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Luddy now wants to be the Pope

October 28, 2010

Our old coke sniffing Nazi reject is back at it again! After declaring himself the head Rabbi of Judaism and determining who is a real Jew or not, he takes the next step. He has now declared himself the Pope of all Christianity and will set up an Inquisition to determine who is a real Christian!

Wow Lewd, you are now the head of Christianity and Judaism! What’s next Islam? Actually, that religion is a more natural fit for your totalitarian world view!

  1. October 28, 2010 at 11:21 am | #1

    Oh we know exactly what you mean Ludwig von Splodgeguzzler, you mean anyone who doesn’t think the way you command them to think. Which generally means anyone who actually practices the Christian faith in accordance with the teachings of Jesus Christ or the Apostle Paul.

    Teachings which you are utterly and completely unfamiliar with since you have clearly never studied them.

  2. Arachne
    October 28, 2010 at 11:29 am | #2

    Isn’t that just fucking WHITE of him.

  3. Speranza
    October 28, 2010 at 11:37 am | #3

    Whack job is flexing his muscles when icejimmah are away. A measure of how far LGF has fallen is that LudwigVanquackquack actually gets to post threads. Since he has a repressive, genocidal, totalitarian mindset – Islam actually is a perfect fit for him.

    • October 28, 2010 at 11:57 am | #4

      Yes Grand Ayatollah Lewdwig or Grand Mufti Lewdwig fits hime perfectly!

    • wolfie
      October 28, 2010 at 12:50 pm | #5

      Not to mention his creepy, violent rape fantasies.

    • nil stooge
      October 28, 2010 at 2:00 pm | #6

      A measure of how far LGF has fallen is that LudwigVanquackquack actually gets to post threads.

      LvQ isn’t special that way – anyone registered at LGF can have their own, LGF-hosted ‘mini-blog’ on “LGF Pages” and post threads there, which is not the main page on LGF.

      And no doubt, some day when it’s pressingly convenient, Charles will retroactively disclaim ownership of the content of all these LGF Pages – cf. the recently discovered laissez-faire comment period of LGF. Some of these LGF Pages threads – e.g. LvQ’s – are egregious examples of hosting standards few hosts would want to be associated with, particularly long-term as is the case with LGF/LvQ’s Pages.

  4. poteen
    October 28, 2010 at 11:57 am | #7

    All the time involved in writing this shit. The style. Saying things that would get a rise out of others but leave deniability for the groupenfuhrer.
    LVQ is CJ.

  5. garycooper
    October 28, 2010 at 12:10 pm | #8

    poteen :All the time involved in writing this shit. The style. Saying things that would get a rise out of others but leave deniability for the groupenfuhrer.LVQ is CJ.

    It’s still not entirely out of the question, for me. People have advised me that Fatass is too stupid to pose as the precocious teen-wonderboy Lewdy, but when you closely examine the postings of said child, they aren’t anything a person couldn’t google-up and slap together without any serious education in those fields.

    Especially when you consider the Fatass lives online 24/7, has no real job, and shares EVERY opinion EXACTLY with the Merkin Man. And, there’s the little matter of my own banning, which was carried out by Lewdy immediately after a threat was delivered…supposedly, Fatass wasn’t in the room at the time. So, Lewdy has the power to instantly ban and block the IP of people from viewing LGF? I was unable to view the crappy site for a couple of weeks, after the banning, which occurred because I was wiping the floor with the Mop-n-Glo Mook over the hot-button topic of AGW.

  6. My Little Ponytail
    October 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm | #9

    “Actual Christian” = Climate cultist.

    • wolfie
      October 28, 2010 at 1:25 pm | #10

      Why, yes!
      “Actual Christian” = anyone who agrees with Loody.

      The question remains of why leftists are so anxious to kidnap the brand name by redefining it. Heh.

      • PeteP
        October 28, 2010 at 3:28 pm | #11

        His definition of “Christian love” is whacking people over the head with AGW and other crap and then pouring scorn on anybody who doesn’t share his views.

  7. Bweep
    October 28, 2010 at 12:51 pm | #12

    I know what he’s talking about….I just don’t give a shit…..

  8. wolfie
    October 28, 2010 at 1:19 pm | #13

    It’s interesting that he equates being charitable, forgiving, and soft-hearted with being Christian. Although the first two virtues are given extraordinary prominence in Christianity, they are not exclusive to Christians, much less do they define membership in the Body of Christ. In any case, Loody’s presentation of the formula NICE=CHRISTIAN draws perilously close to a violation of his own anti-Christian, multi-cult creed. :)

    As for being soft-hearted, that is not a virtue, Christian or otherwise. It is a matter of temperament. Having a tender heart may make the practice of charity easier from time to time, but just as often it can lead one into grievous error and sin.

  9. Restoras
    October 28, 2010 at 2:41 pm | #14

    Well, he obviously isn’t a Christian – or even a decent human being given his highly developed sense of entitlement and intolerance. He sure is one amazing hypocrite though! But we’ve known that for a long time. He must be European – all those qualities match perfectly.

    • My Little Ponytail
      October 28, 2010 at 2:48 pm | #15

      That’s thought’s crossed my mind, too. I have my suspicions that a lot of their ‘opinion leaders’ are Euros. At least Jimmah admits it, but there are a number there who are masquerading as 100% a Merkin.

  10. dwells38
    October 28, 2010 at 4:02 pm | #16

    This dude is a complete anti-Christian bigot. And particularly by the standards of LGF. After all, they themselves have banned the use of short-cut terms such as RoP. I myself was called out for using the innocuous “Lib” very recently there and I was only using it to save typing and would not have objected to “Con” as it’s opposite. Christbot is a bigoted term that generalizes and shows clear prejudice especially in the context he’s using it. Would he think Jewbot is anything other than anti-semitic?

    • My Little Ponytail
      October 28, 2010 at 4:16 pm | #17

      Would he care?

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