Chuck’s Election analysis
October 27, 2010
Chuck is seeing a different election that the rest of us. The GOP is focused on economic and fiscal issues, but in the world of the Jazz Man they are pushing a theocracy?
What election is this man observing? Chuck is having delusions of an alternate reality! This is a clear sign of madness!
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UPDATE by Iapyx:
This just in. New secretly taped video footage of the lizards all celebrating the new Newsweek poll showing the democrats shooting up in the polls:
SECOND UPDATE from King Minos:
New video from behind the lines at lizard central. Charles’s minions turn on him. Watch out, Chuckie!
It is the election in his head! Actually, it is more than anyone who is to the religious side of Aliester Crowley is a “fundie” to Chuckles. Except for Obama. When Obama claims to be a Christian, Chuckles (like the rest of us) knows he is lying, so that is OK…
Islam is the only religion he’s OK with.
It’s the only religion that leftists are okay with. Especially because they claim muslims are a race.
Give Chuck a break. It’s difficult to live in a reality based world whilest sheltered from the bad craziness in the seclusion of your gated community reading comic books. Subscriptions are down so he can’t afford cable. He gets his talking points from media matters and think progress.
When the only ones you pay any attention to are the ones highlighted by Media Matters, well, yeah.
Can’t keep up with the knucklehead. He’s just done another stupid:
Chuck Johnson for SCOTUS!!!!!11
Let me lay it out for you, Chunky the wonder twit. It doesn’t appear. Nor is it intended in the Bill of Rights. At the time of the passage of the Bill of Rights, there were several STATES that had official churches, and continued to have them. In fact, if anything, the Bill of Rights simply says Congres will not establish a national church or interfere with the religious practice or beliefs of the citizenry. That’s it. PERIOD.
The whole “separation of church and state” is a myth created by the leftist FDR Supreme Court, in an opinion written by Hugo Black, ex-KKK attorney. “In God we Trust” is on our money. Moses’ effigy is carved into the facade of the Supreme Court Building.
You’re out of your depth discussing Con Law Chunky. Stick with comic books. The only use you’d have for my Con Law textbook is to prop open your back door to air out your house after one of your farts.
It is the anti-wanking that bothers Chuck so much about Christine O’Donnell so much. After all, wanking is the only thing he is, well, good enough for himself at. And he’s the only one he has to please with his wanking! It is the perfect sport for him, how dare Christine express disapproval of it? He’s a proud wanker, from a long line of proud wankers! And in wanking, he pulls no pud quite like his own….
That makes sense. The internet is a WAN, and he’s king of the internet. that makes him WAN King.
Media Matters, that objective news source according to Joy Behar?
SCROTUS maybe, SCOTUS, I don’t think so.
That explains the funny looking eyes…
“The GOP is really pushing these religious right issues HARD in this election.”
Really! HARD! Did you hear me? HARD!!! It’s a whole army of Pat Robertsons!!!!
It’s the shrieking chubbo!
The GOP pushed HARD for religion, and Boxer worked HARD for her title.
Any questions?
That whole analysis is out of pure cloth. Why aren’t Democrats pushing the theocracy argument, then? Jeez Loo-eez, this clown really is lost when he doesn’t have people with IQ’s over room temperature posting at his site and bringing him stories, doesn’t he?
He’s got some free time – why doesn’t he let his fingers do the dialing and call up Levin or Rush and get his big lizard message out. Rush puts libturd bon-bons right to the front of the line on his calls. And if Chunky tells Mr. Snerdly it’s HIM on the line, Rush will no doubt take him right away. Let him make his argument to a national audience.
Oh, and definitely call Levin, Chunky, and tell him how you know allllll about Con Law. The audio of him making steak tartar out of you will be priceless.
Fucking coward.
I wonder if al-Guardian has him on tap to write up election results. After his last essay fiasco, I wonder if they’ve already blocked his email address.
It must be the ads in Chucks head that he sees. Almost every election ad has been about jobs, debt and the economy.
watching the meltdowns from the left a week (Maher, Behar, Fatboy) out from the election is great, considering how they will freak when the votes really are cast.
Get the popcorn!