with a bone in his mouth, he never let it go. It’s as if he believes Creationists are the sworn enemy of mankind. He’s nuts.
His beloved jihadis are creationists, BTW…
Shhhh Chunkels doesnt know that yet…
Yep. And he seems to be just about the only one in the blogosphere who is obsessed with this. Nobody else gives a rat’s patootie.
He likes a bone in his mouth. A big one! Accompanied by another one in his ample arse!
Charles does not think any candidate who is a creationist should be placed in a position where he could affect the education system. The rationale is that such a person would impose his own beliefs on a defenseless student body, rendering them helplessly ignorant for the rest of their natural lives, or until they become smart enough to become atheists.
This is very important to him.
Maybe they could take some sort of oath…
Personally, I would like to see democrats take an oath to adhere to the Constitution of the United States.
But what do I know?
Actually both parties could do so, just to keep everybody honest.
They do when they are sworn into office, however as we know all to well, an oath means absolutely nothing to a democrat and not a whole lot more to Republican elitists.
Yeah, he wants to leave all the imposing of beliefs on a defenseless student body for the far left.
Racist creationists, to boot…
“Allah’s Messenger said: Allah created Adam when He had to create him and He struck his right shoulder and there emitted from it white offspring as if they were white ants. He struck his left shoulder and there emitted from it the black offspring as if they were charcoal. He then said (to those who had been emitted) from the right (shoulder): For Paradise and I do not mind. Then He said to those (who had been emitted) from his left shoulder: They are for hell and I do not mind. Transmitted by Ahmad.”–Jami at-Tirmidhi 38
Speaking of Koranic quotes… I would like to read this “diary of a madman”, in its entirety. What edition/ translation would be best to get? Because I know there are some “sanitized” versions out there, and I am not interested in them.
Princess Natasha brings down the pimp-hand of love!
Fatass and Lewd-Wig on the beach: “I kept asking myself ‘Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?’ Then it hit me…”
It’s metaphysics, man!
Personally, I do not think any candidate who believes in socialism or communism should be allowed anywhere near any reins of power, be it the office of the President or the local supervisor of sewer manhole lids.
Even on a personal level, I had communists threaten me, a number of times (we won’t go into details of what happened to them, shortly thereafter)… But I am yet to see a (Christian) creationist be anything but nice to me. Sure, they insist on praying for my soul, but the most harm they’ve done to me is overfeed me with homemade raspberry cheesecake…
(but the most harm they’ve done to me is overfeed me with homemade raspberry cheesecake…)
Why those evil Christians….. Prayed for you and fed you, better get a posse together and go do something about that, we just cant have unacceptable behavior like that round these part… Never know what kind of slippery slope that will put us on… /s
Muhammad Mohsin Khan translation: http://www.searchtruth.com/chapter_display.php?translator=5
Read it alongside the Commentary by Ibn Kathir to get the correct, bloody, imperialist classical interpretation: http://www.tafsir.com/
Thank you very much! That should keep me occupied between bouts of rage at errors in my C++ code and triumphant laughter at completing a 3-page solution to some heat equation…
Ludwig knows all about heat transfer and thermodoormatics and all that shtuff. That’s how he knows the earth has a temperature, cuz of the infrared bozons coming from the inside of the earth, where it’s millions of degrees, cuz his favorite scientist said so.
And I’d love to hear Ludwig explain in his own words why we use Prantl numbers and Nussult numbers, and what those have to do with heat transfer.
Yay! I am studying those right now. And Lewd Pig knows jack-SHIT about heat transfer or physics or advanced math. He is a sad little poseur. And that is the only thing he knows. Well, maybe not even that. He is a giant vortex of SUCK. A singularity of FAIL. A douche with a capital Bag. A needle-dicked bug-fucker… Besides, if he really wanted to make the world a better place, he’d commit suicide.
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