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The collected Ramblings of a Mad Scientist

October 27, 2010

Here, for everyone’s enjoyment, are the collected ramblings of the LFG official pet nutcase, LudwigVanQuixote. Pay particular attention to the top diary, which is pure, unadulterated stalkage.

I also got a snout full of coke (acola) from his presentation on thermodynamics, when he was doing ok until he got to this point:

If I compress the piston now, the gas has more internal heat than it did before and in the compression, it gets much hotter than it was before, but this time, I don’t let it sit there and exchange heat with the air in my box. Rather, I open a valve and send the gas out to a long tube outside of the box. It is happy to go, since it is at high pressure and squirts right out! The gas is now in the long tube and because of the compression, is hotter than the outside air.

Not due to thermodynamics alone. If you compress it, and immediately uncompress it (retrieving the mechanical energy put in to it, and not just letting it go “thwack”), it returns to exactly the same temperature, Einstein. It’s only because you ran it through a restriction that the temperature went up.

Feynman had a name for his type… :roll:

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LudwigVanQuixote
55 minutes ago

re: #98 LudwigVanQuixote Here h, is the convective heat transfer, l, is the characteristic length (as in the definition of the Reynolds number) and kf is the thermal conductivity of the…

Tags: Stalkers, Gimps, Impotence

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Tags: Games

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Tags: Teabags

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Romantic Heretic
1 week ago

My reverse Dork Bluff story, sorta. A client for a company I used to work for as a computer programmer called me up one day. He’d gotten a bee in his…

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LudwigVanQuixote
1 week, 1 day ago

re: #15 Aceofwhat? Good stuff all around. This is what separates LGF from the chaff. I love these kind of conversations. You are of course free to join in!

Tags: Science

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publicityStunted
1 week, 2 days ago

re: #22 LudwigVanQuixote I’m a little surprised that no one saw MKelly’s largest error. The entire point of CO2 in the atmosphere, in this context, is that it preferentially absorbs more IR…

Tags: AGW

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LudwigVanQuixote
1 week, 5 days ago

re: #14 b_sharp I bet you’re a damn good Prof. Thank you!

Tags: Thermodynamics

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LudwigVanQuixote
2 weeks ago

re: #20 iossarian Great write-up. Thank you!

Tags: Thermodynamics

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freetoken
3 weeks, 6 days ago

re: #6 LudwigVanQuixote If I need a tag then I’ve failed.

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Ericus58
4 weeks ago

Color me shocked….. Arafat being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize was when the Peace Prize became irrelevant. If the Nobel committee had actual stood for peace, they would have revoked the award…

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  1. Mouth of Saurles
    October 27, 2010 at 9:19 pm | #1

    Im guessing sniffing chucks groady underwear constantly gives lud the mental prowess to write such witty and unhypocritical rantings. I was expecting his writings to be made up of “i am one what am i?” written over and over again.

  2. nil stooge
    October 27, 2010 at 9:24 pm | #2

    Wow that’s a long post. I feel dumber just for scrolling past it.

    • October 27, 2010 at 10:51 pm | #3

      Yea I think that could have been broken up, and I could have sworn that some of that has already been covered.

      I hope Iapyx doesn’t mind, but I’m going to insert a page break up there so the main page isn’t 50 ft. long.

  3. October 27, 2010 at 9:29 pm | #4

    Wow, I never knew I can’t get a date!
    :lol:

    It’s more like I don’t want to date trash or blowup dolls (like Ms. S.)

    Dude invents crap like a Cocaine head.

    • wolfie
      October 27, 2010 at 10:38 pm | #5

      Wow! I never knew you were into “violent fantasies” about putting women in their place either!!! :lol: What a complete surprise to all of the women here and on Blogmocracy! We never could have guessed! :lol:

      Ludwig, OTOH, who is making this insane accusation, actually does write (and proudly displays) repulsive rape fantasies about women. What a pathetic little boy he is.

  4. My Little Ponytail
    October 27, 2010 at 9:36 pm | #6

    Stalking, video games, funky youtubes that impress idiots, thermodynamics, is there anything he isn’t an expert on? :lol:

  5. garycooper
    October 27, 2010 at 10:10 pm | #7

    My Little Ponytail :Stalking, video games, funky youtubes that impress idiots, thermodynamics, is there anything he isn’t an expert on?

    He is also expert in counter-espionage, having trained with Mossad while still in grade school. He competed in single-sculls in the Olympics at the age of 14, earning a silver medal that satisfied his need for international recognition. He submerged himself in study of the Torah for two years, leaving his room only to wash off the splooge and eat Cheetos. He is a black belt in several martial arts, and also expert in shootfighting and capoeira, though he has refused numerous offers to take over the UFC world, in order to focus on his true love, which is the study and practice of Advanced College Physics, with a concentration in failed-blog conversion strategies.

    He is also devastatingly handsome, as is his latest conquest, the handy-with-her-mitts-and-muff “Miss S.” His best quality, though, and the one that endears him to all who know him: his self-effacing modesty. He knows more than you do, but you would never know it to speak with him…he doesn’t believe in showing off his vast knowledge. In fact, he “sandbags it” in conversation, making purposeful blunders and saying the most egregiously wrong-headed things, in order to make the lesser lights around him feel better about their puny intellects.

    In short, he is my hero.

    • dwells38
      October 27, 2010 at 11:57 pm | #8

      “In short, he is my hero”

      And his!

  6. Kos Laughs At Chuckles
    October 27, 2010 at 10:13 pm | #9

    He makes the Dos Equis “Stay Thirsty My Friends” guy seem like a couch potato. How can we dare question him?
    //////

  7. garycooper
    October 27, 2010 at 10:21 pm | #10

    Kos Laughs At Chuckles :He makes the Dos Equis “Stay Thirsty My Friends” guy seem like a couch potato. How can we dare question him?//////

    We dasn’t!!

  8. Persephonexoxo
    October 27, 2010 at 10:22 pm | #11

    So he questions the Christianity that Sarah Palin follows? Would that be the one that led her to the decision to keep…and not ABORT…a special needs child? Oh noes!!!!!!!!! A heartbeat away!!!!!!

    Dicktard.

  9. Princess Natasha
    October 27, 2010 at 10:45 pm | #12

    Maybe Lewd Pig will self-abort on Nov. 3 and FINALLY do something that benefits the entire world AND makes the air a lot cleaner.

  10. Spidly
    October 27, 2010 at 10:46 pm | #13

    Well, dude needs to actually study his thermodynamics.

  11. Spidly
    October 27, 2010 at 11:16 pm | #14

    I guess he’s trying to describe a perfectly adiabatic compression of an ideal gas followed by an isenthalpic expansion…

  12. Philip_Daniel
    October 27, 2010 at 11:24 pm | #15

    Ummm…

    Am I supposed to mention how I don’t dispute the veracity of AGW, I only contend that the cult-like status the theory has received is troubling, and those who do dispute it should not be subject to ad hominem attacks and even democidal non-sequiturs?

    Am I supposed to again state, as I have before, that OPEC is a criminal organization, and the sooner we wean off Mid-East and Venezuelan oil, the better?

    Am I supposed to verify that I am actually a big opponent of both Ron Paul and Rand Paul, and despise their supporters? That I consider their actions to be indefensible? That I merely posted my comment because it is people like you, Luddite, that weep only when certain ideologues are attacked ferociously but not when others are, that in fact you pine for the day when those who deny your holy gospel will be chastised for their unbelief?

    Am I supposed to say that you have me all wrong, Luddite?

  13. garycooper
    October 28, 2010 at 12:42 am | #16

    “Am I supposed to mention how I don’t dispute the veracity of AGW”…no problem, there are plenty of us taking care of that job. More every day. It’s a giant load of horseshit, to put it crudely.

  14. mtc
    October 28, 2010 at 1:01 am | #17

    LVQ is mean spirited and wrong. He comes close to libel with his rantings about Rodan and other Blogomocrats. Oh and by the way, if you would like to post here or at the Blogmocracy, you can if Charles will let you.

  15. October 28, 2010 at 1:20 am | #18

    Hey Ludwig von Splodgeguzzler, Lynette Alice “Squeaky” Fromme was also a little 100 pound woman, she rushed up on a sitting president in a nearly identical manner, except that she had a gun and SHOT President Ronald Reagan. There is a damned good reason even little 100 pound women get thrown to the ground when the try to run suddenly up on political candidates. If you had been around during Reagan’s Presidency you would have known this and not had to have it explained to you.

  16. buzzsawmonkey
    October 28, 2010 at 9:38 am | #19

    Say what you will about the Lewd Wig, he certainly has the courage of his convections.

  17. Arachne
    October 28, 2010 at 9:38 am | #20

    I forwarded this to my cousin’s son (I call him my nephew, because the first cousin once removed concept gets complicated) who is a physics professor at the University of Chicago. His response:

    “You’re kidding about this, right?”

  18. grandjunctionite
    October 28, 2010 at 10:01 am | #21

    doriangrey1 :Hey Ludwig von Splodgeguzzler, Lynette Alice “Squeaky” Fromme was also a little 100 pound woman, she rushed up on a sitting president in a nearly identical manner, except that she had a gun and SHOT President Ronald Reagan. There is a damned good reason even little 100 pound women get thrown to the ground when the try to run suddenly up on political candidates. If you had been around during Reagan’s Presidency you would have known this and not had to have it explained to you.

    Not to be a nit picking prick or anything but Squeaky Fromme tried to kill Gerry Ford. John Hinkley Jr. tried and successfully shot Ronald Reagan along with three others.

    • October 28, 2010 at 10:57 am | #22

      No worries, let Ludwig refute it as it stands, because to do so, he has to admit that even little 100 pound women can be extremely dangerous.

  19. garycooper
    October 28, 2010 at 10:02 am | #23

    Arachne :I forwarded this to my cousin’s son (I call him my nephew, because the first cousin once removed concept gets complicated) who is a physics professor at the University of Chicago. His response:
    “You’re kidding about this, right?”

    Yes, but does your nephew practice karate and algebra, while whisking fair warrior-princesses from Renaissance Fairs to cardio-kickboxing class down at the strip-mall? All while policing the internets 24/7?

    • Arachne
      October 28, 2010 at 10:47 am | #24

      Alas, no. He reads the classics, goes to the Opera, votes Republican and has a wife who’s a stunner (and also a physicist). Really comes up short, doesn’t he?

  20. poteen
    October 28, 2010 at 10:44 am | #25

    Hey Pudwig. You seem have an awful lot of time for pontificating to the amphibian herd in Chuckles Puddle.
    If you have a job, the company isn’t getting a fair effort for their money. More likely your mom is still paying your rent and tuition.

    • Arachne
      October 28, 2010 at 10:50 am | #26

      I’m just a lowly assistant in a law firm and the only time I have for posting is in the a.m. before work starts and occasionally during the day if the work load permits or at lunch. Heck, when I get home, I barely have any time for posting because I need to do housekeeping.

      I’m trying to figure out how a physicist can be on the net 24/7. My “nephew” apologized for not responding to my email sooner but work was intruding.

      • poteen
        October 28, 2010 at 2:40 pm | #27

        Yea. I think Pud’s just one of CJ’s personalities. Too many similarities too often. And way too much time online.

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