Chuck jealous of Breitbart

October 30, 2010

The Jazz Man pretends he’s a major player on the political scene. In reality he’s a joke who’s lives a delusion. He has hate for those that made it big, like Andrew Breitbart.

Chuck you failed!

  1. garycooper
    October 30, 2010 at 10:19 am | #1

    If only Fatass was more interesting than watching a fat kid stare at a monitor all day, screaming at phantoms of the interwebz, maybe he could catch on with somebody. Not an ABC, or even an MSNBC…maybe a local access channel?

  2. garycooper
    October 30, 2010 at 10:28 am | #2

    What he still doesn’t get, is that all LGF ever was was the patrons. He provided a meeting place, like any schmoe opening a bar. He happened to get lucky at just the right time, hitching his little green wagon to 9/11, and then the whole thing took off along with the blogosphere. He won the lottery, in essence, while hundreds of smarter, hipper, funnier and more-gifted bloggers languished on the fringes, never drawing flies.

    Now, he’s burned through all that lotto-cash, and he’s struggling along just like the rest of the rabble. Nobody wants to talk to him, as he has nothing to say, and zero credibility. If he were to come out as gay, that might help him a little, as Andy would have to consider linking to him, and the Rosie O’Donnell crowd might give him a curious once-over.

    In the end, though, he’s just a boring old fart. Look at his photography, if you need more proof of that. I don’t think the “Rusty Hinge School” of photography is going to take over the art world, anytime soon.

  3. kansas
    October 30, 2010 at 11:05 am | #3

    Despite fraud, LGF still on internet.

  4. spidly
    October 30, 2010 at 12:35 pm | #4

    I guess I missed the Breitbart fraud. What was that supposed to be, the videos showing acorn to be the deeply corrupt organization, or did Breitbart point out the LGF dictionary was up for years and chuck used to have a lot of St. Pancake features?

    • Arachne
      October 30, 2010 at 12:43 pm | #5

      There was no “fraud.” Breitbart was hasty, but there was no fraud. He posted the audio clip he received – there is no evidence, ANYWHERE, that he was in possession of the full 40-minute clip at any time.

      I guess Chunky has forgotten all about his little stunt of posting a photograph that was photoshopped in order to smear an anti=Islamofacist. And seeing Nazi symbols in the Tennessee flag.

      Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer with a bestselling and influential book; Andrew Breitbart with successful websites, appearances up the wazzoo on Fox, and now tapped by ABC for election analysis.

      Jealousy is sooooo ugly, Chunky. How’s the tip jar?

  5. Arachne
    October 30, 2010 at 12:45 pm | #6

    Hey maybe Osama bin Olberman and Rachel Madcow will give Chunky a call during election night. He can tell them about all the races across the country that he influenced.

  6. garycooper
    October 30, 2010 at 1:03 pm | #7

    Arachne :Hey maybe Osama bin Olberman and Rachel Madcow will give Chunky a call during election night. He can tell them about all the races across the country that he influenced.

    Well, he is “The Race Detective,” after all. ;)

  7. The Osprey
    October 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm | #8

    Don’t be a “playa h8er”, Chuck!

  8. NoMo
    October 30, 2010 at 4:43 pm | #9

    Jealous much little green footballermiester? Must be,after all green is the color of envy jihad and the eco movement. Perfect.

    • Arachne
      October 30, 2010 at 4:44 pm | #10

      Anyone think Chunky won’t be straying from the phone the next few days hoping that someone somewhere remembers he’s alive and available.

  9. Arachne
    October 30, 2010 at 4:46 pm | #11

    And by the way, Chunkmeister. It wasn’t a fraud. Those jerks in the audience APPLAUDED the racist comments of that speaker before she qualified them – they totally APPROVED of her actions.

  10. Iron Fist
    October 30, 2010 at 4:49 pm | #12

    The real story isn’t Chuckle’s predictible reaction to this. Who thought ABC would get tired of Fox spanking their asses in the ratings because nobody needs to see yet anothe rLiberal point of view on the world? Now, I’ll no doubt scan over there to see what Breitbart has to say. That’s traffic they wouldn’t have gotten without him, and I am sure I am far from alone in this. Epic Fail for Chuck (again), but win for ABC. Who knoew they could learn?

  11. Infidel
    October 30, 2010 at 5:17 pm | #13

    And poor Fatass can’t even get a job sweeping up in a bicycle repair shop.

    • Arachne
      October 30, 2010 at 6:51 pm | #14

      Well, he’s have to borrow Asswhistle’s only mode of transportation to do it, so there is that impediment, to be sure.

  12. DEZ
    October 31, 2010 at 1:32 pm | #15

    Enjoy your bread and water fat boy.
    Breitbart will enjoy his lobster.

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